blazeknave ,

Does this make sense bc my neurodivergent brain, or bc science?

oo1 ,

Gravity makes balls.
If you had enough soup it'd conform to the shape of earth.

Noah's ark myth actually originated from stories about a giant prehistoric crouton.

PyroNeurosis ,

Fuck the shapes system! Use zip-locs.

filcuk ,

Are you Canadian?

boatsnhos931 ,

I freeze my soup in ice cube trays then pop em out and wrap in Saran wrap

CptEnder ,

Oh shit, what was casting like for Silence of the Lambs??

boatsnhos931 ,

Like a liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

TseseJuer ,

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  • DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Seems a little aggressive

    TseseJuer ,

    just aggressive enough

    boatsnhos931 ,

    I'm starting to think you might want to touch it, go on girl.. don't be shy..it might be a snake but it won't bite...hard... 🤣

    boatsnhos931 ,
    Sam_Bass ,

    And if you put it in a thermos?

    brown567 ,

    Round ✅

    Kolanaki ,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Square bowl makes it easier to drink straight from the bowl without spilling.

    Thermite ,

    Heathen

    Honytawk ,

    *efficient heathen

    rickyrigatoni ,
    @rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee avatar

    No it doesn't. Stop spreading misinformation :(

    lseif ,

    op has never frozen soup in an icecream container. it saves room!!

    AeonFelis ,

    Correct. Soup has a shape. It can't just morph into the shape whatever container it finds itself in. It's not a cat.

    nifty ,
    @nifty@lemmy.world avatar

    Inb4 Google AI says cats are amorphous

    Shardikprime ,
    HEXN3T ,
    @HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    No. Square container is better because the edges of the container perfectly fit as a lid, letting me easily drop a frozen serving of soup in.

    turbowafflz ,

    I have read this over and over again and I cannot figure out what it means but I really want to know now

    HEXN3T ,
    @HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Okay, step by step.

    I have a small pot that I use pretty frequently for soup. For context, I eat homemade meals almost exclusively. I freeze them in tupperware, because I make huge pots of soup, I mean, just absolutely massive. Obviously, when a liquid is frozen, it expands. Thus, it forms a vacuum in the container. Run under hot water, it loosens a little, but it gets stuck in there sometimes.

    Now, the slightly annoying part. Sometimes, the container overflows. It's hard to fill a bunch equally, without waste, and account for the "new and improved" containers that get made every two weeks so they're all different sizes and volume. Again, water expands when frozen, so the fill line is unreliable. It gets the lid stuck, but, more importantly, leaves no gap between the lip of the container and the frozen broth. I usually press on the bottom of the containers to get rid of that vacuum, but the missing gap means I'm just pressing on a block of ice.

    Imagine my surprise when I realised my square containers just perfectly sat on top of the pot when turned upside down, like a lid. Now, overfilling doesn't matter. I can just press, and it drops out, without fail. I sometimes don't even need hot water. It filled my autism-riddled brain with joy to discover this!

    bitchkat ,

    Wouldn't soup just leak all over the place if you put it on a square? A cube would be better.

    jettrscga ,

    As a liquid, soup conforms to any dimensional space it's put in.

    (Suck on this knowledge, Google AI)

    misterundercoat ,

    I have thus unlocked infinite soup storage by simply storing it in a one-dimensional point. Campbell's will pay me millions, assuming that we can figure out how to store a point with infinite mass.

    crazybrain ,
    @crazybrain@lemmy.spacestation14.com avatar

    What about the black hole you just created out of infinitely dense soup?

    misterundercoat ,

    Free croutons

    Honytawk ,

    The problem is getting it back out

    Zink ,

    Wow, that is a very correct and helpful answer!

    bitchkat ,

    A square is 2d and thus has no sides. The soup will just flow wherever.

    CascadianGiraffe ,

    Soup everywhere.

    blazeknave ,

    So how do we push it through time?

    Jax ,

    Yes, which is why they used the word in.

    bitchkat ,

    How do you put something in a 2 dimensional space? A square has no height.

