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davidpmaurer

@davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org

cantankerous (and carnivorous) alien anthropologist, come to tell stories, write songs, and watch hoominity snuff it. (earth's soil is now 68% plastic. what did you think would happen?)

my avatar is my most recent hoomin skinsuit. my banner is a photo of the current scotus.

#writer #musician #composer #artist #grumpyoldman #politicaladdict

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lowqualityfacts , to random
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It's crazy to think they still named a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle after him.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

davidpmaurer ,
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@lowqualityfacts i heard a rumor that franz stole an experimental eyeliner that leo was working on. plus everyone knows that leo and franz were lovers until franz told a mutual friend that he didn't see what was so special about the mona lisa.

Waitnwallflower , to random
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🎶
We can dance if we want to

We can leave your friends behind

'Cause your friends don't dance

And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine
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davidpmaurer ,
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@Waitnwallflower make it stop! get it out of my HEAADDDD!

world_beauty Bot , to random
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Asteroid 2005 YU55 Passes the Earth
Credits: Deep Space Network, ,

davidpmaurer ,
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@world_beauty bad haircut.

lunastation , to random
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There's nothing wrong with reading a book you love over and over. When you do, the words get inside you, become a part of you, in a way that words in a book you've read only once can't. - Gail Carson Levine

davidpmaurer ,
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@lunastation i've read the princess bride 47 times beginning when i was 11, including to our children in the womb.

makkhorn , to random
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Minority rule
There will NEVER be enough folks of this ilk to come to power

ALL WE GOTTA DO IS

davidpmaurer ,
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@makkhorn the nazi party was a minority, too, on the day they seized power.

davidpmaurer ,
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@makkhorn it was a combination, but mostly hitler appealed to german corporations, who were terrified of the growing influence of communism.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler%27s_rise_to_power

breadandcircuses , (edited ) to random
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Today, there are around 1.31 billion personal vehicles (cars, trucks, and SUVs) in the world. 🚙 Of those, only about 2% are hybrid or electric. The other 98% are ICE vehicles burning gasoline/petrol.

By 2050, it’s estimated we’ll have about 2.21 billion vehicles in the world. That’s a HUGE number, almost 70% greater than today.

But how many of those will be electric? Instead of only 2%, it’s expected they will increase to around 31% of the total.

That sounds great! 😃 More EVs is a good thing, right?

Well, if 31% are EVs in 2050, that means the other 69% will still be ICE vehicles burning gas/petrol. So the number of cars and trucks and SUVs burning fossil fuels will go UP from 1.28 billion now to about 1.52 billion by 2050.

That’s… not so good. 😠

We don’t need more cars, more traffic, more congestion, more pollution, more road damage, and more CO2 emissions.

What we need is:

❇️ More bicycles
❇️ More electric bikes
❇️ More pedestrians
❇️ More mass transit
❇️ More light rail

NOT MORE CARS!!

davidpmaurer ,
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@breadandcircuses now talk about where the electricity for the ev's comes from. go ahead.

GottaLaff , to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️“Rogan’s fresh deal, estimated to be worth as much as $250 million over its multiyear term, involves an upfront minimum guarantee, plus a revenue sharing agreement based on ad sales.
Under the new licensing agreement, Spotify will sell ads for and distribute “The #JoeRogan Experience” across several podcast platforms, including in a video format on YouTube, the company said Friday. Under his previous deal, the show was exclusive to Spotify”
https://apple.news/ANvDNbGWMTgS0r3UKdQKs7A

davidpmaurer ,
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@GottaLaff how did the newsradio handyman who fed roaches to people ever come to have so much influence?

davidpmaurer ,
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@GottaLaff and a little suspect.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Someone criticized me for doing self-promotion. I'm sorry, but if I don't promote my Patreon then who will? George Takei? I don't think so. George seems like a great guy, but he is very busy saving democracy and verbally destroying wannabe fascists. It pains me to say it but George might not have time to promote my silly little facts.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

davidpmaurer ,
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@lowqualityfacts i have no problem with you promoting yourself and your work. if all the photographers and painters and jewelry folks can (and do), why not you? more power to you.

GottaLaff , to random
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Again, thanks for your replies and kind words.

I’m reading, just not replying. Too tired, up half the night. But I’m perfectly able to do what I’m doing, and I am resting, so please don’t worry.❤️

davidpmaurer ,
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@GottaLaff ❤️

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Daniel Barnes:

sentenced to 4 MONTHS in prison and to pay a fine of $9,500, contempt of Congress.

davidpmaurer ,
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@GottaLaff this is ridiculous. definitely 2 justice systems at work.

GottaLaff , to random
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Omfg.

Via Aaron Rupar:

Newsmax host: Donald #Trump is an old man just like Joe Biden…

#KariLake: I think that's a derogatory way of referring to President Trump…

Donald Trump is not an old man. He’s a very sharp man. His cognitive abilities are unlike anything I’ve ever seen [😂, same here, Kari]…Benjamin Franklin was 81 when he… There’s a lot going on up here (points to her head) with Pres [sic] Trump…”

davidpmaurer ,
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@GottaLaff it is a senile, obese orange ape.

GottaLaff , to random
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Ron #DeSantis vows to veto bill to create legal defense fund for #Trump - Raw Story #Florida https://www.rawstory.com/floridas-trump-defense-fund/

davidpmaurer ,
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@GottaLaff 😂

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Another mystery solved.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

davidpmaurer ,
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@lowqualityfacts we've done that with all of them. and now that you've revealed our secret...

breadandcircuses , to random
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Anyone still defending capitalism in 2024 is either ignorant or an operative of the .01%

davidpmaurer ,
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@breadandcircuses in practice, experience teaches us that it's both. look at cuba, china, and russia. there is always an in group, no matter the economic system, and they always take the majority of wealth for themselves.

pluralistic , to random
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"who knew poop shaming was even a thing?"

https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/194trv8/who_knew_poop_shaming_was_even_a_thing/

A sheet of letter-sized printer paper taped to a grey wall. It reads: Please Be Seated The lighting timer has been optimized according to the Cleveland Clinics standard time for a Bow Movement. When the lights go out, you have exceeded the average time needed. BM's beyond the lighting timer should done on personal time, not company time. Thank you. Beneath this is a QR code that decodes to: https://health.clevelandclinic.org/how-long-should-it-take-you-to-have-a-bowel-movement/
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    • davidpmaurer ,
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    @pluralistic wth is a 'bow movement'? can you show me on this diagram where my bow is? is it in the room with us now?

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I hope we never lose it again.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @lowqualityfacts they followed the smell of garlic.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I believe it.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @lowqualityfacts he might agree.

    oatmeal , to israel group
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    must be recognised as an international crime

    The massive, arbitrary destruction of civilian housing in violent conflict should be recognised as a crime under international law, the UN’s independent housing rights expert told the General Assembly today [28 October 2022].

    https://www.ohchr.org/en/press-releases/2022/10/domicide-must-be-recognised-international-crime-un-expert

    @israel
    @palestine

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @oatmeal @israel @palestine as intended.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Nature is crazy.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @lowqualityfacts my favorite so far.

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