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Look, I want yous guys to go put the icing on Tony Cakes

NegativeLookBehind ,
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No you idiot, Tony Paddy Cakes, the bakers man. That Irish piece of shit’s gotta go. He’s been making too much dough, on our turf.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Comrade, this is bad idea. Kaspersky is nice! Get rid of viruses, replace with friendly Russian rootkit. Is no problem!

NegativeLookBehind ,
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My cat would be in full murder mode for such treason

NegativeLookBehind , (edited )
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Also capitalism: “Lol sure, you can give us $40k per year to get this art degree”

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It’s a steal!

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Get the torch. It can’t be stuck if it’s liquid

NegativeLookBehind ,
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You’re not supposed to give your cat ecstasy

NegativeLookBehind ,
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I work in IT and I don’t like following rules

NegativeLookBehind ,
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I’m insulted that you would even ask me that. We are no longer internet friends.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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You shall lie soulless in the wake of Debian’s righteous slaughter

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Don’t forget about the massive nuclear arsenal the US has

NegativeLookBehind ,
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“Which programming language will kill you the fastest? One man searches for the answer.”

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Might I refer you to Brainfuck, or perhaps Whitespace?

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I’m sorry we’re not creative, but the best answer is Debian.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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How this usually goes:

  1. Introduce new controversial feature

  2. Backlash

  3. Postpone deployment

  4. Soften public opinion with marketing, rename product, change minor features, etc

  5. Deploy product regardless

  6. Enshittification complete (Until next time!)

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All hail Linux, the One True King

NegativeLookBehind ,
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And interesting scenario where GPS spoofing was used: RQ-170 Drone

NegativeLookBehind ,
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I support this as long as DiSantis is used as alligator bait.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Guess it’s time for some more Olympic Games

NegativeLookBehind ,
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3 letter agencies, on the other hand, have complete access

NegativeLookBehind ,
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A very skilled chainsaw operator on a trampoline

NegativeLookBehind ,
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What if I want to gain two inches?

NegativeLookBehind ,
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How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?

NegativeLookBehind ,
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I know what you meant by the statement, but if Trump wins in November, it really will be for him. The latest arm in the Russian nuclear arsenal.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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No image in your post.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Why would you start in the middle like that?

NegativeLookBehind ,
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The text in the body of your post literally says “I’d do it like this” and then your picture indicates that you’d start in the middle. You might see how I came to such a conclusion, as a result.

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