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Splatterphace , in [FAKE] Take that one Liberals!
Delusional , in Stuck

Well he should've purchased a Carber hotdog vacuum.

Inucune , in Stuck

You shove a knife in it, twist, and cut it out in chunks.

lemmefixdat4u ,

Ah, the Bobbitt technique!

(Does he really expect us to believe there was a hot dog under the sofa?)

RampantParanoia2365 , in Stuck

Broomstick.

SkyezOpen ,

Does anyone know how to get a broomstick out of an anus? Asking for a tiny faced friend.

BeMoreCareful , in Stuck

Perhaps a corkscrew inserted into the tip of the hotdog?

44razorsedge , in Stuck
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Switch the vacuum from "SUCK" to "BLOW". Or use the corkscrew. No, definitely use the corkscrew.

Ragdoll_X OP , in Quote by one of the greatest minds of our time professor Portan Jeterson
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

Jordan blocked me so I can't see his tweets anymore, but I can't help but wonder if he's still posting insane shit every 2 minutes like he was around 2022-2023.

MrJameGumb , in I did NAHT!
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!!

CM400 , in I did NAHT!

Face too big.

Zachariah , in [FAKE] Benny 😍😍😍
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

Or is it a reenactment?

Lemminary , in [FAKE] Benny 😍😍😍

Step brother Ben, what are you doing? That's my male underwear!

JackGreenEarth , in [FAKE] Benny 😍😍😍
@JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee avatar

That's satire, right?

teamevil , in [FAKE] Benny 😍😍😍

I mean he's gross and his sister is probably terrible but she's absolutely stacked.

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