jjjalljs ,

I do it to the subway doors sometimes. At least once it made someone laugh pretty hard, which was nice.

wildcardology ,
Donjuanme ,

My old town had stop lights that were timed nearly perfectly if you went the speed limit. Only exception was when they were resetting from an emergency vehicle passing (or pedestrian).

I would wave my hand and mutter some Jedi stuff at it and it would change. People still gunned it from one light to get stopped at the next...

Ensign_Crab ,

And at stoplights, yes.

"You will turn green"

turns green

"Yeah, I'm a fuckin' Jedi."

"No you're not. You just watched the light on the cross street."

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Psych ,

Hey man sorry to ask you this but can you put a good word in for me with your dad ?

Shardikprime ,

I make Sith force gestures

CPMSP ,

You mean other people don't?!?

AlecSadler ,

I'm a below average height male and on periodic occasion I don't trigger the motion sensing ones and it's awkward. Now I typically always just raise my arm and wave instinctively. Not quite jedi gestures, but eh.

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

Considering my history with doors, yes I have tried that, along with the Thanos snap and getting in trouble for trying the kamehameha on a school bully.

radicalautonomy ,
beefbaby182 ,
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I just thought everybody did this...

AlbertSpangler ,

Lift / elevator doors. Often small single finger swipes so others don't notice.

lurch ,

I'm more of a toaster magician 😅

thenextguy ,

I snap my fingers as I approach red traffic lights and my confirmation bias is off the charts.

beefbaby182 ,
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If you're driving at night, you gotta flash them brights.

spittingimage ,
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I used to, but my timing was so bad it was just embarrassing.

AlbertSpangler ,

Slow down a bit, like you're trying but it's heavier than you thought and you're kinda struggling with it

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