BonesOfTheMoon

@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world

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BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

That part is extra funny.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

It's definitely some kind of throne.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

I'm a 50-year-old lady, and just last week some dood pulled over his truck to ask me if I was single. They don't go away, you're just a LOT less interested.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Just drive around and ask random women if they're interested in a stranger in a truck. Can't lose.

But honestly if I were single it would take me a hot minute to find someone new, but I don't think I'd want it. Men are a LOT.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

I've never online dated before. I'm too old for that shit. I can't imagine how crazy it would be. Are there any older people on those apps?

BonesOfTheMoon ,

I think most of Lemmy knows me by now, and FlyingSquid.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

JameGumb and Pug Jesus too.

I think the fediverse is the future and I want it to do well and be robust, and also I like to talk a lot so that translates to posting here.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

I'm so glad! I'm always surprised who reads it.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Omigod I forgot Gallowboob.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

I took June off of Facebook because I'm sick of homophobia for Pride but I think I'll go back on my alt and check it out again because they're just too funny.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Omigod.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

I am the Sovcit queen of Lemmy. But also I read a lot of Canadian legal cases, where they are referred to as pseudolaw. This one leaves me absolutely helpless with mirth.

https://www.canlii.org/en/ab/abkb/doc/2023/2023abkb518/2023abkb518.html?resultIndex=14&resultId=4efdf0b8e7d2477e8b83f68ca1eb301c&searchId=2024-06-06T12:58:51:396/93aaec1cc0d64d3a8d861a67bbf2a2dc&searchUrlHash=AAAAAQAKUHNldWRvbGF3IAAAAAAB

BonesOfTheMoon ,

They sometimes try to mail in silver coins to pay for their houses.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

They amuse me a lot. The rest of Facebook does not. So I'll clean her up. They're way too funny, like how do you think you're paying for a house with a silver coin?

BonesOfTheMoon ,

I don't think so, it doesn't sound very appealing. I'm very used to going without meat, and tofu satisfies me quite well, or seitan. Being vegan to me is getting away from the idea that you need a lump of something fleshy on your plate to be satisfied.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Health care. The things I've seen!

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Quite literally, and when you mix that with meth, a hemorrhoid, and a razor, it gets really real very fast.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

They make rubber rings for this for people with ED. You don't have to cause yourself injury.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

LMAO!

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Some people need them for erectile dysfunction.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I found a whole prison full of Proud Boy warden and guards once in North Carolina.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

It was for me, because now the FBI knows.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

That's the sadism they are best at.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

No I had no idea either, I'm Canadian and we didn't really learn American history. It was just a show to me, but learning what I know as an adult, I'm gobsmacked this existed.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

I think I'd add Spotify for basically destroying a lot of really excellent podcasts.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

So?

BonesOfTheMoon ,

My knives aren't angry but I sure enjoyed this post.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

My woofy gets cold otherwise..

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I also want that. Wish I could draw.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Well yes, but in the modern day world I think a little kid should be able to play in the pool with other kids unencumbered. I actually hate hijabs and think they're oppressive AF.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I do wear shorts, actually mostly skorts, but I'm never quite brave enough to wear them to work.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Cleanses. You don't need a cleanse if you have a liver and kidneys, and if you don't you need dialysis.

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