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davidpmaurer

@davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org

cantankerous (and carnivorous) alien anthropologist, come to tell stories, write songs, and watch hoominity snuff it. (earth's soil is now 68% plastic. what did you think would happen?)

my avatar is my most recent hoomin skinsuit. my banner is a photo of the current scotus.

#writer #musician #composer #artist #grumpyoldman #politicaladdict

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GottaLaff , to random
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A taste of how is treating ’s team right now in court, via Katie Phang:

Cannon: But there are legal means to deal with doxxing. So why does there have to be a connection to ?
Harbach: Redactions alone are not sufficient.

Cannon: I don't appreciate your tone. I expect decorum at all times. If you can't, I'm sure one of your colleagues can take over. Let's reset.

davidpmaurer ,
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@GottaLaff

we should all say this exact thing to her, all at once, from wherever we are.

decorum, my ass.

mondoweiss , to palestine group
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It is unconscionable for Israel to participate in the 2024 Paris Olympics. Israel should be suspended from international sports organizations and events until it ends its grave violations of international law.

https://mondoweiss.net/2024/06/the-international-olympic-committee-must-sanction-israel-over-its-genocidal-war-in-gaza/


@palestine @israel

davidpmaurer ,
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@mondoweiss @palestine @israel

yes. and everything else.

philip_cardella , to random
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It's really amazing to me how many of you think winning a political debate is about preparing, knowing more information, having better knowledge or being better at "debate."

Reagan knew Carter would crush him like the bug that he was. Their only debate was a week before the election and the race was deadlocked.

Reagan's strategy was to let Carter mop the floor with him and then say, "There you go again," playing the kind old man against the uppity liberal

Reagan won the debate & election.

davidpmaurer ,
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@philip_cardella

americans love asshole underdogs.

ElleGray , to random
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it's not the heat, it's the humanity

davidpmaurer ,
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@ElleGray

you won the internet today. congratulations!

cdarwin , to random
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Christian Nationalists Are Opening Private Schools.

Taxpayers Are Funding Them.

Trump’s favorite Arizona megachurch has one.

Trump held his first campaign rally as a convicted felon at 🔸Dream City Church 🔸in Phoenix, Arizona,
hosted by the arch-conservative student group 💥Turning Point USA. 💥
This wasn’t Trump’s first appearance at Dream City Church;
he also held a rally there with Turning Point USA in 2020.

For events like this, it’s an ideal venue:
A weekly attendance of around 21,000 believers makes this one of the largestchurches not just in Arizona but in the nation.

Dream City, is a mecca for special guests who blur the line between religion and politics.
Its annual conference has featured notables like musician and pastor Sean #Feucht, who participated in a White House prayer session for President Trump in 2019 and is currently leading a tour of prayer rallies at state capitol buildings across the country.
The lineup for this year’s event also included David #Barton, whose organization,
💥WallBuilders, 💥teaches K-12 students about the supposed Christian origins of America;
Jurgen #Mathesius, a pastor at San Diego’s far-right Awaken Church, which has become a stopon Mike #Flynn’s
💥ReAwaken America 💥tour;
and Jentezen #Franklin, a televangelist who also spoke at the 2022 💥Pray Vote Stand Summit💥, which mobilizes conservative Christian voters to engage in political activism.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/06/christian-nationalists-are-opening-private-schools-taxpayers-are-funding-them/

davidpmaurer ,
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@Npars01 @cdarwin

yes

alice , to random
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    davidpmaurer ,
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    @alice

    💟

    alice , to random
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    davidpmaurer ,
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    @alice @catsalad

    what the people want, or what AL wants? 🤣

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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    archie and jughead at tenagra

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @RikerGoogling

    bettie, her coochie on the ocean.

    DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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    When Hitler rose to power democratically it took him about 3 months to dismantle democracy completely. There were no new elections for 17 years.

    After previously having started an insurrection, Hitler came to power after state institutions and government failed to ban him from future elections.

    We can't let Trump destroy our democratic institutions.

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @DemocracyMattersALot

    then why don't we - and i do mean we - do something about it? because no one else is going to. there is no superman.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Good for her.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    she gave herself away by frequently putting her mask on backwards.

    Strandjunker , to random
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    BREAKING: New reports show that CIA agents were killed, captured, or compromised because Hunter Biden sold their names to our enemies. — Now that I got Republicans’ attention: That was actually Donald Trump.

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @Strandjunker

    this is mastodon. no republicans as far as the eye can see.

    DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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    Tommy Tuberville is a life support system for an idiot.

    'All-out loon': Tuberville says Putin 'doesn’t want Ukraine' because he already has 'enough land' https://www.alternet.org/all-out-loon-tuberville-says-putin-doesnt-want-ukraine-because-he-already-has-enough-land/

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @DemocracyMattersALot

    how much does putin pay him?

    no - seriously. because he does.

    rbreich , to random
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    50 billionaire families have already poured $600M+ into this year's elections — mostly in support of Trump.

