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“Trump is a sociopathic bully who claims to be a victim. If we follow his path, we can ruthlessly attack everyone we hate and still play the victim card. We’ll get back to ethics and morals and all that stupid shit later after everything we hate has been exterminated.”

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Even if he somehow wins, Trump will find a way to fuck it up. He has been failing upward with daddy’s money his entire life.

Mysterious ‘Dark Fungi’ Are Lurking Everywhere ( www.scientificamerican.com )

The land, water and air around us are chock-full of DNA fragments from fungi that mycologists can’t link to known organisms. These slippery beings are so widespread scientists are calling them “dark fungi.” It’s a comparison to the equally elusive dark matter and dark energy that permeates the universe.

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Midichlorians... Midichlorians everywhere

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"Building and supplying a coal-fired power plant on Mars has been ridiculously expensive and wasteful, but it's important to bring our traditions with us to this new world."

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DoD nerds be fuckin'.

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Exactly. Trump supporters vote for a brand. His actual policies, words, and actions are a very distant second to the support they have for the Trump brand, which as you said is seen as a truth teller and adversary to the "elites" in DC.

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This is outrageous. They're not even going to attempt to investigate my report about an alien beaming into the bathroom and touching my peepee? Just for that, I'm filing 10 more complaints.

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On this planet, you don't just leave a guy hanging like that. When you start a job, finish it dammit!

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There are dozens of us!

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I see “AI,” I press X to doubt. Sorry, it’s a natural reaction.

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I haven’t seen it in a while, but I remember Lemmings saying to switch “economy” with “rich people’s yacht money” in your head when reading financial or economic news.

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Speaking about the former president Donald Trump’s appearance earlier that day at the Turning Point conference, Fuentes told his AFPAC crowd, “Donald Trump, nine years ago, said, ‘I am your voice.’ I don’t know about you guys, but when he goes up there and says ‘We’re gonna throw out all the anti-Israel protesters,’ that’s not my voice.”

As the hands raised, Fuentes alternated between an oath and “Sieg heil” salute. The would-be voice for a furious generation then shouted for attendees to repeat after him, “I solemnly swear to put America first and Israel last — every time! — because Christ is our king. Amen!”

The Nazis hurt themselves in their confusion.

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Unfortunately, this does not seem to be a positive step in Timberlake's mission to bring sexy back.

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Given Russia's performance in Ukraine, Iran firing 5% of its total stockpile at Israel and having almost nothing get through modern American air defense, and China's own review of military readiness that showed glaring flaws and corruption, any plans China may have had to invade Taiwan should be postponed indefinitely.

Turning local elections in Taiwan in China's favor in the long term seems like the more viable alternative for reunification.

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"Should we go ahead and call ourselves Gilead, or is it too soon for that?"

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Murtaugh: Riggs! You can't go around telling people the department has problems because of all the Jews in charge! Especially not on camera!

Riggs: Am I too old for this shit? No, it's the Jews who are wrong.

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I'm always seeing posts and comments from that one guy everybody secretly doesn't like. Man, I hate that guy.

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On the other hand, maybe your purpose in life is to serve as a warning for others.

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Everyone always asks what air defense is doing. No one thinks to ask how air defense is doing.

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You talk about your feelings and look for strategies to deal with your emotions.

I set shit on fire to create the philosopher’s stone.

We are not the same.

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The best part is that 3 or 4 companies own all the media, so they get to tell you that it’s normal and okay constantly every day!

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No criminals allowed, war or otherwise.

Colorado Republican Brutally Grilled By Local News Anchor: ‘Why Is Abortion Good For Your Girlfriend? Bad For Other Women?’ ( www.mediaite.com )

Colorado congressional candidate and sitting State Rep. Richard Holtorf (R) received a tough grilling this week at the hands of local 9News anchor Kyle Clark over his apparent hypocrisy when it comes to abortion rights....

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Kyle Clark for debate moderator 2024. No bullshit allowed.

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NSA on the board. Scores of lobbyists on the payroll. OpenAI is speedrunning an attempt at monopoly.

And with broken tech. Cornering the market on plagiarism and botslop fiction.

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“Were I not Alexander, I would want to be Diogenes.”

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I'm working toward dissociation by getting higher. Give it an hour or two.

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One justice takes so many bribes that he might have legitimately forgotten about several of them. Another has been recorded expressing views that show that he thinks he's in some kind of holy war against his political opponents, which implies that he thinks his decision-making is somehow coming directly from God. Oh, and his wife is a "scream at your neighbors to own the libs" MegaKaren, and the rampant bribery justice's wife is an election-denying lunatic. On what planet is that not news?

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I am but a humble doom miner, mining my doom.

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I’m not sure if gay marriage causes hurricanes, but it looks an awful lot like hate and fascism cause floods.

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I kinda get risking a tummy ache for raw milk if that’s your thing. I don’t get risking being patient zero in a bird flu pandemic.

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Whatever you do, don't give them mushrooms. If our two alien species join forces, the results could be catastrophic.

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I'm not sure that the American economy can sustain a fifth decade of Trickle Down Economics. The people don't have anything left to steal.

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Zelenskyy: At oh eight hundred hours, Kyiv time, the Romulan Empire formally declared war against Russia. Their cloaking technology is already being integrated into our drones. So I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would. The CIA was right about one thing. A guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of Ukraine, so I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it. Computer, erase that entire personal log.

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All this time and energy wasted on chatbots, cancer research, and what have you. What we need is a universal robotic liver, so that we can all stay drunk all the time with no consequences.

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No, there are no consequences. I specifically requested it.

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The liquidation of Jones’ assets does not mean that Infowars will cease to exist. Several outcomes are possible. The court-appointed trustee could sell the business to another owner, for instance.

Don’t celebrate too soon. Some shadowy investors are going to bail him out.

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HBIC (Head Bee In Charge)

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Eternal sunshine of the spotless slime trail.

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I'm all for protest votes and sending a message IF you don't live in a swing state. People who live in swing states have the privilege of their vote actually mattering in the grand scheme. Please, please hold your nose and vote for Biden. We non-swing staters can take care of sending messages from the safety of our deep reds and blues.

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Fun Civil War fact: Lee was absent from class at West Point the day they discussed not fighting uphill. He skipped class to participate in a drinking contest with none other than a young Ulysses S. Grant.

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t. It came to me in a dream

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This is precisely why North Korean is working on an anti-furry bioweapon. They must be stopped.

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Strikes smash oppression

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French forces report that training is going well in Ukraine. In other news, yet another VDV unit has been spotted impaled on baguettes near the frontline.

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”Children in elementary school should not have debt tied to their name. We have found out that there are high schools that keep seniors from attending prom or walking at graduation if they have stuff like student lunch debt,” Kramer said. “Some families can’t help it. They can’t pay it off.”

In case anyone had any doubts that the cruelty is the point. Stratify children based on their socioeconomic status at the earliest possible opportunity.

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It’s always better to enjoy the view of foggy mountains in silence. Well… there may have been some screaming, but you can tune that out.

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The global wealthy elite being pedophiles conspiracy is unthinkably evil. It’s also unfortunately true. Epstein’s island proved it.

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Budget decisions that affect whether people will live or die are hindered by having to pay rent to the company that owns you and is also your landlord.

You owned the building before they showed up with all their money and fake promises.

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