Honytawk

@Honytawk@lemmy.zip

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. For a complete list of posts, browse on the original instance.

Honytawk ,

In a world where Dwarves exist, the humans would modify their armor as well.

They wouldn't have unprotected legs and feet.

Honytawk , (edited )

I'd just hang my classroom full of different religious and non-religious commandments.

The christian one will be there ... somewhere.

Probably covered by the 10 commandments of Tacos:

spoiler
  • Thou shall stuff to capacity, and then a little more
  • Thou shall honor thy taco father and taco mother
  • Thou shalt not skimp on the cheese, and lest it be fresco, thou shall let it melt
  • Thou shalt not charge $6 for a taco
  • Thou shalt not use crappy tortillas
  • Thou shall be consistent with size
  • Thou shalt not overcharge for avocado
  • Thou shall stop referring to fusion tortilla wraps as tacos
  • Thou shalt not overlook breakfast ingredients
  • Thou shall have pride in your tacos, or not have tacos at all
Honytawk ,

And what exactly is the criticism of electric vehicles according to you?

Honytawk ,

You open up your profile, click the little gear icon and then go to graphs.

It should be right between the amount of murders you committed, and the amount of times you shit your pants in public.

Honytawk ,

What does EV and ICE have to do with comparing electric motors to gas motors?

Honytawk ,

That dog looks like they have PTSD and would bite anyone who didn't give them table scraps.

Honytawk ,

That just shows the strength of the Twitter brand.

Honytawk ,

The dark magic they dabble in has its cost.

Honytawk ,

People who claim humor has died because of PC culture, only know how to be funny at the expense of others.

Honytawk ,

The real question is, can you call it "human meat" if it is lab grown?

It might have the same texture, taste and consistency, but because it didn't come from an actual human it isn't really cannibalism, is it?

Honytawk ,

You have to collect rainwater and filter it yourself

Only known way for truly ethical water

Honytawk ,

I have a LAN party almost every single day

Build my own desktop after my first laptop broke. Didn't take more than a month for me to get a laptop as well. Couldn't live without the freedom to game in the garden when it is amazing weather.

The rest of my arguments are better told ... in song:

Mc Ohm - Laptop Gamer

Honytawk ,

Yeah, "cheap"

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/de/a5/18/dea51859f30771916bdbb19098056cd1--world-war-meme.jpg

Honytawk ,

That would just stop time itself

Honytawk ,

We apologise, SatansMaggotyCumFart

Honytawk ,

Well, it isn't an improvement.

Unless you believe Imperialist Russia, which are known all over the world for their propaganda.

Honytawk ,

You can't "likewise", they only called you out, it isn't even a take.

Honytawk ,

nope. i’m happy to announce my country has commited no atrocities outside its own border.

Ha, damn you must be so far up your own ass you believe your countries propaganda.

There isn't a single country in the world that didn't commit atrocities at some point in history.

Please tell me I am wrong by stating your country.

Honytawk ,

https://github.com/MatterHackers/MatterControl

Creating 3d vector images is really easy with this. Is also a lot sleeker than Blender.

Honytawk ,

That is why every time someone brings up Genocide Joe, I bring up Turbo Genocide Donny

Honytawk ,

We would prefer they go with their parents or at least family.

Which Russia is preventing by kidnapping them.

Honytawk ,

Those things were plastic?

I though they were like gelatinous or something

Honytawk ,

"The house never was the same after ... that night"

Lightning crackles

Honytawk ,

Yes, they count the amount of car accidents and base their insurance off of it.

It is no secret though.

Honytawk ,

The kids yearn for the fryer

Honytawk ,

Drone with a flamethrower

Honytawk ,

Don't aim so high

*functions

Honytawk ,

A van that is clearly blocking the road with that other car next to it

Honytawk ,

Only if that service doesn't exploit others.

Which with billionaires is never.

Honytawk ,

They only like those games so they can feel better than others. Gatekeeping is part of their fun.

If the souls games had much more to offer than difficulty like they claim, then the game would still be good with a lower difficulty.

Honytawk ,

The burps and whining mere diminished once Justin Roiland got kicked from the team for calling underaged girls in Morty's voice.

It is a lot more tolerable in the last season.

Honytawk ,

Wasn't there some guy who set themselves a challenge where they were going to make a living without using any of their money?

I believe he had to stop after 3 months because of health concerns.

They see being poor as entertainment.

"Felon" does not equal "bad"

It kinda sucks that Trump got convicted of 34 felonies because now I'm seeing so many people thinking felon = bad, when in fact convicted felons are disproportionately people of color who were convicted for things that shouldn't be crimes at all such as drugs, or based on the thinnest of evidence by strongly biased juries....

Honytawk ,

It is more that MAGAts think felon = bad.

So we are just trying to show them Turbo Genocide Donny is bad by their own logic.

Honytawk ,

They can eat out the innards and use the carcass as a shelter like a tauntaun..

Then when the meat is all gone, they make an epic robot out of their bones.

Honytawk ,

Also religion is not race.

That is semantics. It doesn't change anything about the point they were making since both race and religion are protected from discrimination.

Honytawk ,

I mainly blame the influences of people like Joe head-kicked Rogan, Elmo, Benzo Kermit and the Russian troll farms.

It is happening in Belgium as well.

At least people are wising up, the extreme right party might be polling high, but the second right-wing party is doing better. I may not always agree with that party, but at least their leader isn't a raging racist that thinks everything is woke, thinks trans shouldn't exist and wants to split Belgium in 2 while simultaneously abandoning the EU.

Honytawk ,

Gotta have some antimatter in it as well

Otherwise, how else do those printers keep messing up something we've been able to do for decades? Must be quantum mechanics.

Honytawk ,

That is 3 hours a day you could be doing something else. No matter how much it pays, it isn't worth it.

I've stopped applying to companies if it is more than half an hour away. Unless I can work like 4/5 at home.

But I'm from Europe, so there is that.

Honytawk ,

Isn't the US like 70% empty land?

Honytawk ,

Depends on the cargo.

Doubt many train passengers would like it if people delay the train because they have so much cargo they need to unload and bring to their rented car.

Honytawk ,

*efficient heathen

Honytawk ,

The problem is getting it back out

Honytawk ,

Wasn't it the queen back then? Or does the switch to king now overrule previous "god save the queen" messages?

Honytawk ,

Nazi's are the biggest losers in history.

They were all like "our people are the best people in the world, no other race comes even close to comparing. And our army is the strongest army in the world with the best equipment imaginable".

Then they only fought in a single war, and lost. Meaning they are losers by definition.

Want to know the even funnier part?

They were beaten by a combination of diverse countries working together, who let anyone join.

Nazis were literally beaten by diversity and inclusivity. lol

Honytawk ,

*the consequences

Honytawk ,

It is the reason why I prefer starting at lvl 5

Also the classes all feel and play the same below that level.

Honytawk ,

There are more better ways to make a player fear for their character other than death.

Like killing a beloved NPC, making the situation much worse, taking away their valuables, making their god angry, being hunted by assassins, making them wanted across the kingdom.

Death isn't the only punishment a GM/DM has at their disposal.

Honytawk ,

There is a reason why the D&D 5e creatures have their HP written in dice values (4d6+10).

It allows for variation within the stat block. But it also gives a maximum and a minimum HP they can have.

Most of the time you use the average. But if the game is too slow, you can lower it to the minimum HP. And if they are steamrolling an encounter, you can just increase the HP to the maximum.

This makes encounters more dramatic and fun.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • random
  • test
  • worldmews
  • mews
  • All magazines
    •