lowqualityfacts ,
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Wow, that's really old.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

mora ,
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@lowqualityfacts An estimate made by a not-too-esteemed estimator.

Heinzenstein ,
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@lowqualityfacts
"Haha, you're dumb.
What year do we have now?
See, it's only 2024 years old."

NoctisEqui ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Someone is lying about their age.

guy_redshirt ,
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@lowqualityfacts that can’t be true, I have an English mastiff older than that.

staringatclouds ,
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@lowqualityfacts 17 billion & 42 years to be precise

I was taught it was 17 billion years old & that was 42 years ago

Jwharrison ,
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@lowqualityfacts
but it acts like it’s billions of years old (such a drama queen!)

18+ energiepirat ,
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@lowqualityfacts The missing three "Zeros" are just inflation.

iggy_b ,
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@lowqualityfacts https://m.youtube.com/shorts/l7Nhmod6aAg

CrypticMirror ,
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@lowqualityfacts Estimate is accurate, with +/- error factor of 20billion years.

Ultraverified ,
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@lowqualityfacts

3 million years old, if you only count leap years.

425,000 years old, if you only count leap years that fall on Caturday.

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