Thank you Microsoft, just what I always wanted. Hard to believe this is real.

Actual Ad Link: https://www.instagram.com/microsoft365/p/C7j8ipnxIiI/?img_index=1

 

Awesome article about the ad which sums it up nicely:

https://justinpot.com/watch-me-be-in-three-meetings-at-once/

Three meetings at once. It’s so funny that, when I saw people making fun of it, I assumed it was a meme or an Onion parody. Nope: Microsoft really did run this as an ad on Instagram. This is what they think we want from their supposedly world-changing technology: the ability to attend more meetings.

Now, Copilot’s ability to transcribe a meeting and highlight the key points is cool, and in theory it could make meetings more efficient. It’s easy to imagine, in a healthy work culture, where that gain in time allows people to spend more time doing the actually productive parts of their job.

Instead this ad assumes the opposite will happen. It imagines a future where we use our efficiency gains to attend more meetings. Economists sometimes talk about how the current crop of technology hasn’t lead to commensurate productivity gains—it’s a bit of a mystery in some circles. I would hold up this ad as the explanation: we are all, as a society, using the efficiency gains to attend more pointless meetings.

Gork ,

Not exactly related to this, but I can't wait for our eventual AI avatars to sit in meetings for us so they can lay us off and have our AI avatar literally take our job, likeness, and persona.

NoIWontPickAName ,

Is that what sovcits are doing

Dagwood222 ,

There's a montage scene in 'Real Genius' where a student is going through freshman year at a college. The first time he goes into a particular classroom there are ten students one one tape recorder. Each time he arrives there are more recorders, until finally there's nothing but recorders and the professor has left a tape machine of his own to play the lecture.

Yes, Val Kilmer was in another movie besides Tombstone!

boeman ,

I've been working to find a way to give my personal to AI. toxic assholery for everyone

rockSlayer ,

What you see is a dystopian view of the direction we're headed with AI due to capitalism. What I see is another way to keep 3 bullshit jobs without being able to wfh

eatthecake ,

Don't forget to copyright yourself.

I predict that they will track everything everyone does and make a borg ai out of their employees.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Some asshole on LinkedIn is creaming his khakis over this

brbposting ,

Absolutely stunned by Microsoft's Copilot! Finally, a tool that understands the art of multitasking at an unheard-of level! Can’t wait to revolutionize my workflow and lead the charge toward a more efficient future.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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kamenlady ,
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At this point the LinkedIn ass has already painted his own face

lurch ,

i actually was in 2 recently, but one wasn't important and i muted it when a colleague started showing slides. wouldn't recommend either way.

sudo42 ,

What this will mean is middle management will fire all the line managers. Your only contact with management will be through one of their AI's.

[Robot Voice]
Work harder!
Your vacation is denied.
Don't bring me problems, bring me solutions!
There's no way your solution will work. Drive this bus off the cliff or find another job!
Write a 15-page self-assessment of your accomplishments this quarter. Your performance review is 0 out of 5. Your pay is cut 10%. No, I did not read your self-assessment. I didn't have time. Our company has failed. I'm giving myself a $2M severance. You are fired.

MelodiousFunk ,
@MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net avatar

That was both wild and entirely accurate at the same time.

oce ,
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I already had our CEO send us a speech video of him made with ML during a all-hands, although he said just afterwards it was made with ML. I fully expect this to become the norm in the future, even if we can tell the uncannyness for a while, they will not care.

Valmond ,

Iike those encouraging videos of N+5, N+6 and all the way up to N+13 (been there, sleeped through them).

Who actually listens to the dravel? Is it just so bosses can feel meaningful?

yardy_sardley ,

I already don't trust AI, there's no way I'd want it to be the arbiter of potentially critical job-related information in a workplace. For probably less money than licensing and running an AI, a company could just hire a stenographer to sit in meetings all day, take notes, and send those notes to concerned parties. Better yet, why not get certain people to send info directly via email, instead of scheduling a bunch a pointless meetings. How's that for innovation

Mirshe ,

Right? If an LLM can transcribe all the useful information out of a meeting, it stands to reason that the entire meeting could just be boiled to an email, instead of enabling middle managers to feel useful by tying up other people's time.

jwiggler ,
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That last section of the article you highlighted makes me think about Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber. Imagine if everyone going to bullshit meetings actually did something productive for society, or did something that they themselves found fulfilling. Makes me sad.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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The great thing about working from home is I can do something else while I'm in meetings.

octopus_ink OP ,

Imagine if everyone going to bullshit meetings actually did something productive for society, or did something that they themselves found fulfilling.

