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CM400 , in I did NAHT!

Face too big.

MrJameGumb , in I did NAHT!
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YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!!

Ragdoll_X OP , in Quote by one of the greatest minds of our time professor Portan Jeterson
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Jordan blocked me so I can't see his tweets anymore, but I can't help but wonder if he's still posting insane shit every 2 minutes like he was around 2022-2023.

44razorsedge , in Stuck
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Switch the vacuum from "SUCK" to "BLOW". Or use the corkscrew. No, definitely use the corkscrew.

BeMoreCareful , in Stuck

Perhaps a corkscrew inserted into the tip of the hotdog?

RampantParanoia2365 , in Stuck

Broomstick.

SkyezOpen ,

Does anyone know how to get a broomstick out of an anus? Asking for a tiny faced friend.

Inucune , in Stuck

You shove a knife in it, twist, and cut it out in chunks.

lemmefixdat4u ,

Ah, the Bobbitt technique!

(Does he really expect us to believe there was a hot dog under the sofa?)

Delusional , in Stuck

Well he should've purchased a Carber hotdog vacuum.

Splatterphace , in [FAKE] Take that one Liberals!
runswithjedi , in Hmmm Curious...

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  • Maalus ,

    The fallacy is called "it's a meme dude"

    Dieterlan ,

    So, I looked through the fallacies on this page: https://iep.utm.edu/fallacy/
    I couldn't find any that exactly matched what you're talking about (Your participation in the system implies your assent to the system) but I did find Tu Quoque (Your argument is invalid because you do the thing you're arguing against), which is pretty close
    (Edit: your to you're)

    macarthur_park ,

    Possibly a non-sequitor fallacy?

    A non sequitur fallacy is a statement or conclusion that does not follow logically from what preceded it. Non sequiturs can be responses that have nothing to do with the conversation or flawed conclusions “based” on what preceded them.

    Grass , in Riddle me this!

    Is this the guy that someone out on a website where you can move the slider to change the size of his face, but the correct size is the one that looks the most wrong?

    Maven OP Mod ,
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    Yep!!

    synapse1278 ,
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    moistclump ,

    I keep landing on 107% as the size that looks right to me.

    Grass ,

    I feel like 103 or 104 looks the most like a real person but his facial features seem so inherently wrong regardless. The idea of getting uncanny valley feelings from a real person is so weird.

    DogPeePoo , in Riddle me this!

    🎵 The incredible shrinking faaaaace

    🎵 It gets smaller every daaaaaay

    SpaceNoodle , in Riddle me this!

    Why is his face so big?

    HoustonHenry ,

    ...yet so small 🤨

    A_Very_Big_Fan ,

    Yeah I like the small face version better

    SpaceNoodle ,

    I think they made his face bigger in this one

    MossyFeathers , in Riddle me this!

    Why is his face so small? Every time I see him I can't believe how small his face is.

    arken ,

    Isn't this one of these memes where they edited the photo and shrunk his face?

    Edit: hmm, perhaps it isn't. So hard to tell

    Cornpop ,

    Lmfao the ambiguity of this meme is so funny, I never know if it’s shopped or not.

    TheBat , in Ben Shapiro fact check!
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    Let's say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, I was to take some shoes from a random member of congress, let's say, for an arbitrary example, AOC. And let's suppose I stole AOC’s shoes which, hypothetically would contain trace amounts of her DNA that would allow me to, hypothetically, create a tomboy clone of her that, hypothetically, would belittle and humiliate me and...

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