moistclump

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moistclump ,

I get self conscious when my smoke alarm goes off which seems to be every fuckin time I open the oven with something in it even with the fan on.

I’m worried my neighbours are like “ah yes there goes moistclump cookin again.”

moistclump ,

I used to live downtown in a small town and it was like that. I had other terrible issues there but man did I miss the sense of community.

moistclump ,

What about big numbers with millions and thousands and hundreds and tens and ones liiiiike 1,987,654?

moistclump ,

This made me laugh out loud to the point I finally actually supported Beaverton financially. I don’t ever want to lose Canadian satire.

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moistclump ,

What would a better system look like?

moistclump ,

I feel like right now the dating and hiring and job hunting experience is all based on getting enough volume to then get to pick from the potentials. Maybe if we were able to do a mutually agreed upon “we (dating, employer, job hunter) are going to be really honest, you can be honest too and let’s see if we’re a good match.” I think it would be slower, and initially scarier to have less volume, but maybe in the end it would get better quality matches all around.

moistclump ,

Agreed. A few places have an online portal where you can see the status of your application but they are few and far between.

moistclump ,

Hey! 5 into savings is great! There’s a lot a lot of people 0% savings. I see you, and I’m proud of you.

moistclump ,

Are you asking as a male or someone who’s transitioning out of young womanhood?

moistclump ,

And your people away from soldierhood.

moistclump ,

I’ve planted clover and creeping thyme and wildflowers in my garden. I have a reel mower that I push at highest setting over the clover when it has a growth spurt.

I happy with my decisions.

moistclump ,

Best part is the people. Worst part is the people.

moistclump ,

Can you eli5?

TIL that it may be faster for humans to run on all fours. ( www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov )

The fastest human on the planet might be a quadrupedal runner at the 2048 Olympics, which may be achieved by shifting up to the rotary gallop and taking longer strides with wide sagittal trunk motion. More generally, investigation of quadrupedal running will not only result in the development of new techniques that allow...

moistclump ,

Ok I think I’m getting it. So if a human runs on all 8 legs it should be a 3-second 100m right?

moistclump ,

America. You ok bro?

moistclump ,

Beep beep mother fuckers

moistclump ,

What does ctrl W do?

moistclump ,

Double negative confused me for a second and I was sad. Opposes the ban! Want gender affirming care available. Excellent.

moistclump ,

I’ve never dove in my life, literally can’t swim, but this was my first thought. Let wild life be. Respect it enough to not make it about you.

moistclump ,

🎶 I’m a crepe // I’m a myrtle // what the hell am I blooming here // I don’t belong here 🎶

moistclump ,

I know there’s a joke in here about the pricks driving the cars but I’m too tired to figure out what it is.

moistclump ,

I realized a long time ago I like crab for two reasons. (1) Butter and garlic delivery system, and (2) keeps my hands busy with all the cracking and poking.

moistclump ,

Sometimes when I see things like that I tell myself it’s accidental. When I go to upvote, if I pull to the right a bit more than intended it down votes.

moistclump ,

A pretty, properly formatted data puppy from my sweetie.

moistclump ,

How have none of these resulted in charges?

moistclump ,

What does “selecting the right wallet” for automating trains mean?

moistclump ,

What’s a wallet sponsorship?

moistclump ,

I grew up with a gay-hating mother. She felt like it was a choice and had lots of books on the matter. It wasn’t until my mid twenties I thought… “who the fuck needs this many books on gay being a choice??”

Lo and behold, a few years later my sister comes out and my mom chastises her because of course you can choose, look at her choosing (after a few rounds of conversation therapy). She couldn’t stand seeing my sister as a happy lesbian and my theory is that it’s because she would never be able to admit to herself that SHE herself could be a happy lesbian if she’d been brave and made different choices.

Anecdotal of course, but…

moistclump ,

I wanna be her friend 🥹

moistclump ,

Good! What an incredible sound track.

moistclump ,

Sponge Bob Meth Pants

moistclump ,

It’s been two years since we entered this new level of dystopia eh? How the time flies.

moistclump ,

My expression when I sit on the toilet first thing in the morning.

moistclump ,

What have you tried? I think with therapy to come to peace and love yourself through it and then a really honest dating profile there’s lots of hope.

moistclump ,

Maybe you have unusually nice pecs.

moistclump ,

Isn’t this the same kinda cast as Asteroid City?

Just Stop Oil supporters found not guilty in petrol pump case ( juststopoil.org )

On 28 April 2022, Just Stop Oil supporters blocked the entrances to Clacket Lane Services on the M25 by sitting in the road with Just Stop Oil banners. They also decommissioned the petrol pumps by breaking the display glass and covering it with spray paint. This action was taken in support of their demand for the UK government...

moistclump ,

Was this jury nullification in action?

moistclump ,

The original scarred me as a kid.

moistclump ,

My god when Trump did his presidential announcement way back when, I was thinking this is going to be a weird few months while he does this publicity thing and then doesn’t get elected and we’ll never talk about him again until his next weird announcement. Here we are 8 years later. What a ride it’s been. I literally don’t think we could have come up with this in 2012. We wouldn’t have been creative enough.

moistclump ,

Spikey hamster.

moistclump ,

I love how much we don’t know. It’s wonderful. It’s exciting. Frontiers all over the place.

moistclump ,

He worked so hard for it, breaking the law again and again and again, never giving up even when nothing happened.

TIL about a Fiat Ad that sent out some 50,000 anonymous love letters to young women. Women felt stalked and locked themselves in their apartments. ( nowiknow.com )

The notes Fiat sent out were part of a marketing campaign to introduce the Cinquecento to Spanish consumers — the plan was to prime demand with the request “for a couple of minutes [together]” and then, four to six days later, follow up with a letter explaining that the note was from the car company with an invitation for...

moistclump ,

Jeeeesus yikes

moistclump ,

Finally a pizza that’s all crust.

moistclump ,

Cool as fuck vibes all around.

moistclump ,

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

I’m shook. I don’t even know what to say here. That was a harrowing, important read.

I don’t know where the hope is here either. What could change, how, and by who. It seems systematic and cruel and dehumanized and maybe worst of all accepted and known about with nothing changing.

Heart breaking. Crimes against humanity.

moistclump ,

Oh wow that is a very unflattering photo of her. Just googled her and none of the other photos look like this. She’s only 52!

moistclump ,

And water everywhere!!!

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