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Betch , in This tweet actually happened.
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Heyyy it's Poopy Pants Bennett. Totally forgot about that thing.

Dkarma ,

"both ends" Bennett? Cuz that's where the shit comes from all the time, yep

meathorse , in This tweet actually happened.

If someone is too "emotional", I'd much rather restrict their access to firearms than voting!

legion , in This tweet actually happened.
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"Women are too emotional to vote, they should only have firearms instead" is parody material.

RealFknNito ,
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Nothing bad has ever happened when emotions and firearms combine.

cultsuperstar ,

It's right up there with the GOP forcing kids to have babies but don't want to lower the voting age to 16 because "they're too immature".

Everythingispenguins ,

Well let's just take this to the logical extreme. Then women shouldn't have twitter or shoes. Keep that thinking in the kitchen.

PoliticalAgitator ,

If they were able to think, they wouldn't be staunch conservatives.

Clent ,

It's called second-order thinking. Most of them don't have it. They are slowly replacing any of their leaders that can do it.

LEDZeppelin , in This tweet actually happened.

Her opinion is as shitty as her political ideology.

SoleInvictus OP Mod ,
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Which is just as shitty as her pants.

RealFknNito ,
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Good thing she wore the brown ones.

paddirn , in This tweet actually happened.

Ahhh yes, because the people that are liable to take away women's right to vote is surely going to continue to allow them to own firearms.

PunnyName , in [REAL] The dumbest conspiracy of 2024 (so far)

That second one sounds like stochastic terrorism to me.

Maven OP Mod ,
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Facists and terrorism. Name a more iconic duo!

AllonzeeLV , in [REAL] The dumbest conspiracy of 2024 (so far)

I'm just curious as to what was going through their head when they put "endorses" in quotes.

Like, will she be claiming to endorse Biden but really she's really hypnotizing the audience with her mind powers?

ThrowawayInTheYear23 ,
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I’m just curious as to what was going through their head when they put “endorses” in quotes.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8af75539-e878-487b-a33c-ea42ead9df4b.webm

ChicoSuave ,

The right can't imagine others not doing what a popular figure says because they only do what their popular figures say.

TootSweet , in [REAL] The dumbest conspiracy of 2024 (so far)

Sportsball is serious stuff to right-wingers, apparently.

surewhynotlem ,

It's a socially acceptable way to watch big sweaty burly dudes in tight pants while still claiming to be straight.

DigitalTraveler42 , in [REAL] The dumbest conspiracy of 2024 (so far)

"99% of Americans will be 49ers fans"

As if conservatards are more than 40% of the country, lol.

Also there's going to be some really conflicted lifelong Chiefs fans, but also why would the Right wingers want Liberal California/SanFran winning a Superbowl? Do they want to make Nancy Pelosi happy with a Superbowl win? lol

superduperenigma , in [REAL] The dumbest conspiracy of 2024 (so far)

I don't understand why they think that KC needs to win the Superbowl as a prerequisite for Taylor Swift endorsing a candidate. She has a massive platform that's completely independent of how well her boyfriend's career is going that week.

Zoomboingding ,
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Republicans operate under a "might makes right" mentality. So unless their team wins, it's not worth respecting their opinions.

Anticorp ,

This is actually the best and most plausible explanation I've seen so far.

Coreidan , in [REAL] The dumbest conspiracy of 2024 (so far)

My theory is this whole “conspiracy” talk lunacy has been drummed up to distract people from the true atrocities going on in the world.

There are better conspiracies to spend your time on.

This is just plain stupid and a waste of time.

SoleInvictus Mod , in [META] Discussing Rules and Standards
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I agree all around. Good write up!

BobaFuttbucker , in This tweet actually happened.

Maybe don’t listen to someone that shits themselves at parties

Feathercrown , in This tweet actually happened.

How do these cartoonishly stupid people live like this?

SoleInvictus OP Mod ,
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I think it's brainwashing for some and grifting for others.

AVincentInSpace Mod , in This tweet actually happened.

this is real I genuinely cannot even

SoleInvictus OP Mod ,
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Unfortunately that link has been rate limited to death, so I can't view anything.

AVincentInSpace Mod ,

Yeah every Nitter instance is kinda slammed rn. Twitter is not a huge fan of people scraping their site. Try this one

SoleInvictus OP Mod ,
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Thanks! God DAMN that is source of pure, concentrated stupid, plus a healthy dollop of "aged like milk". My favorite for the latter is the woman bragging about supporting Brexit. Four years later, they look even stupider than ever.

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