JoShmoe

@JoShmoe@ani.social

if you get bitten you probably deserved it.

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JoShmoe OP ,

Same. It makes me think of a squid too.

JoShmoe OP ,

Its probably for the space cows.

JoShmoe OP ,

You’re probably right. I just really like the look of having the artist name in the body. Which then makes not want to include the name a second time.

JoShmoe OP ,

I can see that.

JoShmoe ,

I can picture this cat waving its little head singing it too.

JoShmoe ,

I like his tuxedo. It fits him well.

JoShmoe ,

Baldy’s got that self-reflection look.

JoShmoe ,

ice

JoShmoe ,

Let’s fuck adobe.

JoShmoe ,

My landlady had issues. Having sex with her was frustrating because she wanted annoyingly specific things and provided very little feedback. She was also very controlling despite trying to avoid being in control. I think the fact I was renting out a room in her house made her act that way. We tried it about four times, but I only climaxed once.

Visitors to Greece appear ill informed about heatwave risk, warn rescuers ( www.theguardian.com )

Over the past week, three search and rescue operations have been started for tourists who have gone missing during treks on far-flung islands, including one for the popular TV presenter Michael Mosley, who was found dead on the island of Symi....

JoShmoe ,

Reading this title has me thinking. Would I rather die during my dream vacation, or live another three miserable years?

JoShmoe ,

Let’s get em

JoShmoe ,

But then what will make you cry?

JoShmoe ,

and here comes the CRT airplane

JoShmoe ,

I don’t always use my Jedi powers, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis.

JoShmoe ,

Tim didn’t sign this month’s document 🫨

JoShmoe ,

Snorlax randomly diverts traffic by napping in the worst place possible.

JoShmoe ,

Sure, just wake it up. Its that easy.

Freedom’s Just Another Word for Not Paying Taxes ( www.nytimes.com )

Why would billionaires support Trump? It’s not as if they’ve done badly under President Biden. Stock prices — which Trump predicted would crash if he lost in 2020 — have soared. High interest rates, which are a burden on many Americans, are if anything a net positive for wealthy people with money to invest. And I doubt...

JoShmoe ,

Its all literally a game to them. Multiple players competing on the leaderboards. Which is a disturbing concept.

JoShmoe ,

Thats right, it too goes into the square hole.

JoShmoe ,

The Brave Little Toaster enlisted and all grown up.

JoShmoe ,

This is probably the straw that breaks the camels back for me.

JoShmoe ,

Okay, if you don’t mind I’d like to curl into a ball here on floor for a bit.

JoShmoe ,

Help us Atomic Hair Dryer Guy!

JoShmoe ,

Now I’m wondering what studies on LGBT prior to the 1930s were even like. I doubt it could have been anything useful.

JoShmoe ,

Western, studies, germany. I suppose I might have jumped the gun a bit on this on one.

JoShmoe ,

I’m trying to deduce whether this cat is inside its playhouse, imprisoned, or caught red handed in the master’s laundry.

JoShmoe ,

delicious

JoShmoe ,

You: Mom can we have Lemmy!
Mom: No we have Lemmy at home.

JoShmoe OP ,

Now that you mention it, it does have that feel.

JoShmoe ,

NASA wanted to shoot astronauts into space? Like going from 0 to 800+ mph in an instant type of shoot?

JoShmoe ,

The M is for Machine.

Prototype Water Cannon - CZ Tarantule (1990s) ( lemmy.world )

CZ Tarantule was supposed to be used in cases where explosives couldn’t be used due to a high risk of collateral damage. The Tarantule uses a modified .50 caliber blank round loaded from the breech of the 18mm caliber smoothbore barrel to propel the 70ml of water which is poured down the muzzle and sealed in the bore via a...

JoShmoe ,

That’s a little more than 8.25 million inches a minute.

JoShmoe ,

cute snowy fluffball

JoShmoe ,

Cat: I’ll be eating all these and shitting myself to death in that chair while you’re balls deep in the mrs. just fyi.

JoShmoe ,

bro likes auroras

JoShmoe ,

This is too pure to be real. Is that boeing?

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