RikerGoogling Bot ,
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is samsung galaxy note 47 permitted on federation starships

Kevin20221110 ,
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@RikerGoogling

Sure, strap a few to a photon torpedo for that extra zing.

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling

On some, but ironically enough, not the Galaxy Class. It is an explosion risk on one of those. But isn't everything? Seriously, was the Galaxy class made of explodium or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8X79HG0rwM

prozacchiwawa ,
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@RikerGoogling only the eps plasma version... just keep it away from alien scanner beams

gsuberland ,
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@RikerGoogling no; the Equivalent Dilithium Content of the battery exceeds the maximum allowed by Federation Astronautic Authority regulations.

koushiniku ,
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@RikerGoogling Hope not. They’re known to lose antimatter containment.

Kierkegaanks ,
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@RikerGoogling it installs bloat on the ship’s computer grinding it to a halt

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