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thanks_shakey_snake , in Thanks, now I'm blind!

Almost every Tesla I pass at night has the headlights set to "sunburn." I dunno if it's the nature of the hardware, some kind of over-zealous automatic adjustment, or if Tesla drivers are just like that.

ramenshaman ,

Teslas have a thing that automatically turns off the high beams when it sees another car driving towards it. Does it work all the time? Idk.

stankmut ,

It does have that feature, but it's worse than just leaving the high beams on. It uses the cameras to try to detect cars. It detects cars way later than my old Mazda used to and then right as the car gets close to passing you, the camera loses sight of it and flips the high beams back on. Looks like you are trying to intentionally blind people.

stankmut ,

The Tesla cruise control feature turns the 'auto' high beams on every time you activate it and the feature is really poorly implemented. The camera it uses to detect other cars will loses sight of you when you get close and it'll flip the highbeams on in your face.

Toneswirly , in Got any grapes?

Lol yeah 35k to sign your life away to the government. Ill just smoke weed in my duck costume thank you very much.

Serinus ,

You're the one firing missiles at ships in the Red Sea?

drahardja , in Thanks, now I'm blind!

I live in the SF Bay Area and about 20% of cars are driven with their high beams on all the time. The drivers just click that stalk and leave it there no matter what. It’s an epidemic.

DarkGamer , in Got any grapes?

35k in 2022 is not a living wage.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

It's not the wage. It's an enlistment bonus for shipping out to basic within a short time frame of enlisting. Meant to help fill vacancies in the Army.

knobbysideup ,
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Not to mention clothing, housing, food are all taken care of too. Not to mention perks of military base discounts and programs.

themeatbridge ,

Plus, you abandon all bodily autonomy and you might be wounded or killed.

Gigan ,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

you might be wounded or killed.

This is not unique to the military, a lot of jobs are dangerous.

themeatbridge ,

Sure. I work from home, so my risk is slightly lower, though.

ours ,

Harder to get PTSD at home.

NocturnalMorning ,

Nobody wants to join the military because people are tired of going to fight strangers in foreign countries they have no beef with. We're figuring out that our military is actually more of a terrorist organization with veto power in NATO.

Plus you know, people are worried about the impending climate crisis and the future water wars more than the geopolitical dick swinging the military is used to enforce.

thedirtyknapkin ,

plus all we ever hear about from vets is how this country refuses to take care of them... the abysmal state of veteran care in this country has broken the line in many traditionally long running military families. like, if big papa breadwinner of the traditional southern family comes back broken and unable to work that family just ends up on the street. that alone breaks that chain of what may have been 10 generations of military men. now think of every less extreme scenario and how common they are and how they affects the minds of those children that may have previously been gung-ho to sign up.

veterans these days have little pride over what they accomplished or failed to accomplish, the war stories are hard to make glorious sounding, they all have some severe medical issue caused by the military that the military refuses to acknowledge and/or help them with, so very many homeless veterans...

I'm not at all pro military, but even I can see how ridiculously fucked it is that a man can sign his life away to fight for a county and for that county to not even have the decency to pick him up out of the fucking dirt after...

mojofrododojo ,

veterans these days have little pride over what they accomplished or failed to accomplish, the war stories are hard to make glorious sounding, they all have some severe medical issue caused by the military that the military refuses to acknowledge and/or help them with, so very many homeless veterans…

I don't disagree with your conclusion but fyi - korean vietnam and 80s conflicts vets very rarely have gung-ho battle glory stories to sell. they experienced as much trauma as iraq/afghanistan vets, there's not a lot of glory to go around. the familial tradition of service is being broken, but the service is also trying to diversify and get away from being 80%+ legacy/ mil family tradition we had in the 90s.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Meant to help fill vacancies in the Army.

I thought it was to help boost sales of Dodge vehicles

Buelldozer ,
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It is when you are in the military and housing, food, and healthcare are paid for. At that point all you REALLY need the 35K for is to buy a V6 Camaro (or Mustang).

mojofrododojo ,

bah, someone hasn't been on post in the last decade... it's all about 'dem chargers now. fucking chargers, as far as the eye can see..... oh look, there's one getting repo'd now, to later be resold to some e3 on a ridiculous loan! the majesty of nature!

