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GoatRoper

@GoatRoper@mastodon.social

Minimalist mini-blogger.

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lowqualityfacts , to random
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Obviously.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

GoatRoper ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I've always wondered.

nus , to palestine group
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"I'm not gonna vote for because he's gonna help Netanyahu."

Okay, but have you considered who wants more? Just look up the posters HE puts up in , and who he's trying so hard to emulate.

@israel @palestine

A similar billboard by a street with Benjamin Netanyahu striking a pose almost identical to Donald Trump wearing a suit with the exact same iconic blue jacket and bright red tie.

GoatRoper ,
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@nus @israel @palestine

We may have already lost Democracy, we just don't realize it.

But, I'm voting for Biden.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That explains a lot.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

GoatRoper ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I did not know that.... 😴💤

randahl , to random
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When asked if they have confidence in President Zelenskyy, 20 percent of Americans aged 18-29 replies: "Who is Zelenskyy?"

Is it any wonder, Trump gets away with telling lies in the US?

https://www.pewresearch.org/global/2024/05/08/views-of-ukraine-and-u-s-involvement-with-the-russia-ukraine-war/

GoatRoper ,
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@randahl

I'm astonished the number is that low.

GoatRoper ,
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@randahl

MAGA Marge, too.

Nonilex , to random
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North Dakotans Approve for Members of

A ballot measure left voters to decide whether 81 is too old for some political jobs. It was one state’s answer to an issue that has been a focus of national debate this cycle.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/11/us/north-dakota-age-limit-election.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb

GoatRoper ,
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@Nonilex

I'm for that, actually but at 70. Better than term limits.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's why I keep all my money in pennies.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

GoatRoper ,
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@lowqualityfacts

People steal them all the time.

randahl , (edited ) to random
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I have never met a black person, who accused me of racism, if we disagreed.

I have never met an Asian person who called me racist, if we disagreed.

But surprisingly often, when I disagree with an Israeli about Gaza, no matter which argument I present, the reply is, "This is antisemitism!".

I wonder what upbringing it takes, to make a child believe, that if someone has a different view than you, they must be bad people.

What a dangerous mindset to pass on to future generations.

GoatRoper ,
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@randahl

Happened to me right here on Mastodon six months ago.

I tooted Merrick Garland is totally useless or Trump would already be in prison.

A Woman replied, you hate Garland because he's Jewish and you're antisemitic." I kid you not!

GoatRoper ,
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@randahl
Yes it is and a stupid way to go off point replying to a comment. I could care less what Merrick Garland's religion is. He is still an incompetent AG.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That makes sense.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

GoatRoper ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Yes, when Jackson Pollock was zookeeper, one of his early jobs at the Memphis Zoo.

randahl , (edited ) to random
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Status on whether countries allow Ukraine to use their weapons against Russian territory:

✅ UK
✅ Finland
✅ Sweden
✅ Denmark
✅ Norway
✅ Estonia
✅ Latvia
✅ Lithuania
✅ Poland
✅ The Czech Republic
✅ The Netherlands
✅ France
✅ Germany
✅ Canada

Your move Joe Biden.

GoatRoper ,
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@randahl

Joe thinks you mean bowel movement. He says, "ain't happening"

He's too busy thinking of witty things to say about Trump and making a list of everything wonderful he's done so his admirers can gaslight the rest of us.

GoatRoper , to random
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I don't know why The Republican Cult is hell bent on the humiliation of Merrick Garland? He's done more than any other person to keep The Exaulted One from going to jail.

GoatRoper OP ,
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@brendo

I agree. I didn't like him when PBO nominated him. But I understand why he did it. He thought Republicans would vote for him because they all liked him. He's pro death penalty might be one reason trump is scared of him.

GoatRoper OP ,
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@brendo

There's a very good chance he sold Top Secret military information to Putin and any other foreign enemy willing to pay. That could bring capital punishment qualified indictments. If he loses in the election, they will have plenty of time to prosecute that old fool.

GoatRoper OP ,
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@otownKim @brendo

I agree. We lost this country to the billionaire class a long time ago. We just go through the motions, now.

GoatRoper OP ,
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@otownKim @brendo

That's a fact!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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We made a comic about Betsy Ross.

GoatRoper ,
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@lowqualityfacts

You do not want to know what the stars are for.

Strandjunker , to random
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Mother’s Day is the perfect day to remind everyone that woman does not emerge from man’s ribs. Not ever. It is he who emerges from her womb.

One of the greatest lies of Christian patriarchy is framing the father as the life giver.

GoatRoper ,
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@Strandjunker

BTW, who made God? Man or woman?

