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FediTips , (edited ) to random
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sabertooth_app ,
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@FediTips We are in beta test for macOS and iOS.

https://testflight.apple.com/join/pBGgMKw2

KE8UPE ,

@FediTips Is it to those of us who use -readers such as ?

GottaLaff , to random
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Lawyers for asked the judge overseeing his criminal hush money case to terminate the gag order against the former president, saying it’s no longer justified since the trial is over.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/04/politics/trump-gag-order-request-merchan?cid=ios_app

Harrybear ,
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@GottaLaff
Of course its still necessary, especially when he and his acolytes are aiming to "dox" members of the jury.
@SherBeareth
@bkahn

PJ_Evans ,
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@GottaLaff
It isn't over until the sentencing.

Nonilex , to random
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On the 1st day of in ’s federal trial, heard his audio of his memoir, where he recounted his use in graphic detail. A federal prosecutor told jurors “no one is above the ,” & defense said the he did not “knowingly” lie when filling out forms to purchase a weapon.

Prosecutors showed the jury the laptop belonging to Hunter that has long been a target of activists & politicians, spurred by & ’s .

Sromano ,
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@Nonilex Erika Jensen interviewed computer shop guy with no witnesses

PJ_Evans ,
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@Nonilex
So much of the evidence the prosecution is using is flaky, impossible (like this) or not what they're claiming.

LincolnRamirez , to bookstodon group
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I've been thinking of finally reading some Stephen King, but no idea where to start.

Go for one of the likes of his famous work, like the Shining or the Green Mile? Or something lesser known?

@bookstodon

StonerMetal ,
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@peachfront @LincolnRamirez @bookstodon
Generally if I’m introducing someone to Stephen King books, I recommend Pet Sematary or Cujo. Those two books, to me seem a bit more approachable

peachfront ,
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@StonerMetal @LincolnRamirez @bookstodon

those are both great suggestions, i almost suggested Cujo...

thoughtpunks , to random
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What common animal would you be most afraid of suddenly gaining full sentience and reasoning?

michaelconrad ,
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@thoughtpunks Polar Bears. They like the taste of human flesh a bit too much.

mftassano ,
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@thoughtpunks Humans.

loren , to random
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plume moth on the door!!

loren OP ,
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@kurio lmao exactly

loren OP ,
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@anniegreens good thing i invested in moths

Strandjunker , to random
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I need someone to explain to me why Al Franken had to resign, but Matt Gaetz is still in Congress.

Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

CaptMorgan ,
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@Strandjunker Al Franken has integrity

denebeim ,
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@Strandjunker democrats have shame.

GottaLaff , to random
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@starlily I’m a boomer hippie. 😉

footsteps ,
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Harrybear ,
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@GottaLaff 😁👍💙

Nonilex , to random
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Lawmakers millions in 2023

>300 lawmakers were reimbursed ≥$5.2M for & while on official business in Washington last year under a new, prgm that doesn’t require receipts.
The prgm, which kicked off last yr after a -led House panel passed it, was intended to make it easier for lawmakers to maintain separate homes in DC & their home districts.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/06/04/house-representatives-expenses-receipts-lodging/

lakelady ,
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@Nonilex ugh he's my crappy rep that I hope we're able to vote out.

GeralltGymro ,
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@Nonilex

So as not to offend any turds, particularly those with freakishly tall foreheads, I’ll refrain from calling Matt Gaetz a piece of shit.

