Klear

@Klear@lemmy.world

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Humans ARE apes. Also fish. Fuck paraphyletic groups.

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Yeah. Fuck 'em.

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Not really, we're eukaryotes. We share a common (unknown) ancestor, but bacteria split off into their own monophyletic group I'm pretty sure.

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I wish it was that simple.

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And started by fighting for it with a gun in his hands.

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With an OTG connector you can just plug a keyboard into your phone. You can do stuff like alt-tab to switch between open apps. And if you plug in a mouse, a giant cursor appears. It's kinda cursed but it works.

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Ignore him.

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Just try to do good when you inevitably get elected, please.

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Let he who never poured water into a work bag pour the first cup.

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It's good for you.

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Nobody smells like the Spanish inq...

...wait, what?

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I would be jealous, if I didn't have one that's just as majestic as this one.

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Boost has a tag function. Main reason I'm using it, though I mostly just use it to tag tankies.

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Probably just her lawyers telling her to tone it down a bit.

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I've ran into my sister a few times. Hilariously one time she didn't notice my username and actually quoted my own comment back to me IRL because she thought it was funny.

Quitting Reddit and joining Lemmy certainly feels like moving from a metropolis to a village.

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Sworn enemies of neverbrokeabone

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🍃

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I don't know if it will happen but I know they planned it.

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Not really, but thanks for setting it straight, this Watergate.

Neutrinos: The inscrutable “ghost particles” driving scientists crazy ( arstechnica.com )

We haven’t pinned down the masses of any individual neutrino, and we don’t even know which ones are heavier than the others. When it comes to our ability to collect raw data, neutrinos present a triple threat: they’re incredibly lightweight (even the electron weighs over 5 million times more than all the neutrinos...

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Within cells interlinked.

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Had a hunch so I googled the size of Phobos just now: 27 by 22 by 18 kilometers. Olympus Mons is larger than the bigger of Mars' two satelites.

Though it's probably more that I severely underestimated just how tiny Phobos and Deimos are. They feel bigger in Doom...

Why was Trump talking about sharks at a campaign event? ( www.usatoday.com )

"It must be because of M.I.T., my relationship with M.I.T., very smart. I say, 'What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there?" Trump said. "By the way, lot...

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Biden should have a blåhaj on his podium during the debates.

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This is not a pipe.

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Good.

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What, you egg!

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I smell meme potential in these pics.

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Get Pistol Whip. The whole idea was to make hybrid between Beat Saber and SUPERHOT and it's so much more than the sum of its parts. And it's still getting updated. A new (free) expansion just dropped yesterday. And then there are the custom songs that are only just getting started...

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I've been playing it daily for years now. Definitely my favourite VR game.

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It will help Trump get reelected, that's a difference, right?

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NCDeez nuts lmao gottem

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I see that as extreme close-up of a cute green toucan's beak.

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They'd just need to feed him and give him internet access and it would be a big boon for them. Not close to him being the president, of course, but still.

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Oh yeah? Well... I'm selling these fine leather jackets.

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There was something disturbingly familiar about the note on the desk. The handwriting was all pretty curves.

You are in a meme, Max.

The truth was like a green crack through my brain. Giant pixelated text on white background, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Time frozen in a single badly-cropped shot showing off my moves. Image hosting site watermark in the corner. I was in a meme. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

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No data available, most likely.

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Wake up and go about my day.

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https://i.imgur.com/fc9nslO.png

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https://i.imgur.com/66iwn5x.png

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It is Towel Day today, after all.

What is the Legal copyright on a Lemmy Post?

Most instances don't have a specific copyright in their ToS, which is basically how copyright is handled on corporate social media (Meta/X/Reddit owns license rights to whatever you post on their platform when you click "Agree"). I've noticed some people including Copyright notices in posts (mostly to prevent AI use). Is this...

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That, plus a healthy dose of fuck copyright.

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Because there's not much that would make him look worse.

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ROFC

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The people who run DND games are called Dungeon Masters, or DMs.

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I knew Pythagoras was smart but I never knew he invented time travel. So cool!

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Relevant Cyanide and Happiness

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Nah, it can be fun to be needlessly redundant.

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It's not meant to be taken literally, he's probably referring just to the cheesemakers.

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