brown567

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brown567 ,

Misinformation makes the flying spaghetti monster sad

brown567 ,

Best I could find, it might have to do with how difficult they are to pin in an insect collection

Apparently you need a drill to get through the shell XD

brown567 ,

My state has voted Republican every election since 1968, with a true majority all but twice. So I can actually vote for whoever I like and it won't make a lick of difference.

Isn't the electoral college great?

brown567 ,

NOBODY WANTS TO LABOR!!! That's why you gotta pay people to do it

brown567 ,

Round ✅

brown567 ,

Ah, so it WAS a rigged trial... And yet he still managed to lose. Just like the election!

brown567 ,

Tendril vines for sure

brown567 ,

I played a Duergar named Ivnier West who had an Australian accent and referred to the underdark as "down undah"

The anagram isn't as obvious as his prototype name: Eve Stirwin

brown567 ,

In my homebrew world, elves have a different skin pigment that reflects UV light (whereas melanin absorbs it). Lower amounts of pigmentation mean darker skin, and more means whiter skin

Because of this, deep elves aren't as dark skinned as some humans, with the darkest being an ashy charcoal gray, but desert elves develop extremely white skin with almost no translucence

brown567 ,

youtu.be/T8GSDP8A5yM

brown567 ,

Would probably still be viable for transplant?

brown567 ,

This is fascinating! Both of them accelerate toward the earth at the same rate, but because of the bowling ball's greater mass, the EARTH accelerates faster toward the bowling ball than it does toward the feather, so it's imperceptibly faster XD

brown567 ,

Orphan crushing machine go brrrrr

brown567 ,

Dangit, she dropped her fan =(

brown567 ,

The compression artifacts (from converting B/W line art to jpg) being printed on the page have given me a new pet peeve

brown567 ,

I love it!

brown567 ,

Air deployed Burger King

brown567 ,

My favorite part is how you can't opt out of these guys: https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f56edbf2-3098-46d3-9b4e-4a8b6b123627.jpeg

brown567 ,

Larry and Bob in Veggie Tales

brown567 ,

They prolly shaved

brown567 ,

Fluff!

brown567 ,

I mean, yeah

The electrostatic force is why the ocean stays on the outside of the ball instead of the whole thing being consolidated into a black hole

brown567 ,

Can we maybe stop making these? XD

brown567 ,

It really does! It's not even the same if it's on a different website!

brown567 ,

But no one asks "How Are American?" 😔

brown567 ,

Peter Griffin from Family Guy saying "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension"

brown567 ,

My wife and I like to call him "the oompa loompa of crime"

"Crimes oompa loompa" for short

brown567 ,

I was about to say, it's already captioned

brown567 ,

I love this creature! Ever since I read that article, it's been hard not to bring it up in completely inappropriate conversations!

brown567 ,

I think about this whenever I see legislative efforts to "prevent disinformation" XD

I hate disinformation as much as the next guy, but we gotta be careful who we give charte blanche to censor information XD

brown567 ,

Is this Loss?

brown567 ,

That's the fluffiest featherduster I've ever seen! 😍

brown567 ,

I'm either Prairie Potholes or Playa, my wife is definitely Bog =)

brown567 , (edited )

My in-laws have a car named Miles Meowles! (sounds like Morales 😄)

Edit: cat, not car XD

brown567 ,
  1. Thanks for the wonderful little rhyme
  2. Thanks for helping me realize my typo XD
brown567 ,

They look just like my boys!

One of whom just shat in my room (pray for me)

brown567 ,

Wouldn't the first one be changed to sosd then? XD

brown567 ,

I'm shocked that wasn't an option

brown567 ,

The lady from Wreck-it Ralph has a big gun

brown567 ,

As bug in rug 😤

brown567 ,

The map looks correct at first glance, but he's added another 14 states by drawing the borders wrong XD

brown567 ,

Some even balance your humours with complementary bloodletting!

brown567 ,

My moral compass is calibrated to "Mad Scientist"

Evil Minion is a pretty good entry-level for that position

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