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z00s OP ,

r/im14andthisisdeep

z00s OP ,

That's not a monkey's paw, that's just... sad.

z00s OP ,

How has that got anything to do with religion?

z00s OP ,

Sure bud

z00s ,

2500 years later...

Archaeologist excitedly unearths cuneiform tablet

Hmmmm... "Ea-nasr... is... a cunt?!"

Quietly reburies tablet while looking around furtively

z00s ,

I would help myself become more confident, less anxious and a better person.

I know that sounds lame but that alone would be worth more than any stock tips to me.

Sending my mind back to the past is the wish I keep in my back pocket to blurt out if I see a falling star or meet a geanie.

z00s ,

Great humanist values there, pal 👍

z00s ,

Neo cons unironically love all of those degrees, at least in the US. Don't forget that student loans are a big business.

Non-occupational degrees give a steady supply of young workers with massive debt and qualifications that won't enable them to get a job with a high enough wage to pay back the principle of that debt.

This is how the gig economy flourishes.

This is how Amazon stays in business.

This is how the hospitality industry thrives on a deliberately broken business model.

This is how landlords profit.

This is how the post-boomer generations are oppressed.

We are cannon fodder.

Rise up.

Become ungovernable.

FTP

z00s ,

It's really just a call to change by not playing by their rules, eg get a degree and then move to a jurisdiction where the loan people can't get to you, or get a degree from another country where it's less expensive.

I'm not really advocating for riots or anything.

z00s ,

I've spent time on the underground and I don't need AI to tell you it's 50% drunk, 50% depressed

z00s ,

They can't just contain "any bullcrap you want".

Contracts need to follow the set of rules in your country that dictate what can and can't be enforced. It's an entire branch of law.

If you try and pull something like OP is suggesting, the worst case scenario is that it may render the contract an unlawful document and therefore void.

I imagine in most places things like what OP is suggesting would get laughed out of court.

You can have some fun though. I heard of one guy who, as a recruitment bonus, insisted that it be included in his contract that he receive an office desk made entirely of Lego.

z00s ,

Well that depends on the laws where you live but if you actually want the contract to be enforceable then yes, it needs to follow certain rules, and no, you can't just "write any bullcrap".

z00s ,

K O L A N A K

z00s ,

I'm already dying of lymphoma but I'd like to know exactly when. The constant up and down of good days and bad days takes an emotional toll. If I knew I could relax completely and actually plan to do things.

z00s ,

Esperanto?

z00s ,

Type A 😶

Type B 😦

Type K 😁

z00s ,

As sometimes outside the US, this entire thread is absolutely insane regarding the normalisation and justification for violence in general and tasers specifically

z00s ,

Exercise isn't worth nearly as much as eating habits anyway.

A false narrative of exercise being like weight loss currency has been promoted for way too long.

When losing weight, it's "kilos in the kitchen, grams in the gym". You can lose weight with no exercise just with a caloric deficit.

Read "the hackers diet" or "the 4 hour body" for more info.

z00s ,

Order a pumpkin spice latte from Starbucks while wearing ugg boots

z00s ,

Number 2 is bots maybe?

z00s ,

This is stormtrooper level training

z00s ,

Have you actually used their system? Or even been to the website?

The numbers aren't automatically scaled; they tell you what measurements to take and how to take them, then the pattern is automatically adjusted to your actual measurements. You can download large format patterns or get them split up into A4 pages that you can print at home and tape together.

It doesn't matter how much of an expert you are if you have done nothing more than read the headline before racing into the comments to shit on it.

z00s ,

Have you actually even visited the site?

z00s ,

In a fraud trial

Chef's kiss

z00s ,

I'm a bit confused about the wording around students having to ask for leave from University.

Here in Australia, we have lectures, tutorials (which are more like classes) and assessment. Professors (we usually call them lecturers) can take attendance at tutorials and assign a percentage of your final grade to it, but it's not like a job where you have to call in if you're not going to come; you just don't turn up. Only two of my classes in either of my degrees counted attendance for marks.

For the easier classes you could (and people do) just not show up to classes and hand in the assessment before the due date, and still pass.

So is it like high school for you guys where you actually have to have an excuse for not attending?

z00s ,

Heard a story the other day about a plumber who dowsed to find a water leak in an outdoor pipe.

Had to bite my tongue to stop myself from pointing out that the teller of the story unconsciously mentioned that the water leak also happened to be in the exact spot where the grass had been growing faster than the rest of the lawn in recent weeks.

z00s ,

If it keeps them up at night, I sure as shit don't want to know about it

z00s ,

...pubic hair?

z00s ,

He will forever be known as that guy who didn't get the something something award.

His legacy is ruined. RUINED I TELL YOU

z00s ,

Name the award and the institution without looking at the article again. Bet you can't do it.

z00s OP ,

This is the best answer

z00s OP ,

It's not begging out of hunger, it's begging out of desire

z00s ,

Ok so that means that billionaires have hundreds of children amongst which their wealth will be split when they die.

Have you just invented a form of communism through fucking?

z00s ,

Fully self-driving capable single person electric vehicles for commuters

z00s ,

Literally dying from cancer and the only one single thing in the entire world I want before I die is to fall in love one last time.

Got turned down the other day by a woman who literally said "I love you" when I told her I wasn't going to survive the cancer.

z00s ,

Thank you for saying that. Where in the world are you?

z00s ,

I'll start by learning to say "eh" and wearing plaid

z00s ,

Love the defiant pose

z00s ,

Whelp, I can now officially tick the box on my to-do list that says, "Find an image on the internet that unexpectedly makes you think about vaginas"

z00s ,

Shanks' pony

z00s ,

Which tastes better?

z00s ,

Now this is the kind of weird encouragement that there needs to be more of out in the world

z00s ,

I know two that are about relationships:

"Long distance is the wrong distance"

and

"Crazy bitches fuck like tigers"

z00s ,

Disease-al

z00s ,

Lol no proof

z00s ,

Lol it's called reading comprehension, you should try it. Lol

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