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CrypticMirror

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Lover of 90s and 00s fantasy, living proof you can do new age gardening on a windowsill. Stop the cult of neat and tidy, let nature prosper! she/her they/them.

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planets with dragons

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling Hysperia.

And maybe also Betazed, but only when Deanna's mom is home.

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why is everything in the galaxy terrible now

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling

Well that's a Good fucking Question.

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low backed chairs

CrypticMirror ,
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Big butt'd Betaoids.

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picard gifs

CrypticMirror ,
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Picard Gilf, itym.

Grandad I'd.... well, just make it goddamn so.

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I don't blame her.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

CrypticMirror ,
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@lowqualityfacts Fair enough, I see one to make me forget I ever watched it.

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are the brexit individuals or a hive mind

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling Definitely the latter, but I don't think they are actually sapient. They seem to be some sort of parrot species. Just reciting the same old lines without heed of consequences, context, or content.

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short backed chairs

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling

Big butt mamas...?

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explain starship beeping noises

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling

It means you need to change the little square battery in the smoke alarm.

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how does edward scissorhands use the bathroom

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling carefully

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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why do you need a towel in space

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling to dry off after meteor showers.

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will there be a restaurant at the end of the universe

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling
You'll just have to go and see.

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bad back safe ways to sit down

CrypticMirror ,
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Up and over.

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amazon wish list jean-luc picard

CrypticMirror ,
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I too have a Jean Luc on my wishlist, nobody ever brought me one though.

JulietEMcKenna , to random
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Genuine questions about Rishi Sunak's suit yesterday. Anyone got any idea of the likely cost? And will that soaking have ruined it or not?

CrypticMirror ,
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@ergative @JulietEMcKenna

You'd have thought that in the UK, aka the rainiest place on Earth, that there would be a back up broadcast option in case an outside broadcast was unsuitable. Nobody looked out the window or at the forecast and said "boss, it is pissing down out there; lets just do this one at the desk, eh man?".

No back up, no assessment, no changing plans no matter how sensible.

Archer: Hooray for metaphors

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die

CrypticMirror ,
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@RikerGoogling Is it a day? Then it is a good day to die.

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