randahl ,
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I promise, this is not a joke.

As part of his inauguration, president Putin has published a report presenting his goals for Russia in his coming 6-year term.

In this report — and this is golden — Putin expects to raise the life expectancy of Russians from 73 to 78 years… while his soldiers are being killed faster than the printer ink can dry.

This man is completely detached from reality.

(Via Claus Mathiesen of The Royal Danish Defence College)

belladonaa ,
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@randahl Putin is a much better leader than the rest of the corrupt western leaders...

Huntn00 ,
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@randahl And Putin is Lil’Donny’s mentor. Look in that direction if you want an image of the future USA with Mr Corrupt Sociopath at the helm. Btw, the reported meeting at Mar a Lago with the Oil Industry was telling. Just think how much $$$ he would pocket by eliminating the EPA…🔥🤔

capnthommo ,
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@randahl does he have some K Nd of magic wonder supplement of which the world of, well, the whole rest of the world is totally unaware? I mean that's almost one year increase for every year of his term. Something of a tall ask I feel. Or is he planning to kill off any likely shorter lived citizens. Or the easier approach - stop getting his younger people killed in foreign wars. That'd be a good start. It'd bring the average up a bit.

MollyNYC ,
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@randahl

is decimating an entire generation of men.

This looks like an attempt to cover it up.

Meema1616 ,
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@randahl Leaves any remains men with a lot of work to do and “mother Russia “ award back in action 🤷‍♀️

dangrsmind ,
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@randahl well he can just order them to live longer . If they don't comply they'll be killed.

scottytrees ,
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@randahl What is Russia going to get rid of windows and high balconies?! LMAO!!!

ministerofimpediments ,
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@randahlcertain Russians…actually only one Russian…

moirearty ,
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@randahl life expectancy is from the date of birth at a given time.

Many people misunderstand this, especially in the media because they always leave it out as if you’ll suddenly live longer when it increases.

Importantly, “average life expectancy” is not the same and is a moving target, decreasing e.g. due to COVID.

If Russia captures Ukraine and averts a world war it’s possible, since the war is mostly about getting fertile crop land to dominate Europe during the coming climate catastrophe.

csstrowbridge ,
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@randahl
Meanwhile, Canada's life expectancy is currently just over 81 years.

CarlG ,
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@randahl Expanding Russia's lifespan from 73 to 78 years is perfectly attainable for Putin - as long as he controls the data and the calculations, and anyone who challenges the figures is deemed an enemy of the state.

jantzen ,
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@randahl being detached from reality is nothing new for politicians, especially Russian ones.

rpsu ,
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@randahl I am actually curious about the action points here. I truly am, since anyone can say this kind of horse hit but the AP's put the goal to the test.

GoatRoper ,
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@randahl

He's going to will his self to be taller, too.

GhostOnTheHalfShell ,
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@randahl He’s old. It’s about him. 😅

notsoloud ,
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@randahl
I have much more confidence in Putin's plan, I'm sure official statistics will confirm it's been a success.

sufferforme ,
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@randahl
Unfortunately, there is no such thing as objective reality - everything is filtered through individual's perception and interpreted according to the individual's intelligence, desires, fears, morals and ethics.

Most politicians, the ultra wealthy, and big-business management, have almost no experience of the 'reality' experienced by the majority of people, resulting in their lack of empathy since most make no effort to understand the lives (and deaths) of the majority.

lednaBM ,
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@randahl

This is the problem in a nutshell when you have a czar, and your government is an authoritarian criminal shithole. Same for the new Chinese emperor, Xi. And they always say demoracy doesn't work using examples where we clearly fucked things up. But it's all a farce. One person can not possibly manage a society. It's not only illogical; it's dangerous as we've seen.

VedaDalsette ,
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@randahl He's not detached from reality. He's just pushing bullshit. That's what all pols do.

doc ,
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@randahl military deaths are not counted in I suspect. Just like how Japan doesn’t count suicides as part of their life expectancy numbers.

AdeptVeritatis ,
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@randahl

Life expectancy in EU is 80.x years.

Sure, it must be 81 years!

Because ... we do NOT want to be like the West. It is NOT our dearest wish to be respected by Westerners!!!

michalz00 ,
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@randahl
In 6 years we might see way over 1.000.000 dead russians in Ukraine.

I think this plan is only for putin. He wants to live to 78... He'll fail.

AdeptVeritatis ,
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@randahl

Life expectancy in EU is 80.x%.

Sure, it must be 81%!

Because ... we do NOT want to be like the West. It is not our dearest wish to be respected by Westerners!!!

What a weak minded loser.

AdeptVeritatis ,
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@randahl

Life expectancy in EU is 80.x%.

Sure, it must be 81%!

Because ... we do NOT want to be like the West. It is not our dearest wish to be respected by Westerners!!!

Brit_In_Moldova ,
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@randahl
In related news, the life expectancy of wealthy SEO's who stand near windows is currently about 10 seconds.

Based on the height of the floor from the ground.

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