moistclump

@moistclump@lemmy.world

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moistclump ,

I know there’s a joke in here about the pricks driving the cars but I’m too tired to figure out what it is.

moistclump ,

I realized a long time ago I like crab for two reasons. (1) Butter and garlic delivery system, and (2) keeps my hands busy with all the cracking and poking.

moistclump ,

Sometimes when I see things like that I tell myself it’s accidental. When I go to upvote, if I pull to the right a bit more than intended it down votes.

moistclump ,

A pretty, properly formatted data puppy from my sweetie.

moistclump ,

How have none of these resulted in charges?

moistclump ,

What does “selecting the right wallet” for automating trains mean?

moistclump ,

What’s a wallet sponsorship?

moistclump ,

I grew up with a gay-hating mother. She felt like it was a choice and had lots of books on the matter. It wasn’t until my mid twenties I thought… “who the fuck needs this many books on gay being a choice??”

Lo and behold, a few years later my sister comes out and my mom chastises her because of course you can choose, look at her choosing (after a few rounds of conversation therapy). She couldn’t stand seeing my sister as a happy lesbian and my theory is that it’s because she would never be able to admit to herself that SHE herself could be a happy lesbian if she’d been brave and made different choices.

Anecdotal of course, but…

moistclump ,

I wanna be her friend 🥹

moistclump ,

Good! What an incredible sound track.

moistclump ,

Sponge Bob Meth Pants

moistclump ,

It’s been two years since we entered this new level of dystopia eh? How the time flies.

moistclump ,

My expression when I sit on the toilet first thing in the morning.

moistclump ,

What have you tried? I think with therapy to come to peace and love yourself through it and then a really honest dating profile there’s lots of hope.

moistclump ,

Maybe you have unusually nice pecs.

moistclump ,

Isn’t this the same kinda cast as Asteroid City?

Just Stop Oil supporters found not guilty in petrol pump case ( juststopoil.org )

On 28 April 2022, Just Stop Oil supporters blocked the entrances to Clacket Lane Services on the M25 by sitting in the road with Just Stop Oil banners. They also decommissioned the petrol pumps by breaking the display glass and covering it with spray paint. This action was taken in support of their demand for the UK government...

moistclump ,

Was this jury nullification in action?

moistclump ,

The original scarred me as a kid.

moistclump ,

My god when Trump did his presidential announcement way back when, I was thinking this is going to be a weird few months while he does this publicity thing and then doesn’t get elected and we’ll never talk about him again until his next weird announcement. Here we are 8 years later. What a ride it’s been. I literally don’t think we could have come up with this in 2012. We wouldn’t have been creative enough.

moistclump ,

Spikey hamster.

moistclump ,

I love how much we don’t know. It’s wonderful. It’s exciting. Frontiers all over the place.

moistclump ,

He worked so hard for it, breaking the law again and again and again, never giving up even when nothing happened.

TIL about a Fiat Ad that sent out some 50,000 anonymous love letters to young women. Women felt stalked and locked themselves in their apartments. ( nowiknow.com )

The notes Fiat sent out were part of a marketing campaign to introduce the Cinquecento to Spanish consumers — the plan was to prime demand with the request “for a couple of minutes [together]” and then, four to six days later, follow up with a letter explaining that the note was from the car company with an invitation for...

moistclump ,

Jeeeesus yikes

moistclump ,

Finally a pizza that’s all crust.

moistclump ,

Cool as fuck vibes all around.

moistclump ,

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

I’m shook. I don’t even know what to say here. That was a harrowing, important read.

I don’t know where the hope is here either. What could change, how, and by who. It seems systematic and cruel and dehumanized and maybe worst of all accepted and known about with nothing changing.

Heart breaking. Crimes against humanity.

moistclump ,

Oh wow that is a very unflattering photo of her. Just googled her and none of the other photos look like this. She’s only 52!

moistclump ,

And water everywhere!!!

moistclump ,

Thank you!

fathermcgruder , to Asklemmy
@fathermcgruder@jorts.horse avatar

What is it about the text messages and emails sent by older people that make me feel like I'm having a stroke?

Maybe they're used to various shortcuts in their writing that they picked up before autocorrect became common, but these habits are too idiosyncratic for autocorrect to handle properly. However, that doesn't explain the emails I've had to decipher that were typed on desktop keyboards. Has anyone else younger than 45 or so felt similarly frustrated with geriatrics' messages?

@asklemmy

moistclump ,

I blame msn messenger for my speedy typing.

moistclump ,

It’s not often I see one I don’t recognize! Kind of an exciting find actually, thanks for sharing.

moistclump ,

I fell backwards once, essentially sat in an open fire pit and 3rd degree burned my butt. Unfun.

moistclump ,

Ugh gaetz is so creepy. Gives me the ick.

moistclump ,

Thanks for mentioning, I genuinely had no idea!

moistclump ,

Goss added: “There was probably some really, really important information in these documents.”

When asked by a reporter if the black ink was meant to intentionally obscure, Goss countered, “Good God, why?”

Goss lamented the fact that the public will probably never know the particulars of such historic events as the Cold War, the civil-rights movement, or the growth of the international drug trade.

“I’m sure the CIA played major roles in all these things,” Goss said. “But now we’ll never know for sure.”

Lmfao, the onion is so good at what it does.

moistclump ,

I love seeing glimpses into meme people’s regular lives. Dudes just some manager named Muhammad, living his best life.

moistclump ,

Thank you! Learned something.

moistclump ,

Why

moistclump ,

This joke has lived rent free in my head for almost 2 decades now.

moistclump ,

Can we just blame them all? Address the symptoms and the disease.

moistclump ,

I read your comment twice to try to understand why you’re being downvoted. I’m still not sure, seems like an innocuous take.

moistclump ,

2015 was the start for me

moistclump ,

Congrats! How had you learned about it? How did you use it?

moistclump ,

I remember the goldfish quote from there but not the other two.

moistclump ,

Aha yes! I can picture it. Still funny signs to have in an eye doctors office with no context!

moistclump ,

Cute but moodle is an online university learning platform in my country.

moistclump ,

I thought you meant:

Doctor: “when was your last period?”

Me: “a few weeks ago.”

Doctor: “date?”

Me: yes

Doctor: great I’ll pick you up at 8

moistclump ,

My exact first thought, word for word.

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