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Kyle Cheney:

Ken CHESEBRO charged with forgery in Wisconsin. (h/t
@mattsmith_news)
Jim TROUPIS and Mike ROMAN also charged

alexproe ,
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@GottaLaff Sooo....those Law and Order lovin' have not been respecting the law, again. Following the example of by any chance?!

ecstaticcling ,
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@GottaLaff
NFL

There's nothing Wisconsin hates more than cheese forgery. 🤬

ElleGray , to random
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If I was a university prof and a student's parent contacted me demanding that I change their grade I would get my mom to write back to them & tell them to leave me alone

jannem ,
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@ElleGray
There's been news here in Japan of parents coming to job interviews instead of their kid.

amiserabilist ,
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@ElleGray

i asked why this professors phd students were all pretty women.

the answer was sadly pre"dick"table

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the professor of love
Some people call me Maurice
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love a

Girls, I'm known as the "professor of love,"

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Ryan Reilly:

on the impact of on America’s standing in the world:

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  • EnJ ,
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    @GottaLaff
    @POTUS
    Does Joe Know? Who's behind state and local 'progressives' in clothing?
    https://www.populardemocracy.org/ady-barkan
    👇https://www.teamteresa.org/
    Brookings Institute
    Framing paper:
    policies to promote shared prosperity in cities
    states can support shared prosperity by promoting human capital development
    states can support shared prosperity by promoting affordable rental housing
    states can support shared prosperity by promoting quality jobs
    https://www.brookings.edu/articles/state-policies-to-promote-shared-prosperity-in-cities/

    EnJ ,
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    @GottaLaff
    "Bukele instituted a “state of exception” in March 2022, arresting some 75,000 people, most without clear charges, access to defense lawyers and other due process protections. He plays by his own rules, running for office despite a constitutional ban on consecutive reelection."
    https://www.usip.org/publications/2024/02/el-salvadors-bukele-worlds-coolest-dictator-philosopher-king

    GottaLaff , to random
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    AT&T outage: Service down for customers across the US

    https://cnn.it/3V1U5vW

    Mayor_of_Smartarse ,
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    @GottaLaff You could have typed 'outrage' and been as correct 😁

    Atticus1956 ,
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    @GottaLaff

    The bummer for many is that the smaller cell companies utilize the AT&T lines; when the interruptions occur, it impacts many more users than just AT&T. I have found T-Mobile to be the most reliable of late. JMHO for what it's worth.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    “Some of 's institutional shareholders are getting out, convinced that the electric carmaker's days of dizzying growth are in the rear-view mirror.

    The company's shares are down nearly 30% this year and have fallen by more than 50% since their 2021 high, wiping out some $600 billion in market value as CEO Elon has struggled with fierce competition and falling sales. Tesla's first-quarter results missed analyst expectations…”
    https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/these-early-tesla-bulls-are-giving-up-stock-2024-06-04/

    metaning ,
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    @GottaLaff Tesla’s core competency - electric drivetrains and batteries, were quickly commoditisable, and every car maker can do it, or buy it off the shelf.

    Tesla’s core weakness - institutional knowledge of WHY cars are designed and built the way they are, can only be acquired if a company’s management has the humility to understand standard industry practices are the result of generations of engineering geniuses improving on what came before.

    And Tesla has Elon.

    amiserabilist ,
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    @GottaLaff

    elon at shareholders meeting

    futurebird , to random
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    Why is it that the worst tasks: the ones I want to do the least are things that take like 17min tops to complete— but I think about how I haven’t done them — oh no no just can’t bear to do them for 30min a day for two weeks?

    For me, at least, a task is odious if it may cause me to find out bad news that produces more tasks, if it involves forms, if it involves talking to people on the phone, especially someone I don’t know (what if they are mean to me? 😫)

    It’s not THAT bad. Is it?

    futurebird OP ,
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    The worst task would involve filling out a form— then making a phone call to someone who gets very angry and says I did the form wrong and now must fill out a form requesting form to get a new form. And also a “I’m bad at forms” form since I’m terrible and did the forms wrong and should probably be in prison or yelled at ritually every day. Then my phone would ring and new person would be angry and say I did the “bad at forms” form incorrectly. 😭😫

    catselbow ,
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    @futurebird

    And then you have to do an online "form training" course that has 2 hours of unskippable videos with a comprehension quiz every 5 minutes.

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