ElleGray , to random
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At last, a worthy adversary

GoatRoper ,
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@ElleGray

Touche!

randahl , (edited ) to random
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For the longest time I have wondered, why Trump’s CFO Allan Weisselberg would lie for Trump, and even go to jail for him.

This week the trial reveals, Trump promised Weisselberg 750,000 dollars if he would keep quiet. So he did.

You read that right — Trump who claims, he never paid ANY hush money, has also paid hush money to his own employee to keep him from testifying about Trump’s crimes.

But sure… Biden is the “crooked” one.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-trial-prosecutors-reveal-alleged-hush-money-deal-to-trump-crony-allen-weisselberg

GoatRoper ,
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@randahl

Money talks
Integrity walks.

Warren Buffet might have said that or Donald Trump, can't remember?

randahl , to random
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I promise, this is not a joke.

As part of his inauguration, president Putin has published a report presenting his goals for Russia in his coming 6-year term.

In this report — and this is golden — Putin expects to raise the life expectancy of Russians from 73 to 78 years… while his soldiers are being killed faster than the printer ink can dry.

This man is completely detached from reality.

(Via Claus Mathiesen of The Royal Danish Defence College)

GoatRoper ,
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@randahl

He's going to will his self to be taller, too.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Sick and tired of public schools pushing their trans agenda on our kids. This year alone my children have learned:

-the importance of public TRANSportation
-how TRANSistors work
-the TRANSitive property
-how diseases are TRANSmitted

The brainwashing needs to stop.

GoatRoper ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Yeah, my boy's shop teacher was teaching about trannys from a textbook called Various Kinds Of Automobile Trans missions.

BAN THAT BOOK!

scalzi , to random
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Charlie is almost certain she saw a leprechaun.

GoatRoper ,
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@scalzi
She's sitting on a pot 'o gold!

GoatRoper ,
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@coyoty @scalzi

Of, course!

randahl , to random
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Joe Biden speaks on student demonstrations, saying there is no room for lawlessness and racism in the US.

I would like to ask Joe Biden, is there room for lawlessness and racism against the people of Gaza?

https://www.youtube.com/live/AXLjdZbwutY?si=23b1LvQgBVXfibOM

GoatRoper ,
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@randahl
While you are at it......

Ask that blowhard why he didn't claim his 7th grandchild until 3 years after DNA and the court determined his son, was her father?

I'm one Democrat who would like to know what he would say about that. We have never forsaken a relative in my family regardless of how they got here.

Where are his dogs, too?

Dark Brandon? Hahaha!

Democracy is dying on the vine.

Irony is dead.

randahl , to random
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I kid you not. This is how one politician on Russian state tv dresses for a debate show.

The North Korean vibe is getting stronger day by day.

Source: https://youtu.be/CEDMbF-F4lo?si=458bIS3QwHaKjIBz

GoatRoper ,
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@randahl

The red medals are for making yummy tasting borscht on the East German front during the cold war.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That blows my mind.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

GoatRoper ,
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@lowqualityfacts

In my case, the nose.

otownKim , to random
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Fuck Harvey Weinstein and his disgusting POS Lawyers!!!!!!!!!

GoatRoper ,
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@RiaResists @otownKim

Disgusting...

lowqualityfacts , to random
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A true visionary.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

GoatRoper ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Originally for manoobs.

alice , to random
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Omg, I am craving Dicks tonight! Like, I need that in me before bed.

*I've been a fan of Dick's Drive-In since I was a teen and occasionally it just sounds heavenly.

GoatRoper ,
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@alice

The Moby Dick's Fish Stores in Louisville KY have Dick's Sandwiches, fish Sandwiches 🥪 with tartar sauce. Very tasty!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's crazy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

GoatRoper ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Regis was extra nervous that night.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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If you want a nice dark stout, you need to give the goat lots of chocolate liquor.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

GoatRoper ,
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@lowqualityfacts

It's good for gut health too!

futurebird , to random
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Trump is upset he may miss his son's graduation because he's on trial.

Yeah, we do treat people in the criminal justice system harshly. People you have never thought about, people who have kids, and graduations, and moments missed forever.

But it's different now. He cries. It's happening to ME. To Me!

Nothing, no one, exists beyond the tip of some people's noses. They cannot see pain unless they feel it. Cannot recognize suffering unless it's their own.

What a stunted perspective.

GoatRoper ,
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@futurebird

Trump💤 would just fall asleep during the ceremony. 🎓

lowqualityfacts , to random
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May the December 25th be with you.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

GoatRoper ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Chewbacca was a donkey back then. They called him Chewhay.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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A dumb belief, but not his dumbest.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

GoatRoper ,
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@lowqualityfacts

That time he interviewed Putin? He could have learned all about gravity if the interview went bad.

