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surewhynotlem , in [FAKE] Checkmate!

So you guys Photoshop his face smaller on these?

chemical_cutthroat ,
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No, it's just that tiny.

EdibleFriend ,
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His face gets smaller each time a liberal turns gay.

surewhynotlem ,

For the sake of continuing the joke, I'll slob your knob.

EdibleFriend ,
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Oh no ive caught the gay.

AVincentInSpace Mod , in [FAKE] Clearly biased!

It always kinda startles me that his face really is that small

also mod privileges pls?

Bassman1805 ,

Somewhere, there's a website that shows a series of Charlie Kirk photos, and you need to guess whether his face had been digitally shrunken or that's just how it actually is.

It's really hard, lol

0110010001100010 ,
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There is also this, but I'm not convinced that 100% is actually accurate: https://blovish.github.io/kirkslider/

TheDoozer ,

Oh, wow, he starts looking like a normal human around 110%. Going back after that makes it way more uncomfortable.

supergrizzlybear , in [FAKE] Checkmate!
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Lil' bits
carl_dungeon , in [FAKE] Clearly biased!

I love how this is supposed to be a gotcha when in fact, it clearly illustrates the point that the hard right GOP is a cesspool of misinformation, disinformation, propaganda, superstition, and Facebook posts.

It’s like there’s one group that just wants to make everything a shitty corporate owned authoritarian theocracy, then there there’s literally everyone else.

damnthefilibuster , in [FAKE] Checkmate!

Does he actually look like that or is the face photoshopped?

Carvex , in [FAKE] Checkmate!

Some say the Grinches face shrunk 10 sizes that day.

grue , in [FAKE] Clearly biased!

Is this real?

Maven OP Mod ,
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No. This whole community is dedicated to fake turning point USA quotes

BrerChicken , in [FAKE] Trans men are NOT women!

Right! They're men just like cis men!

SkyezOpen , in [FAKE] Clearly biased!

Nice, one of my favorite subs recreated. I have some oc I'll have to dig up.

proper , in This tweet actually happened.
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is that the poo lady?

Beefytootz ,

Yep, apparently shit falls from both ends on that one

captainlezbian ,

Yeah, though somehow not the most cringe thing she did at college

Buddahriffic ,

I'm either out of the loop or need more context to make the connection. What?

SkyezOpen ,

There's a picture of a girl with a similar build and hair as Kaitlyn. This girl is passed out face down with an enormous pile of shit resting on her thighs. While I can't say for certain it is her in that picture, someone once asked her if she shit herself at a frat party and her response was "why are you talking about that?"

Beefytootz ,

To add on to the other part, cringe things she's done on college campuses, she routinely goes back to try and debate with college kids about politics using all sorts of weird false dichotomies and shit. She usually gets out debated by the kids she's bothering. She's a crazed religious zealot and a bat shit libertarian fundamentalist.

CosmicTurtle ,

So she, a college graduate (I assume; I'm far too lazy to look it up) goes back to college to debate people who aren't as educated as her.

Like Crowder.

I mean....talk about shooting fish in a barrel.

agent_flounder ,
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May I draw your attention to this:

She usually gets out debated by the kids she's bothering.

CosmicTurtle ,

That's what I'm saying. She's punching down and she's still getting her ass beat.

SkyezOpen ,

Her issue is she has no idea how to bait people into becoming the screaming feminist meme. She just went around campus asking what people thought about trans people in bathrooms. Absolutely nobody gave a shit, and she just does the "oh really? That's fine with you? OK" thing as if she's proving how degenerate they are. I can only assume that's what she thought, because she posted that video herself, and it truly comes off as her being obnoxious and absolutely nobody taking the bait.

In another video she says everyone at a pride parade is a groomer while trying to attend said parade. I say trying because she was denied access.

Luckily liberty hangout, the monarchist group she's in, has fallen off and I haven't heard much from them lately.

pete_the_cat ,

I knew I knew that name for a reason. She shit herself at a party.

feedum_sneedson ,

Yeah, who hasn't.

chemical_cutthroat , in This tweet actually happened.
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If only they would exercise their right to remain silent more often...

Riccosuave ,
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And to not self-incriminate...

takeda , in This tweet actually happened.

I don't think I saw anyone that was putting more emotion into voting than MAGA.

saltesc ,

If the Jan 6 crew are anything to go by, a bunch of MAGA didn't vote.

RealFknNito ,
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Cmon you gotta stop the invasion at the border, and stop the dems from stealing your guns, and end baby murder in the womb.

No fucking self reflection with these people.

Everythingispenguins ,

New slogan "Keep murder out of the womb and in the streets where it belongs"

Boozilla , in This tweet actually happened.
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She's like a character from the latest season of Fargo.

Rottcodd , in This tweet actually happened.

Probably the weirdest thing about modern American politics, to me, is the fact that the myth that left-wingers favor government intervention and right-wingers favor individual liberty still holds, when it's so bludgeoningly obvious that the opposite is in fact true.

At this point, it's pretty much just a given if you read an article about some government banning something - denying some right or another - that it's the right that's doing it. That's become their response to everything - whatever it is, we need to ban it. We need to get the government to interfere in everything, all the time.

Yet somehow, dunderheads continue to hold to this brazenly inaccurate myth that the left is the big government side and the right is the individual liberty side.

It's just weird to me, and not weird in a scoffing, cynicsl way - weird in an entirely alien, this doesn't even begin to even make sense way. It's as if right-wingers are running around, alternately billing themselves as the "don't get punched in the mouth" party and punching themselves in the mouth.

"See?! [Punch] If you vote for us [Punch] you won't get punched! [Punch] We're the party [Punch] that takes a stand against [Punch] punching! [Punch]."

superduperenigma ,

Left-wingers generally want government intervention that applies to corporations and the wealthy, usually tax stuff to help fund social programs and regulations to keep people safe etc. Right-wingers generally want government intervention that applies to individuals, usually regarding stuff that does not actually affect them at all but they don't like it so they want the government to force people to stop doing such things.

rickdg , in This tweet actually happened.
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You’re free to stay home shooting beer bottles and not vote, lady.

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