lowqualityfacts ,
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Wow, you learn something new about kites every day.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

peterbrown ,
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@lowqualityfacts so was the highland bagpipe

alloydflanagan ,
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@lowqualityfacts I read that as “kitties” and thought Lord, yes.

EdCates ,
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@lowqualityfacts Did the IDF write this?

WildEyedBoyFromFreecloud ,
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@lowqualityfacts I thought it was Moss Disruption when they get caught in the right trees.

WmShakesp3are ,
@WmShakesp3are@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts and birds

TheBestLeiya ,
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@lowqualityfacts if you happen to still be alive in Palestine, then yes. Because someone doesn't like Palestinians.

SJHoodlet ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I read this quickly as "Kittens..." Honestly, it still works. 😆

mansr ,
@mansr@society.oftrolls.com avatar

@lowqualityfacts The toy or the bird?

DavidNorth ,
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@lowqualityfacts according to Wikipedia, this checks out, in a destruction brings renewal kinda way.
"In pre-colonial Philippine mythology, the Tagalog creation myth begins with a kite, the sea, and the sky. The kite causes the sea and sky to go to war, and after the war, land is formed, allowing the kite to finally land and build a nest."
Quality of facts is rising...alert!

jstatepost ,
@jstatepost@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
🥥 If Eye'm not mistaken, Mr Facts, it was Benjamin Franklin who originally designated kites as weapons of mass destruction.
Eye saw it somewhere on teh internets.🥥
#BenjaminFranklin, #Kites, #LowQualityFacts

BenAveling ,
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@lowqualityfacts Misread that as Kittens

CrypticMirror , (edited )
@CrypticMirror@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Anything can be a WMD if it is moving at #SufficientVelocity

CU29 ,
@CU29@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
"Kite" in German is "Drachen", which is the plural of "Drache", which again is "dragon" in English -- an a dragon is really perilous --- so this statement is fully true.

pelielios ,
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@lowqualityfacts Have flown stunt kites in countries where fighter kites with broken glass glued to their strings was normal and

I'm not sure how this is low-quality

it is indeed a fact

Take a stunt kite with sawblades for both strings and things could go very badly

jaycee ,
@jaycee@toot.community avatar

@lowqualityfacts they very well could be……

anthropy ,
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@lowqualityfacts my face when my kite hits the ground

NafiTheBear ,
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@lowqualityfacts woa, @kite, really? 😆

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