dillyd ,
@dillyd@allies.social avatar

What's the collective noun for a bunch of asswipes who block the entire sidewalk corner including the accessibility cutout?

noyes ,
@noyes@mastodon.online avatar

@dillyd
A 'venture'.

Not really, but it works.
@beadsland

Woodswalked ,

@dillyd
Businessmen

Pretty sure that is the word for collective @#$%wipes who put their own interests above disability access.

These look arranged in order to entice use, not simply individuals ending their service without consideration.

davidpmaurer ,
@davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@dillyd

hoomins.

AnOldGuy ,
@AnOldGuy@mastodon.au avatar

@dillyd A fuckfacery.

apenkop ,
@apenkop@mstdn.social avatar

@dillyd ‘A bunch of asswipes’.

sortius ,
@sortius@mastodon.social avatar

@dillyd that'd be fines for the operators in Melbourne, Aus

Melissabeartrix ,
@Melissabeartrix@hugz.online avatar

@dillyd

A mangle ... Hugz ... Bloody people

Hugz & xXx

johnefrancis ,
@johnefrancis@mastodon.social avatar

@dillyd an outhouse of asswipes

benetnasch ,
@benetnasch@writing.exchange avatar

@dillyd Fortunately I haven't seen anything like that in my area, otherwise I'd be tempted to shove them into one pile to the side. There are a ton of pedestrians in the area, including school children, cyclists, and people who queue up for the bus.

It's a shitty thing to do in any situation, but the sidewalk is for people.

dillyd OP , (edited )
@dillyd@allies.social avatar

Lots of good answers here, so I thought I'd do a poll. The collective noun for the asswipes that leave their electric scooters all over the sidewalks blocking the accessibility cutouts is:

dillyd OP ,
@dillyd@allies.social avatar

PS there were more good answers but I'm limited to four responses

DrSuzanne ,
@DrSuzanne@ohai.social avatar

@dillyd I kind of like the idea of skidmark bc it’s a specific subset of shitstain. But I mean, both work.

Kierkegaanks ,
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party avatar

@dillyd i think of them as gaping crusty assholes

csgraves ,
@csgraves@turtleisland.social avatar

@dillyd you know what I’ve started doing? I knock those things down and toss them out the goddamn way. F these tech companies and these privileged fuckteeth.

dillyd OP ,
@dillyd@allies.social avatar

@csgraves
I was sorely tempted and probably should have

SunnJax ,
@SunnJax@tech.lgbt avatar

@dillyd It’s always fun when people leave these in my front yard. 🤬

dillyd OP ,
@dillyd@allies.social avatar

@SunnJax
Argh 😠

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