    Daxtron2 ,
    if(player1.x < player2.x + player2.width &&
        player1.x + player1.width > player2.x &&
        player1.y < player2.y + player2.height &&
        player1.y + player1.height > player2.y)
    {
        //collision
    }
    
    GreatDong3000 ,

    Only if you pour too much, I had success with a single drop

    Grass ,
    VieuxQueb ,
    @VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

    Food grade forever chemicals! 😂

    odelik ,

    Stasher silicone storage bags (which these appear to be, or at least their non-NA counterpart brand) are PFAS and PFC free.

    brbposting ,

    Is that all that is being found in our bloodstreams and balls? Kinda thought it was just all dangerous but haven’t looked into it

    flying_sheep ,

    But my Buldak ramen brick fits perfectly into my square glass Tupperware.

    Explain that, science.

    Mwallerby ,

    I'm in love with the shape of soup

    Zachariah ,
    @Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

    Directed by Guillermo del Toro?

    zalgotext ,

    Performed by Ed Sheeran

    9point6 ,

    Why is there not more triangular tupperware?

    You get the ultimate free spout unlike the abject compromise that is the corner of square tupperware and you get far more options for tessellation when storing items in the fridge or freezer.

    Zachariah ,
    @Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar
    brbposting ,

    Is that actually from The Office?

    edgemaster72 ,
    @edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar
    techt ,

    Considering freezer storage tessellation as a deciding factor in your storage container shapes feels like putting theory way ahead of practice. But I still want them.

    brbposting ,

    Big Container only wants you to buy it triangular for pie

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/b42b293b-dd0f-45ee-9659-4c42e9987276.webp

    Essentially no glass options

    brbposting ,
    AFKBRBChocolate ,

    I think there's actual logic here. If you're storing a liquid, you're probably going to be getting it out with a big spoon, so the round sides make that easier than flat sides and corners. If you're storing something like lasagna, you're probably cutting servings into squares/rectangles, so the flat sides make more sense.

    YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

    As someone who cooks large batches of food to freeze, the problem with round is that it wastes tons of space in the freezer. I just use scores of rectangular cubes and my freezer is completely full.

    xkbx ,

    Why not just fix it with a round freezer

    katharta ,

    But now my round freezer is wasting space in my square room...

    Welp, time for a new house I guess.

    A_Very_Big_Fan ,

    She's a circle girl living in a square world 😞

    blanketswithsmallpox ,

    Oh no there's still tons of wasted space on my circular house filled with circle freezers!

    What if we made hexagon house and freezers!?

    Zorque ,

    Well, now you're a bee.

    blanketswithsmallpox ,

    I'd like to be a trbee.

    Zachariah ,
    @Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

    Hexagons are the bestagons!

    Teodomo ,

    That's always the trade-off. Square ones fit better. Round ones are easier to wash (the corners non-round ones are slightly annoying to deal with depending on what was on the tupper)

    Neato ,
    @Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

    If you're storing a lot of liquid you'll probably want to pour it out later. In that case square is better as the corners will provide a bit of spout action.

    variants ,

    Just use your soup straw

    9point6 ,

    Your....what?

    dojan ,
    @dojan@lemmy.world avatar

    Proboscis!

    9point6 ,

    I'm neither pro or against boscis

    5wim ,

    Ambivoscis

    Shardikprime ,

    The extractor shute

    AFKBRBChocolate ,

    I suppose it depends on how liquid your soup is. Mine usually has enough matter in it to make pouring difficult.

    I_Fart_Glitter ,

    This ladle is reinforced silicone in the back half of the scoop, and soft, flexible silicone on the front half, so you can scoop into corners easily. It's very nice, even for cylindrical containers because there is still a corner where the wall meets the bottom.

    https://gir.co/products/ladle

    brbposting ,

    As god emperor my first decree would be the elimination of all other sizes and names thereof

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/00f690b2-6f79-410a-bff4-4fe60cdbfdde.webp

    CascadianGiraffe ,

    Well I certainly will be calling the big ladle "ULTIMATE" from now on, so thank you for that.

    brbposting ,

    hat tip

    SomethingBurger ,
    @SomethingBurger@jlai.lu avatar

    Use square spoons smh my head

    brbposting ,
    brbposting ,
    Shardikprime ,

    My spoon is too big

    nonfuinoncuro ,

    my anus is bleeding

    Shardikprime ,

    Prolapse? Again?

    synae ,
    @synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    I am a banana

    MrBusiness ,

    Yay! Hooray!

    Kusimulkku ,

    I'll just pour it out

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