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CrypticMirror

@CrypticMirror@mstdn.social

Lover of 90s and 00s fantasy, living proof you can do new age gardening on a windowsill. Stop the cult of neat and tidy, let nature prosper! she/her they/them.

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RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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is it safe to time travel to yesterday

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling Wait til tomorrow.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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which millennium are millennials from

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling The old one.

ElleGray , to random
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Saw this and immediately wondered if the sound a parent made stepping on it in the dark in ancient times is the same noise we'd make today

CrypticMirror ,
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@ElleGray What does "nyargle" sound like in the language and accent of Ur?

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does planet vulcan still exist

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling

It never did. Vulcans are just a conspiracy dreamt up by some LotR larpers and a drunk up in Montana.

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are there ghosts in space

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling

Ask Bev.

CrypticMirror ,
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@coyoty @RikerGoogling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbs4Ei--Gk4

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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which gods are real

CrypticMirror ,
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Only David Bowie and Freddie Mercury.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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is wash really dead

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling He's mulch on the compost heap now.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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why did elon musk invent the borg

CrypticMirror ,
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He didn't, he just claimed credit after someone else did.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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where am i

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling You're there.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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hello kitty species

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling I'm telling Dr T'ana you said that.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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do mind melds cause cancer webmd

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling According to , yes, also heart disease and diabetes.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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trombonist or tromboner

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling the former sometimes has the latter

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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why doesn't darth vader remember c3po

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling what, that stylish yet mass produced appliance his old girlfriend kept around for some reason?

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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first female president of earth

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling

President Parton and VP Beyonce.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Wow, you learn something new about kites every day.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

CrypticMirror , (edited )
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@lowqualityfacts Anything can be a WMD if it is moving at

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Wow, that's really old.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

CrypticMirror ,
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@lowqualityfacts Estimate is accurate, with +/- error factor of 20billion years.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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how to turn off sports in trending topics

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling

Seriously!

fkamiah17 , to random
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😬 😂 🕷️

CrypticMirror ,
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@Krisss @fkamiah17

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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is google warp drive down

CrypticMirror ,
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No, but Cloudflare's Inertial Dampers are.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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species that speak only in puns

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling If they exist, then I'm joining the and calling for an Exterminatus, with extreme prejudice!

alice , (edited ) to random
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⚠️ It's a trap ⚠️ (please boost for reach)

I was just informed that the Guardian (UK) is prepping to do a story on DIY HRT and is looking to interview trans folk, particularly teens.

The story will almost certainly be weaponized by conservatives to argue for removing access to the necessary materials.

Just like with the police, anything you say can and will be used against you by mainstream media.

Be safe out there fam :heart_trans: :Blobhaj_Hug:

Update #2: God dammit Guardian US, I retract my kudos to you. This is why we can't have nice things.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/apr/11/the-guardian-view-on-the-cass-report-rising-numbers-of-gender-distressed-young-people-need-help

Update #1: I wanted to share this article that was brought to my attention. The US Guardian wrote a piece that really gets to the heart of why I'm sounding a warning, while also helping to frame that this isn't directed at the .com Guardian—they seem to have a healthy viewpoint on how trans people should be treated.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/nov/02/guardian-editorial-response-transgender-rights-uk

#HRT #DIY #LGBTQIA #Trans #Warning #Boost

CrypticMirror ,
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@alice Don't talk to the cops, don't talk to reporters. Especially not the Grauniad, at least the Daily Heil or the Scum are upfront about their bigotry.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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when did captain kirk start calling people sjw

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling He died before that happened.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I wonder how much they get paid.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

CrypticMirror ,
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@lowqualityfacts I wonder where I can get me one?

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I've always suspected as much.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

CrypticMirror ,
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@lowqualityfacts False. You gotta flash your high beams at them real fast too.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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why don't vulcans boost

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling they are always at peak

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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is doctor who a true story

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling occasionally

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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did the obsidian order interfere in the federation election

CrypticMirror ,
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No, but S31 did. The call is always coming from inside the house.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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A lot of people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

CrypticMirror ,
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@lowqualityfacts found the prosecutor from the Azaria Chamberlain case

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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why is space black

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling Only from the inside, from the outside it is kind of a duck egg blue.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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is samsung galaxy note 47 permitted on federation starships

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling

On some, but ironically enough, not the Galaxy Class. It is an explosion risk on one of those. But isn't everything? Seriously, was the Galaxy class made of explodium or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8X79HG0rwM

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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what happens in a federation shutdown

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling

The Risan pleasure hosts start needing to be paid.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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who were the april fools

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling The people who thought such "pranks" were funny.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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transporter accident superpowers

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling

You gain the power of staining the transporter room carpet, and causing trauma to the transporter tech.

It is a oneshot power though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro_QpDJX-Sk

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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advantages of a beard

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling no more questions when you go home to visit family.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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who hacked captain picard's twitter account

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling
The new guy on the ship.

It is always the new guy.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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why do magic the gathering cards say deckmaster

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling Because it is traditionally played on board a full rigged Ship of the Line, and they have to get the Deckmaster's permission to clear the sailors and begin the game.

I thought everyone knew that.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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boob touching rules by planet

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling no. Unless invited. Then maybe, if you want.that is just polite.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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are the brexit related to the breen

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling

Closer to the Pakleds, I think.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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What is your NSA person seeing?

CrypticMirror ,
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@lowqualityfacts I hope they get the therapy they need.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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how do you know if a meme is dank

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling Set your tricorder to measure temperature, moisture, and light levels.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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how do the weeaboo reproduce

CrypticMirror ,
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Asexually.

eeyam , to random
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and fuck you to the expert who wrote this.

I’m tired arguing.. just fuck.

The study mentioned is nonexistent (unpublished, not peer-reviewed nonsense)

CrypticMirror ,
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@eeyam
They say that about every chronic illness, to try and get out of paying benefits. The thing is, a lot of sufferers were exactly the type of people to say that shit about ME, CF, and a lot of other chronic illnesses, and now they are shocked and horrified to discover how easy it is to be dismissed when you are ill by the healthy. They don't understand why their privilege has suddenly gone away. And I'm having some schadenfreude over it.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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what was medical insurance

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling a crime against humanity

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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is it cheating if it’s in an alternate timeline

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling

Yes. You are always you, but they are not always them.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I never knew this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

CrypticMirror ,
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@lowqualityfacts

It stands for and the F and C stand for... well, you'll hear a lot of Fs and Cs around Kilmarnock. Especially when the Football Club is playing.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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can betazoids read cat minds

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling

Cats don't have minds.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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can a beard come to life

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling Can you not talk about Deanna like that, please.

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