    That's only 0.6% of their total wealth. It essentially costs them nothing to drown our democracy in dark money.

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @rbreich

    whereas the going rate to drown one of them is... well, maybe we should take bids. do i hear $2.50 for the of your choice?

    that's right, gang, drown one of the banes of your existence for less than the price of a big mac!

    i have $2.50, do i hear $3?

    flexghost , to random
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    Alex Jones owes Sandy Hook victim's families $1.5 Billion

    He hasn't paid the families that he terrorized a dime

    This, while he spends roughly $100,000 per month on "personal expenses"

    So relatives of victims of the Sandy Hook shooting are asking a bankruptcy judge to liquidate Alex Jones' media company—including Infowars—in order to make him pay up

    Thoughts and prayers.

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @flexghost

    i will pay $70/lb. for him, and not a penny more. okay, maybe a LITTLE more if you put a pear in his mouth.

    Strandjunker , to random
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    Trump’s radical MAGA Republicans have called me lesbo, cunt, hoe, libtard, and snowflake.

    I use only one word to describe them: un-American.

    Let’s celebrate, friends, because our visible joy of life is our strongest resistance. — Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈💫

    video/mp4

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @Strandjunker

    💟

    alice , (edited ) to random
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    Hey Internet Queerdos and Allies,

    It's :_gaysparkle: Pride :_gaysparkle: month, which means it's time to bring on the corporate rainbow washing!

    Before we get started, here's a content warning () for some swearing, dark topics, and a lot of :100_gay: If that's alright with you, then let's goooo!

    Okay, so it's been an interesting past year. The Cass report came out and helped roll back trans rights in some pretty serious ways, the conservative Right kept right on proving to be downright 💩 humans, there's at least one genocide threatening people's right to exist, and billionaires continued to exercise their (money-given) right to make everything worse for everyone but them. Rights have been a big topic lately.

    Oh, and I almost threw myself off a bridge several months back—but we'll get to that in a moment.

    Fuck. I need some rainbow-safe brain-bleach before we continue, so here are some good things that happened:

    I traded in my old gender for a shiny new one :v_trans: (technically I just binned the old one—it was pretty outdated). Speaking of dating, I started seeing a lovely enby (hi @catsalad!) from the infosec community. All the people I do safety checks with are still here, and Trump became an official felon 🎉

    Alright, that's a bit better. Now on to the actual point of this article: acceptance, community, and safety.

    Those three things are right up there with staying hydrated and memes when I think about what any queer person needs to thrive.

    Acceptance is a prerequisite for community. Our diversity of experience is just as important as our shared experience. Without being accepting of what makes us each unique and wonderful, our communities are fragile and prone to fracturing. You only have to look at those who try to define what a "real man" or "real woman" is to see how they draw circles around their in-group that get smaller and smaller until no one fits.

    Community breeds safety. You may snap a twig with your bare hands, but bind 'em together and you'll find a fagot much harder. Members of our community support each other—and that support becomes so much more important when our queer friends and family run up against the bigotry and horrors of this world. But we're not just one community; we're an alphabet soup of people who come together under the LGBTQIA+ umbrella. Regardless of the specifics, we're the ones who weren't born with the default settings...and that's beautiful—that's worth protecting.

    So what about the bridge? Well, like so many people who identify as LGBTQ+, I had a lot of trauma growing up. Trauma that I continue to collect and box up like newly caught Pokémon. There are a lot of sources of that trauma for me: tech-industry layoffs, an abusive partner, neuro-divergence, as well as non-conforming gender and sexuality in a world whose motto might as well be "Of the Default, by the Default, and for the Default".

    This all came together one day after a fight with my spouse that left me in a very dark place. I didn't feel safe, I didn't feel like I really belonged to any community, and I didn't feel accepted by those closest to me.

    As I stood on the bridge, I got a notification on my phone...then another. It was enough to snap me out of it for a second, and I checked my messages through the tears. Thinking back I honestly don't remember who they were from or what they said, but I do remember that they were from Mastodon, from a couple people who just happened to reach out at the exact right moment. I'll skip the rest of the details, because some of you have already heard this story and they're not really important to this article.

    The important part is that I made it home in one piece because someone reached out. Someone who didn't even know how much I needed them to.

    That little tie to the queer community was all it took to ground me in the moment and save my life.

    Since then I've been keeping an eye out for others that might need grounding and doing my best to make sure they feel accepted. I've been welcoming as many new people into the community as I can, and I've been trying my best to be a safe space for anyone who needs it.

