lowqualityfacts ,
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What is your NSA person seeing?

thedaviest ,
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@lowqualityfacts I use duckduckgo

Salvo ,
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@lowqualityfacts
DuckDuckGo.

heathen_cat ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I hope I keep their days interesting, and they're as curious as I am as to what a T-Rex would taste like grilled.

LanguageMan1 ,

@lowqualityfacts Actually, AI is taking over some of that function along with others.

tshirtman ,
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@lowqualityfacts glaring proofs of ADHD that I stubbornly refuse to acknowledge, mostly.

banalotopia ,
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@lowqualityfacts I wish my Google searches would be interesting enough for that.

sergio_101 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

If I was NSA, I would insert sketchy searches for people I didn’t like.

erik ,
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@campuscodi @lowqualityfacts Today in Google searches: DELL Repository Manager iso images are not bootable and many, many variations thereon

Eka_FOOF_A ,
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@lowqualityfacts
That's fact, not fiction. People in the None Such Agency have been following everything I do for decades.

arielcg ,
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@lowqualityfacts mine might be unemployed since I don't use google (I use bing instead, so bill gates himself is reading my search history)

Jorsh ,
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@lowqualityfacts

How many spider poops would fill a human stomach

Steve_p_photos ,
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@lowqualityfacts Don't know about you lot but I search for some right dodgy stuff hoping they notice. Same with phone calls,talk about bombs and stuff now and then and listen for clicks on the line.

No, really no, I'm joking alright?

WhiteCatTamer ,
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@lowqualityfacts Gonna see a truly embarrassing number of searches for basic math operations and me doing paranoid checks of words to make sure I’m using them right.

pooblemoo ,
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@lowqualityfacts Seems like a super challenge to put in the screwiest strings of phrases to give them something lively to look at.

CrypticMirror ,
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@lowqualityfacts I hope they get the therapy they need.

martinvermeer ,

@lowqualityfacts Please return to low quality facts...

https://www.jstor.org/stable/43917620

skydog ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Joke's on them. I Google for the pictures.

tarneo ,
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@lowqualityfacts You have no idea 👀

dr_jo_mue ,
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@lowqualityfacts my mom frequently googles for Google

ryan2one3 ,
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@lowqualityfacts that poor analyst going through mine.

Throw Up Vomit GIF

kiwired ,
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@lowqualityfacts Lately it's all recipe and ingredient searches. They're probably very hungry. (Planning on steak and Korean braised potatoes tomorrow)

YakyuNightOwl ,
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@lowqualityfacts "National Search Accumulators"

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