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If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

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I just used incognito to hide it from anyone that used my phone, no one needs yo know my porn habits unless I willingly share them.

dumbass ,
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I got a few alcoholic friends who would loved to spend eternity mixed with their favourite booze.

dumbass ,
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900 petabyte each, double for the one on the left

dumbass ,
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The cast make up for him by being so ridiculous and the concept being stupid but funny.

Its worth pirating it to watch, reminds me of the cheesy early 2000s comedies like Good Burger or like the stupidity of Mars attacks which is a damn good piece of comedy.

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If Anthony Jeselnik can still go out there and make the jokes he does, then its not that people are not laughing at your offensive joke, they just not laughing at your shit joke.

Its just a skill issue.

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@FlyingSquid is cool AF and fun to make silly comedy bits with in the comment sections.

dumbass ,
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Start by having insane thoughts, follow up by acting on them, then forget the whole thing, and be confused by the consequences of your own actions!

That is a really spot on description on how I live my life.

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Making sure your fruit and veg is washed, half the time we've dropped it on the dirty floor and just do a quick dust off.

If you're not fully washing your fresh produce when you get home, do it from now on, people are fucking disgusting and will sneeze in their hands meer seconds before picking up, handling and then putting back the stuff on the shelf, contaminating the rest.

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Aren't memes supposed to be funny?

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Memes are about dumb jokes, the reason political cartoons and political memes aren't funny is because the second you bring politics in you brutally murder comedy. Not saying politics dont belong in comedy, but when the comedy is the vehicle to push your agenda, you get dumbshit like this.

Political agendas can't meme.

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I just think its a shit joke.

dumbass ,
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Sounds like a dumbass problem to me.

Ohh yeah, for sure, you have no argument there lol.

The best thing about comedy and pretty much everything is, it's subjective and my opinion of it can't destroy your opinion of it and vice versa. At least you were chill about it lol.

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You know what's funny about this, you arrogantly assume that because I think its a shit joke I must be a bootlicking cop fucker who sucks every cops dick.

I just think its a shit joke you dumb fuck, but you ultra lefty cunts need to vilify anyone who says anything vaguely against your precious idealistic views, if yours so god damn ACAB, go punch a cop you cowards.

Its people like you that are making lives hard for actual caring left leaning people to make some sort of change, you lot are the lefts equivalent to MAGA and I can't wait for both sides to die out.

Go fuck yourself you sad fuck.

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Man its a shit joke, get over yourself and go punch a cop if you're king of ACAB, I'm done with your projection, I think the jokes dumb, get over it you dumb cunt. Fuckin this is why people hate the left now, YOUR ATTACKNG SOMEONE WHO HATES COPS YOU RETARD, but no you gotta protect your dumb meme fucking retards everywhere here.

Block me ban me I dont care I'm done with you and your shit.

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Go be a pedophile somewhere else. I'm done .

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Must be " post unfunny memes" day today.

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They all better be playing the kazoo.

dumbass ,
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And what if you like both but just can't seem to choose?

dumbass ,
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That's exactly what you'd say if there was a rogue alien onboard.

dumbass ,
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Season 13 was cool, the writing team all did acid together before writing the season, some really introspective episodes.

dumbass ,
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Yeah, but it was a lot of fun, remember when we made them reenact the entirety of the Abyss in Klingon?

dumbass ,
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Why didn't you use the blood drainer 5000? We had like 10 of them!

dumbass ,
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Wait you're not made of genocide money?

Ohhh, shit, hmmm, I got a few things I gotta send back then.

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Is this the bear they've been talking about?

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This is a Facebook not moderating their own website properly issue, this shits been going on for years, but instead of stealing someone's identity to scam they're making up fake people to use to scam with.

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I want to be that eccentric inventor mouse that always has one of his inventions blow up in his face just as someone knocks on the door, but is overly ecstatic about it.

dumbass ,
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Well, we need to make 88 stand for Hulk Hogan Brother!

dumbass ,
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Nah I think its Bono, U2.

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Really changes the theme to Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get Retarded

dumbass ,
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Well win one then, that's how they're chosen.

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Nah that's their ghost commenting.

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Pour a tiny bit of water and drink it while maintaining eye contact with some old dude who just wants to wash his hands at the restaurant toilets.

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Just a sec son, dad just needs to pop down to the shops for bit.

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The new Far Cry game is looking good.

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What a crock of shit!

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You move, thats not your neighbourhood anymore.

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Alcohol and a share house.

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I hate drunk me, he says the dumbest shit and likes yo air his grievances with people via text at 3am and then sober me has to clean up his mess.

I still say dumb shit, I just don't send paragraphs of a text pointing out why people I like are dicks.

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Come on people we can break this record!

dumbass ,
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We like our beers like we like our terrorism, domestic.

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Its the first day of Christmas holidays in Australia, you still got a month and a half to do what ever the Fuck you want as long as you stay out of mums way, cheez TV has just started.

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