Strandjunker , to random
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76% of those opposed to abortion are men. 100% of them will never be pregnant. — These numbers tell the whole story, sisters.

GoatRoper ,
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@Strandjunker

They are pro Viagra, though.

Nonilex , to random
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Denies Another Attempt to

1 wk before Trump’s#criminal trial in Manhattan, appeals court judge rejected effort to pause the case & move it to a diff location.

Judge issued the decision Mon afternoon after hearing arguments from Trump’s lawyers & lawyers from the Manhattan DA ’s office.


https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/08/nyregion/trump-hush-money-trial-delay.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb

GoatRoper ,
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@Nonilex

Throw Trump's stinking butt in jail already!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Smart.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

GoatRoper ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I always use garlic, in case I see a difficult patron in the dining room. I'll chew a clove if I see them heading toward the kitchen. So they will keep the accolades short and return to dining.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Happy National Potato Month everyone!
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

GoatRoper ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I'm celebrating on the couch. 🥔

oatmeal , to israel group
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#US / "Get it over quick"

Rep. Tim Walberg is wishing U.S. familes "a happy and most blessed Easter," and to the Palestinians caught in Gaza, he hope Israel would "get it over with quickly," and bomb Gaza ‘like Nagasaki and Hiroshima’

Tim Walberg, a Republican congressman from Michigan, made these comments during a gathering with a small group of his constituents, suggesting that Gaza should be subjected to nuclear bombing like Nagasaki and Hiroshima during World War II.

Walberg argued that the US should not spend money on humanitarian aid in Gaza and instead support Israel, which he referred to as the US's "greatest ally, arguably, anywhere in the world."

His comments have been widely criticized as a call for #genocide

https://twitter.com/WhitchMI/status/1773915716603003311?s=20

Tim Walberg, a Republican congressman from Michigan, has a history of making controversial and incendiary comments, including questioning the validity of the #MeToo movement, suggesting that the impeachment inquiry into then-President Donald Trump was a "coup," and expressing skepticism about man-made climate change.

@israel
@palestine
#Israel #Gaza #WarCrimes

GoatRoper ,
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@oatmeal @israel @palestine

Such a "compassionate conservative". I bet he wears "What would Jesus do?" underwear.

GoatRoper ,
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@oatmeal @israel @palestine

I agree. They are wanting prophecy they believe in to come true. It's selfish and ridiculous nonsense but very dangerous.

mondoweiss , to israel group
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Israeli soldiers have photographed themselves posing with the lingerie of Palestinian women they have displaced or killed in Gaza. They join a long line of conquest images, from Abu Ghraib images to the spectacle of Jim Crow-era lynchings.

https://mondoweiss.net/2024/02/violating-intimacies/


@palestine @israel

GoatRoper ,
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@mondoweiss @palestine @israel

Dehumanizing is the main component of war.

randahl , to random
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While on trial, defendant Donald Trump encourages his following to kidnap the president of the United States.

image/jpeg

GoatRoper ,
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@randahl

We have a two tiered justice system. Nothing is enforced against Trump and billionaires. Enforcement is only for the little people. AG Garland even alluded to that when he said he was going to conduct a bottom up investigation and prosecution. It's always been that way.

Nonilex , to random
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#GiftArticle

The woman arguing against #mifepristone, the #AbortionPill, before #SCOTUS is #ErinHawley, the wife of Sen #JoshHawley & a #law prof.

Ms. Hawley, is a lawyer for a #conservative #Christian #legal group, & identifies as an #evangelical, a wife & a mother. [#TradWife]

#law #ReproductiveRights #access #healthcare #abortion #AbortionIsHealthcare
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/26/us/erin-hawley-abortion-pill-supreme-court.html?unlocked_article_code=1.fk0.7P-s.jUEdbdWusyll&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&sgrp=c-cb

GoatRoper ,
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@Nonilex

Good god! You mean she's married to Josh Hawley? I thought he was gay! 🏃‍♂️

ElleGray , to random
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    GoatRoper ,
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    @ElleGray

    He has such little hands.

    ElleGray , to random
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    if you're going to name your company boeing the planes should at least bounce when they crash

    GoatRoper ,
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    @ElleGray
    boing boing boing ✈

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Incredible.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    GoatRoper ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    Doesn't surprise me at all.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    My goal isn't for Mastodon to replace Twitter.

    My goal is for the Fediverse to attack and dethrone God.

    GoatRoper ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    Yes! And the unicorn he rode in on! 🦄

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