Why was Trump talking about sharks at a campaign event? ( www.usatoday.com )

"It must be because of M.I.T., my relationship with M.I.T., very smart. I say, 'What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there?" Trump said. "By the way, lot of shark attacks lately. Did you notice that?"

In land locked NEVADA.

Passerby6497 ,

Dementia will regularly cause the sufferer to go on rant disconnected from reality.

The signs were there a decade ago....

LotrOrc ,

So is trump for electric vehicles now because they will protect him from sharks?

pineapplelover ,

The ramblings of a madman. Who is this guy who's stand up comedy is worse than Jerry Seinfeld.

Adderbox76 ,

Ummmm.....I'm going to have to go with "Because he's an idiot."

n3m37h ,

You hit the uncle tom daily double!

morriscox ,

Biden should have a toy shark on his podium during the debates.

Klear ,

Biden should have a blåhaj on his podium during the debates.

knightly ,
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Biden should stay home and send blåhaj to the debates in his place.

SreudianFlip ,

Because his next line of shoes will be made out of concrete instead of gold plastic.

RegalPotoo ,
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Neurosyphilis

Fedizen ,

he hates sharks. Probably because they watched a better show.

FuglyDuck ,
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If trump were tossed in a pool with starving sharks, they’d toss him back and demand real food.

TransplantedSconie ,
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This speech should be sent to every phone in America via the Amber Alert system. The absolute batshit crazy speech that I heard should be listened to in full.

You know Fawx News is going to cut the ever loving shit out of it, so you'll get maybe 1 or 2 usable sentences.

ZeroCool ,
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"Yeah but what about when Joe Biden paused to save face because he accidentally started to sit down too early at that ceremony commemorating D-Day?!" - Trumpets

aseriesoftubes ,

Because his brain is bad

macarthur_park ,

Nonsense, Trump has the best brain! Many people are saying this. Top neurologists come up to him, big strong doctors, with tears in their eyes, saying “sir, you have such a good brain!”

Rampsquatch ,

A tremendous brain.

BeatTakeshi ,
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Probably the best brain in the world

cultsuperstar ,

"I've got the best brain, beautiful brain. Really smooth and shiny."

dogsnest ,
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In a wide-ranging speech to 6,900 Silver State voters two days before the primary election....

"In a wide-ranging speech to 75,000 Silver State voters two days before the primary election..."

-- MAGA

fartington ,

Imagine if Hannibal Lecter was a shark?

formergijoe ,

The late, great Hannibal Lector?

Hobbes_Dent ,

Because Discovery was on in the hotel. Final answer.

jordanlund OP Mod ,
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Oooh! Is it Shark Week already? Aww... Sunday, July 7th...

https://www.discovery.com/shark-week/schedule

FattestMattest ,

Live every week, like it's shark week.

MartianRecon ,

He saw the previews for it.

harrys_balzac ,

Good to know!

Curious_Canid ,
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You have given the correct and inevitable answer.

MartianRecon ,

I know you're joking but unfortunately this is probably the answer.

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