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ElleGray

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researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

https://ko-fi.com/elleg

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

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a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths

ElleGray , to random
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listen, I think we need to hear this guy out

:‘ Skeleton J. Ball wait, if vampires don't need air, they would be AWESOME scuba divers. They could just wear a backpack full of rocks and walk on the bottom Skeleton J. Ball: And if they dive deep enough, light won't even reach down there. Like, aquatic vampire covens at the bottom of ocean trenches Skeleton J. Ball LS "Don't underwater cave dive, too dangerous." "Why, would | get lost & drown?" "No, fucking SCUBA VAMPIRES."
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    @marilyn they float to the surface at night and eat sailors and cruise ship people

    ElleGray OP ,
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    @ThirteenthWorrier lol

    ElleGray , to random
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    David Tennant. Always supporting Pride and trans people. Just a wonderful human being ♥️

    (photo by Georgia Tennant. posted on her insta)

    ElleGray OP ,
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    @MartinaNeumayer no, you're incorrect about this. He has his reasons, and those reasons aren't money or work motivated

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    Coraline in 3D!

    @neilhimself 's beautiful story is being rereleased in its 3D version in some theatres this summer!

    I've never seen Coraline on screen, and from what I hear, the 3D version is a 3D movie that actual works and is remarkable to watch. It's not playing in my little city, but it feels like it could be worth driving to a nearby city to see. A little road trip might be in our future 💛💙♥️

    https://www.coraline15.com

    ElleGray , to random
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    it's not the heat, it's the humanity

    ElleGray , to random
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    not after the gang sees him being held up like this. absolute humiliation. stupid goddamn humans. this is war

    ElleGray , to random
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    middle-aged comedian: woke wrecked comedy

    Julia Louis-Dreyfus: skill issue lol

    ElleGray , to random
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    foxglove. digitalis. murder meadow

    ElleGray , to random
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    Justin Timberlake going full Bojack Horseman as he's arrested for a DUI by a cop so young he doesn't recognize his name or face

    ElleGray OP ,
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    @x00044 everyone under 25 I'd guess

    ElleGray , to random
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    beautifully poetic somehow

    ElleGray OP ,
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    @kerouac666 it really is. Lol. Look who evolved and survived, baby!

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    ElleGray OP ,
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    @blueberrywerewolf I don't think.it looks that bad lol. I bet the bread's pretty good

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    ElleGray OP ,
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    @wleisner William

    ElleGray OP ,
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    @australopithecus exactly

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    Shamelessly stolen and re-distributed. Author unknown. Café unknown too.

    ElleGray ,
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    @GreenSkyOverMe @Judeet88 no, I'm just sharing it, too. It's a great sign and spreading the love is good 🙂

    ElleGray , to random
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    listen I love him but bugs bunny is a menace

    ElleGray OP ,
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    if you took the grinch and SHRANK his heart three sizes: bugs bunny

    ElleGray OP ,
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    I adore him. But if I ever got on his bad side I would enter witness protection

    ElleGray OP ,
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    @tess so wise

    ElleGray OP ,
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    like, three or four of his ancestors were in Watership Down. you can just tell

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    Two roads diverged in a yellow wood

    ElleGray OP ,
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    @indyradio France

    ElleGray OP ,
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    @josh_clone thats so good lol

    ElleGray OP ,
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    @josh_clone haha I know exactly what it's like to suddenly be able to use a photo you've kept for years. It feels great

    ElleGray , to random
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    am being informed that breakfast is required, even on sunday mornings

    ElleGray OP ,
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    How does a much-loved and slightly pampered kitten manage to look like a Dickens character begging for more gruel? That's the power of Cats! Lol

    ElleGray OP ,
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    The Folded Paws of Judgment only come out when I've really messed up (so three, four times a day)

    ElleGray , to random
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    shout out to all the alien dads who are stuck on earth, far away from their kids. happy father's day, or whatever they call you guys back home

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    @artnacrea 👽💚

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    ElleGray OP ,
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    @cy @janisf I'm not sure how this post has inspired such depressing comments. It's not just yours. It really feels impossible to post anything online anymore with it being torn down or twisted into something darker

    ElleGray , to random
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    starting an only fans that's just me making really great sandwiches while I tell you to get more sleep

    ElleGray OP ,
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    @SNerd no. Sandwiches are perfect and need no extra innuendos lol

    ElleGray , to random
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    honestly, it's every day with these two adorable idiots. they are literally, somehow, growling at each other

    ElleGray , (edited ) to random
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    I love the Welsh lol

    ElleGray OP ,
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    @manon i loved them then, too

    ElleGray , to random
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    I've never really been into champagnes but I just read that the first time Dom Pierre Pérignon found bubbles in one of his wines he exclaimed, "Come quickly, I am drinking the stars!" and now I might have to get on board because that is some beautiful lore

    ElleGray , to random
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    him: I get knocked down, I get back up again

    me: classic mistake

    ElleGray , to random
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    had the WEIRDEST experience at the dmv yesterday. it went perfectly. barely had to wait. I'd messed something up and they were nice about it. guy taking the photo was so funny I kept laughing. it took four tries to get. was a good photo in the end! genuinely concerned I hallucinated the whole thing

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    this would be a hilarious groundhog day sequel. stuck in a good day of easily renewing your driver's license until you solve some personal issue and finally one morning you go in, someone snarls "it's a 4 hour wait and you fucked up that form" and you just start crying tears of relief

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    @alexander_schoch drivers license renewal

    ElleGray OP ,
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    @aadriasola you could be right.

    ElleGray , (edited ) to random
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    Forgot my kitten's new collar is glow-in-the-dark-yellow-green and awoke at 3am in a pitch black room to see a very small ufo floating silently across my bed. Was embarrassingly excited tbh 😞

    ElleGray OP ,
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    @NormanDunbar 😄😄😄 this is EXACTLY right

    ElleGray , to random
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    First of all, has a person ever looked more mischievous? I wish I knew her.

    Secondly, this is a miniature portrait from around 1660. It comes with overlays that allow you to change her appearance for fun. Filters from 500 years ago lol!

    Same painting, but now with an overlay. You can see most of her face, but she now has a dark moustache and long beard, and is wearing a thick dark cloak with a hood.
    The overlay this time is of a nun's habit

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    @johntimaeus i think the auction start at the end of June

    ElleGray , to random
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    If I was a university prof and a student's parent contacted me demanding that I change their grade I would get my mom to write back to them & tell them to leave me alone

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    @kevinrns that's so kind, Kevin. Ty 🙂

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