alice , (edited ) to random
@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar

If being cishet and neurotypical is playing the vanilla game on default settings, then my autistic pansexual enby ass is rocking the collector's edition with several modpacks.

I got the expanded gender add-on through micro-trans-actions though 🤣

Webwasp , to random
@Webwasp@mas.to avatar

Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out!

18+ Bwee , to random
@Bwee@meow.social avatar

With a sighsmograph.

🤭

💙💙💙

dgar , to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

It’s and I so me for a this .

If you have an toot pinned on your profile that you’d like boosted, “IntroBoost” below, and I’ll give you a to help you connect with the community.

If you you can expect , bad , and original so I look forward to connecting with you, and connecting you to a wider .

Also, follow @PixysJourney, who is an outstanding Mastodonian!
🫶🤗

LaffGaff , to random
@LaffGaff@mastodon.world avatar

My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they prepare the food right in front of you.

So I took her to Subway and that’s how the fight began.

Webwasp , to random
@Webwasp@mas.to avatar

Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it!!

hippopotamuses hiding in a large tree

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