At some point I've decided this is at least 25% of the point of most of the Star Trek storylines, and I'm here for it, sadness and all.

Mirshe ,

Shit, even Star Trek understood the idea of "hey can we make this a voice call instead of a meeting so I can literally stop the ship from exploding while we hash out the menu for the shipwide picnic".

brbposting ,

It's fun to think about a world in which all software is open source.

And maybe there aren't a million developers each building their own password reset functions and website search fields and stuff.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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Can I have three jobs at once?

thesporkeffect ,

Sure but they will pay 1/4 of your current salary each while expecting a full 40+ hours of availability

FlyingSquid ,
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while expecting a full 40+ hours of availability

This seems low.

Asafum ,

Oh don't worry it's for each 1/3 so it's 120+ hours!

RamblingPanda ,

Exactly what I want from technology. More work and more responsibilities. It could be smooth sailing and 10 hour weeks for all of us, but thanks to the gracious overlords we're slaving our lives away. Technology, eh? Isn't it great.

thejml ,

Even the woman on the ad looks “whelmed” and disappointed in the world of tech. I feel like behind those eyes there are thoughts of quitting and moving to Idaho to raise sheep.

MelodiousFunk ,
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Uh, I think she may be a bit too "ethnic" for the vast majority of Idaho.

Disclaimer

Please note that I am not condoning this sentiment, merely calling out Idaho for being majority backwoods regressive.

kbin_space_program ,

Also she may be imagining the shitstorm her mother would give her if she did.

Tregetour ,
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It's quite accurate: Microsoft consulted its ethnographic map of the world for marketers, and it clearly shows black, white, brown and yellow faces predominating on every continent.

yardy_sardley ,

Definitely looks like the AI has been sending her transcripts of the vacation it's been attending with her family.

mozz Admin ,
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Even understanding that marketing people tend to be a different breed, I cannot comprehend someone who would think "we can put you in more meetings" is this super compelling pitch.

Like even accepting the premise that this works (which I don't really), there would be any number of ads to be made about how Copilot can attend meetings for you, and you can just keep working instead and not have to be bothered with it. But no somebody made the ad thinking that increasing the meetings was the part that people are gonna get excited about.

octopus_ink OP ,

Like even accepting the premise that this works (which I don’t really), there would be any number of ads to be made about how Copilot can attend meetings for you, and you can just keep working instead and not have to be bothered with it. But no somebody made the ad thinking that increasing the meetings was the part that people are gonna get excited about.

I feel like this is the same guy who told the Kellogg's CEO to suggest that folks struggling to pay higher prices for basics should try cereal for some meals.

itsgroundhogdayagain ,

Remember when AI was going to free us up to do better things? LOL just kidding, 3 meetings at once.

ech ,

I remember when llms were used to simulate subreddits as a singular entity leading to pretty funny results. Wish we could've put a pin in it there.

aesthelete , (edited )

AI, allowing corporate bureaucracy and inefficiency to continue to grow unscathed.

Aviandelight ,
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So Copilot is going to make me a transcript of a meeting that could have just been an email to begin with? Brilliant.

deweydecibel , (edited )

No, it's going to make assumptions about what was important in that meeting and try to bullet point it. And that won't actually work well enough to count on, and if it misses something, you won't know.

I also can't imagine many managers will be happy about this, because the whole point of calling a meeting is that they want your attention. After a manager ends up lecturing a meeting full of bots a couple times, and someone misses something that was brought up in a meeting they ostensibly attended, they'll complain, and IT will be instructed to block it.

And I can't exactly blame them, honestly. I'm not fan of unnecessary meetings but if I'm managing a team of people, I'd want to know I'm engaging with them, not Copilot.

And as an employee, I'm not about to let an AI be caught doing any part of my job, because that's just giving management "ideas"

phoneymouse ,

It’s going to be a bunch of AIs sitting around spewing bullshit since all the humans sent their AIs to the meeting.

FlyingSquid ,
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Reminds me of this scene in Real Genius:

https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-24-2020/3QOSU9.gif

NounsAndWords ,

It makes sense if you assume it's actually targeted at managers who want their employees to be in three meetings at once.

samus12345 ,
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assassin_aragorn ,

She's a goddamn fucking gem, I love her. She has a bunch of great TikToks and is a super smart lawyer. She don't miss

suction ,

*doesn’t

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I believe they were being colloquial.

Kanda ,

That's for when you want to write that "she doesn't afraid of anything"

suction ,

*isn’t

Kanda ,

Sir, I'm not sure you understand that consequences will never be the same

Honytawk ,

*the consequences

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