    So, wrapping this up, I want to ask you to do the same. Not just today, but every day—as often as you can. Sometimes all it takes is showing a little kindness and compassion to make a big difference in someone's life.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go check in on some people and tell them how glad I am that they're here.

    —Alice Watson 💜

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @alice @catsalad

    💟 please continue to stick around. the world is so much better with you in it.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    #Trump supporters try to doxx jurors and post violent threats after his conviction

    On social media and web forums, users called for jurors, judges and prosecutors to be killed after the former president was found guilty on 34 felony counts.
    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-supporters-try-doxx-jurors-violent-threats-conviction-rcna154882

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @GottaLaff

    do you happen to have the doxxers' addresses? a photo or two?

    kimlockhartga , to bookstodon group
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    Since we are coming up on June, it seems like a good time to check in with everyone here on @bookstodon regarding favorite reads of 2024 so far. Whatcha got?

    My top five reads of 2024 so far:

    The Criminal series of graphic novels by Ed Brubaker (ten primary works)

    James, Percival Everett

    The Book of Love, Kelly Link

    Poor Deer, Claire Oshetsky

    Prequel, Rachel Maddow

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @kimlockhartga @bookstodon

    adventures in the screen trade, william goldman
    the wee free men, terry pratchett
    danse macabre, stephen king
    the vampire tapestry, suzy mckee charnas
    traction: get a grip on your business, gino wickman

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @kimlockhartga @bookstodon

    i appreciate you, too. you always have interesting posts.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🏆

    Via Kyle Griffin:

    The cover of next week's New Yorker. #Trump #GUILTY #TrumpTrial

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @GottaLaff

    are the huge cuffs symbolic of the handslap he's going to get even if the conviction is upheld in the next 2 appeals?

    artofrengin , to random
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    Heads up that I'll be on pregnancy leave starting next week.

    I have scheduled some posts with new art to go up in the meantime! I just might not respond with the usual personal messages. I'm probably busy taking care of a little human 🙃

    I'll be back in September! <3

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @artofrengin

    congratulations!

    rbreich , to random
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    Wall Street tycoon Stephen Schwarzman endorsed Trump yesterday.

    He joins a growing list of billionaires who once condemned the former president but are now flocking to his campaign.

    Never underestimate how quickly billionaires will sell out our democracy for tax cuts.

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @rbreich

    naked apes. they have more oranges than they can carry, but still want more.

    alice , to random
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    Valid adult breakfast choices.

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @alice

    i'm not judging.

    18+ alice , (edited ) to random
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    davidpmaurer ,
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    @alice

    are you okay?

    appassionato , to palestine group
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    " If we turn our backs and ignore the crimes against humanity that are being committed in Gaza right now, what credibility will we ever have in criticizing the actions of any country, no matter how terrible those actions may be?"

    — Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) May 24, 2024

    @palestine



    davidpmaurer ,
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    @appassionato @palestine

    we have credibility? after slaughtering native americans, turning away jewish refugees during wwii, slavery, 3/5 of a man, separate but equal, internment camps, guantanamo, extraordinary rendition, hiroshima, nagasaki, sunset laws, arming the taliban, installing puppet governments in south america and the middle east, afghanistan, korea, cambodia, vietnam, yemen, haiti, south africa, testing lsd on soldiers and others without their knowledge or consent, and on and on?

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ “During a marathon day of proceedings in the Mar-a-Lago classified case, a morning hearing in front of Judge Aileen devolved into a shouting match amongst the attorneys, and the afternoon series of arguments prompted the judge to wonder if the legal nuances of the case may be too difficult for jurors to understand” https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/22/politics/trump-documents-case-judge-cannon-hearing?cid=ios_app

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @GottaLaff

    jfc, why is she still permitted to sit on the bench?

    GottaLaff , to random
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    More packing today, so I'll be MIA for the most part.

    Have a good Sunday!

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @GottaLaff

    you too.

    DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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    May 17, 2017 – Shortly before Donald Trump took office, Michael Flynn discouraged White House officials from pursuing a U.S. military operation against the Islamic State which would have paired the United States with Kurdish forces. In May of 2017, McClatchy reported that Michael Flynn had been paid over $500,000 by the Turkish government, which had long been opposed to the United States allying with the Kurds.

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @DemocracyMattersALot

    why did we not hang him for treason?

    rbreich , to random
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    The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is our financial watchdog.

    Today, SCOTUS upheld the agency's funding from attacks by shady payday lenders.

    This is huge. Why?

    Since 2011, the CFPB has put $17.5B back in the pockets of 200 million Americans who have been defrauded.

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @rbreich

    so we DO NOT get to eat them juicy justices?

