misterundercoat

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misterundercoat ,

Followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.

misterundercoat ,

"You'll be shot for this!"

"Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed put before."

"Until we meet again!" deploys golden parachute

A Final Fantasy Tactics Remaster Is Confirmed And In Development | Retro Gaming News 24/7 ( www.retronews.com )

Bloomberg journalist Jason Schreier has confirmed that a Final Fantasy Tactics remaster is indeed in development. This confirmation comes after speculation surrounding the credibility of frequent Atlus news leaker Midori, who recently admitted to adopting an online persona....

misterundercoat ,

You're out! Finished, expelled! I want you off this SSD at 9 o'clock Monday morning!

misterundercoat ,

I have thus unlocked infinite soup storage by simply storing it in a one-dimensional point. Campbell's will pay me millions, assuming that we can figure out how to store a point with infinite mass.

misterundercoat ,

Free croutons

misterundercoat ,

100 push-ups

100 sit-ups

100 squats

10km run

misterundercoat ,

Haha get removed lemmy.ml removedes go removed on a bag of removed you removed half-removed removed

misterundercoat ,

You gotta look for the litte marks that form on the ground, then you dig it up and sell it to the owl that lives in the museum.

misterundercoat ,

And his agent was all like "why did you do that, Hugh! You know I hate money!"

misterundercoat ,

Dude I saw star trek generations it was just this silly little rocket and it only took 10 seconds to reach the sun

misterundercoat ,

Yeah but Biden is a disappointing centrist, so clearly I don't know how choose between him and an authoritarian dictator.

misterundercoat ,

He was flattened, but since his skin is made stitched-together whoopee cushions, he sprang back into shape as the gas built up.

misterundercoat ,

It's not my fault! My wife keeps accepting these bribes. And then I gotta go along on all these vacations, otherwise it'll go to waste.

misterundercoat ,

Rocket jump up there and disrupt them, that's your job as a soldier

misterundercoat ,

140

You mean km/hr, right?

...

Km/hr, right?

misterundercoat ,

In an odd coincidence, the real killer reportedly died at the exact same time.

misterundercoat ,

Leaving politics out of this, why use screenshots from two different scenes, when there's a perfectly good shot from the same scene you could have used?

misterundercoat ,

The man then reportedly made a motion like he was throwing a ball, which resulted in Mike Johnson excitedly running in the direction where the ball was apparently thrown. However, the man kept the ball hidden in his hand the whole time, a fact which did not dampen Mike Johnson's excitement when the man eventually revealed the ball.

misterundercoat ,

I only eat wheat discs with geometric reservoir dimples.

misterundercoat ,

Escher did it without getting the camera in the frame. Get on his level.

misterundercoat ,

Might want to check if this guy has stock in Nord VPN

misterundercoat ,

The only way to stop a bad gun with a gun is a good gun with a gun.

misterundercoat ,

And then there's me who dresses like this every day, but my lawn is shit.

misterundercoat ,

You can't tell me that some medieval jerks never launched a pig with a catapult back in the day.

Biden Announces He’s Reheating Chili If Anyone’s Interested ( www.theonion.com )

WASHINGTON—Stating that it was as easy to prepare 330 million helpings as one, President Joe Biden announced Thursday that he was reheating chili if anyone was interested. “I’m going to pop some chili into the microwave in a minute or so if anyone wants some,” said Biden, who raised his eyebrows as he gestured...

misterundercoat ,

When asked about his family recipe, Biden stated that the secret is to undercook the onions.

misterundercoat ,

I had a similar experience with the Tulsa race massacre, which I first learned of in the HBO Watchmen TV show. At first I thought it was just part of the alternate reality timeline of the show.

misterundercoat ,

Cold snap? Thanks for reminding me that I need to have the staff prepare Mr. Cruz's usual suite. He gets cranky if he has to wait too long in the executive lounge, despite free margaritas and a breathtaking view of the Carribean.

Inmate's organs, including brain, missing from decomposing body; second case in last month ( abc3340.com )

ABC 33/40 News has obtained court documents revealing another case of a deceased Alabama inmate's body found missing organs. The body of Charles Edward Singleton was returned to his family missing all organs including his brain.

misterundercoat ,

So it's Squid Game without the cash prize, got it.

misterundercoat ,

Sorry, kid. The game was rigged from the start.

Danica Roem becomes Virginia’s first openly transgender state senator ( thehill.com )

Virginia Democrat Danica Roem was projected to win her election Tuesday, according to Decision Desk HQ, becoming the commonwealth’s first openly transgender state senator and the first out transgender person elected to a state Senate anywhere in the South....

misterundercoat ,

You are in this legislature, but we do not grant you the rank of human.

X runs ‘timeline takeover’ ad promoting anti-trans film ( techcrunch.com )

Thursday on X (Twitter), all users saw the same pinned topic under the “What’s happening?” sidebar. As part of a “timeline takeover” — which gives advertisers “priority access to logged-in users’ first impression of the day” — conservative media nonprofit PragerU is promoting the hashtag “#DETRANS” to...

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Despite pushback from some users

Well there's your problem. You're still using the fascist platform.

Any active user who "pushes back" in an attempt to "fix" the fascist platform is either delusional or being disingenuous. There's no fixing it, guys. Just walk away.

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