lowqualityfacts ,
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I've always suspected as much.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

nsharma2725 ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I had to paint the red light into a green light to make 2 green lights and 1 yellow light. I should paint the yellow light as well, but I ran out of green paint.

ives ,
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@lowqualityfacts The fastest way is to shut down your engine. Instant green light...

jackcole ,
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@lowqualityfacts
1928 — Charles Adler Jr. developed a sonically actuated traffic light. To operate it, drivers pulled up to a red light and honked their horns to make the light change. Installed in Baltimore, it was the first actuated traffic signal in the United States and served as the basis for modern traffic signals.
https://magazine.wsu.edu/web-extra/traffic-signals-a-brief-history/

18+ energiepirat ,
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@lowqualityfacts ...to show that you're a horny Honk?

ZillaMon ,
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@lowqualityfacts They can change colours if you ignore them

mazigazi ,
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@lowqualityfacts in fact, if you honk nonstop, you don’t even have to stop

0x575446 ,
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@lowqualityfacts You just need to accelerate to 197,640,000 km/hr and let the blueshift do the work.

https://sciencenotes.org/fast-go-make-red-light-look-green-relativistic-doppler-effect/

BratschCbra ,
@BratschCbra@sueden.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
i think shouting is better - with open windows a lot better

HeyItsRosie ,
@HeyItsRosie@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts
It helps if you shout
"IM GONNA PISS MYSELF AND ALL OVER MY CAR!!!!!! PLEASEE CHANGE!!'

bbmin7b5 ,
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@lowqualityfacts I’ve found checking my phone speeds it up considerably

tommoree ,

@lowqualityfacts bike bell also works

Merk_94 ,
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@lowqualityfacts Some people actually believe this. Please do not reinforce the beliefs of the bad drivers in my state.

CrypticMirror ,
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@lowqualityfacts False. You gotta flash your high beams at them real fast too.#TruFax

fullfathomfive ,
@fullfathomfive@aus.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts I spent way too long trying to figure out what "Pled" traffic lights were

glennsills ,
@glennsills@dotnet.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts This is clearly true. I noticed in NY City that people honk their horns as soon as the light turns green. Does that make the light stay green longer.

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