    <sigh>

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🏆

    Via Acyn:

    McGovern: The gentleman keeps talking about crime in DC, crime on the rise. I can tell you one thing, crime is definitely down in The White House right now

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @GottaLaff

    alice , to random
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    davidpmaurer ,
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    @alice

    'night, alice. sweet dreams.

    futurebird , to random
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    I still say Trump won't pick a VP. From what I've seen he wouldn't need to pick one legally unless he is elected... I don't see anything about voters getting to know who it would be before the election... or am I misunderstanding these rules.

    There is simply no benefit to picking a VP. Too many forces want Trump gone so having a named successor is dangerous for him.

    When he dies the world ends as far as he cares, why would he plan for that?

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @futurebird

    his funders will require one because they need a plan b, and one who will follow their edicts more closely than he does. but you may be correct about how late we may learn that choice.

    amydiehl , to random
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    If you want your best talent to leave and go to work for your competitor, then go ahead and force them to return to the office. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/05/12/rto-microsoft-apple-spacex/

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @Npars01 @KatM @amydiehl

    sold!

    eeyam , to random
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    Happy Mother's Day!

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @eeyam

    and to you.

    poligraf , to palestine group
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    « … the fact of the matter is that some 67% of Americans according to recent polls support the United States calling for a ceasefire and 60% opposed sending more weapons to Israel… »

    🔗 · https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLrduonT37w

    @palestine

    🕊️ 🇵🇸 🍉 🙏🏻 ✌️ ☮️ 🇺🇸

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @poligraf @palestine

    and the oil companies say fuck off.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Please proceed.

    Via Kyle Griffin:

    Mayor Eric Adams says the city's Department of Correction and Rikers Island will be ready if is thrown in jail for violating Judge Merchan's gag order in his criminal trial.

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @GottaLaff

    oh please oh please oh please please please please...

    GottaLaff , to random
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    The administration is holding up shipments of two types of Boeing-made precision bombs to send a political message to , according to a U.S. official and six other people with knowledge of the deliberations. https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/07/us-concerns-over-israels-gaza-policy-led-to-weapons-holdup-00156528

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @GottaLaff

    the only message that we should send is total cutoff of weapons and funds, and public identification of the oil company and real estate execs who are orchestrating this genocide.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    'shwhy i carry nails in me pockets.

    RadicalGraffiti , to random
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    Eat the Rich spotted in Krakow, Poland

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @RadicalGraffiti

    why, that's what mucky duck mustard is for!

    mucky duck, the mustard of kings, as good on a corn dog as it is on a member of the supreme court. that's mucky duck! pick some up at your local grocer, won't you?

    skykiss , to random
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    Just saw the death machine at the coffee shop. What about the safety of life recall for stuck accelerators? 🗑

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @skykiss

    my experience with 6 brands was that about 1 in 5 people who qualify for auto recalls - even ones which can result in death - ever came in to have the work done, even though it wouldn't cost them anything but an hour or two of their time.

    in a former life, chasing those folks was part of my job.

    there are also manufacturers who drag it out as long as possible because they say they "don't have enough parts". in reality, they're waiting until the affected customers forget or die.

    dillyd , to random
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    What's the collective noun for a bunch of asswipes who block the entire sidewalk corner including the accessibility cutout?

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @dillyd

    hoomins.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Bloomberg:

    rejected Elon ’s appeal not to have an in-house lawyer pre-approve his social media posts about

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @GottaLaff

    he won't listen. he fervently believes that he is above the law, and the government believes that of all billionaires, and always has.

    alice , (edited ) to random
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    If being cishet and neurotypical is playing the vanilla game on default settings, then my autistic pansexual enby ass is rocking the collector's edition with several modpacks.

    I got the expanded gender add-on through micro-trans-actions though 🤣

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @alice

    😂

    rbreich , to random
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    I'm not saying we shouldn't worry about how China might be using TikTok to steal our data and manipulate us...

    But why aren't we at least as worried about the U.S. billionaires who own the other apps stealing our data and trying to manipulate us?

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @rbreich

    because china isn't providing cushy jobs, all-expenses-paid vacations, and bribes... sorry, 'campaign contributions' and 'book sales' - to our members of congress, silly.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    👀👀 “#Trump, Rudy #Giuliani and Mark #Meadows are unindicted co-conspirators in the #Michigan attorney general's case against the state's so-called "fake electors" in the 2020 election, a state investigator revealed in court on Wednesday.”
    #legal
    https://trib.al/OpHzqi2

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @GottaLaff

    unindicted SO FAR.

    Strandjunker , to random
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    The United States owes Hillary Clinton a presidency.

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @Strandjunker

    fuck, no. we owe her NOTHING.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    1/…🧵

    Let’s start with this, via @darthstar, because NY has laws that govern . I heard the Legals on TV say the same thing as Sean here:

    https://mastodon.online/@darthstar/112320741962522803

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @GottaLaff

    😂 o, that cheeky monkey. he might actually believe it, too.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    It's where they belong.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    this explains so much about the moon.

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