Facebones ,

I remember my base tours where they desperately try to accentuate the "for sale" lot your fancy car will inevitably be on in 6 months, unsurprisingly it deterred approx nobody.

Artyom ,

Well private annual salary is actually $23,011 according to goarmy.com. Idk where the 35k is from, might include a signing bonus or something.

Son_of_dad , in Look who's back in style!

Every time I think "hey I wanna watch that one movie again" it's never on any of the streaming services I pay for. Even old ass movies like the godfather are missing and I'm asked to instead rent them. Fuck you, where's my pirate flag??

flicker ,

And since they move services so damn often it's almost impossible to find an up-to-date list telling you where you can go to watch something!

It took me 5 minutes to finally track down The Perfect Host. And it's "available to rent" on Amazon? Fuck that entirely!

TaintPuncher ,

I recommend the app “Just Watch”. Pump in whatever you wanna watch and it’ll tell you what services it’s available to stream on. If none, hoist the flag, amigo!

CaptainBlagbird ,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

where's my pirate flag??

You can have my spare, here you go 🏴‍☠️

Kecessa ,

Just want to mention that this issue is even worse for content from non-US markets.

There's a huge list of classics from where I live that are completely impossible to find and we depend on one privately owned platform to decide to buy the rights and make it available even if these productions received public financing and that's just when it's clear who owns the rights.

Even piracy isn't an option.

Anamana , in Look who's back in style!

What does 'physical copies' mean here? DVDs? Not even my parents have these anymore lol

cali_ash ,

I say it counts as a "physical copy" if you own and have in-person access to the hardware it's stored on.

Anamana ,

So if I pirate it and put it on my harddrive it's physical?

cali_ash ,

Yep. You can take out that hardrive and mail to someone. Just like a DVD. Doesn't get more physical than that.

Viking_Hippie ,

Doesn't get more physical than that.

I'm not sure Olivia Newton-John agrees tbh..

snausagesinablanket , in Thanks, now I'm blind!
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Idiots that don't change the headlight aim after installing LED lights.

Rascabin , in Thanks, now I'm blind!

Lifted trucks with idiot owners have entered the chat.

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

I had a dickweed in a lifted truck pass me last night. That fucker had like 12 lights on the front. They lit up the area like daylight. Why cant the NTSB make a change for what is legal so we can get these dicks off the road.

stoy ,

The NTSB is not a legislative government body, they are an investigative government body, they can only make recommendations for other government bodies to act on

neptune , in Got any grapes?

Thanks for sumarrizing this potentially false, outdated story, with those helpful images.

Edit: 44 people so mad I hate dumb wojack shit they just assume I'm an army recruiter.

Stamets OP ,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for adding whiny bitch energy to a meme with your helpful comment

hark ,
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

How's recruiting like in 2024, recruiter?

LinkOpensChest_wav , in Look who's back in style!
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Physical media is great, but my life is already filled with clutter, so only my very favorites are on the shelf.

Borrowing from the library works great, though.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Try a hard drive.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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True, but even then I rarely feel compelled to retain a local copy. I can stream anything for free, and the quality is fine.

I get the attraction of using torrents and watching everything on demand in perfect cinematic quality, but it's not really a priority for me, excepting a small select handful of movies and shows.

Alexstarfire ,

I think you missed the point of the meme. Being that you can't actually find everything on streaming.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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Isn't it talking about legal streaming services like Netflix, Tubi, Amazon, YouTube...

That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about those other streaming sites. The only thing I found difficult to find on those sites is the Spanish dub of Sailor Moon, but I did find it after some searching. You can find virtually anything there.

superduperenigma , in Look who's back in style!

Movies on your own jellyfin server getting streamed to your devices

kevincox ,
@kevincox@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah, "physical" in that the bits live under my control. Not like a separate disc per movie.

ThirdWorldOrder ,
@ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee avatar

Is something like this difficult to set up?

applejames ,

Depends on your current skill level and what equipment you have.

If you run Linux already it is dead easy, especially if you have a server.

I know you can host Plex on a Windows laptop so I'm sure you can probably host jellyfin as well.

It also depends on how you want to set it up. At its most basic, it's pretty easy. Download Plex or jellyfin then point it to the files you want to host and you are flying.

afunkysongaday , in Look who's back in style!

Old dude should be titled "piracy" instead.

100_percent_a_bot , in He's arguing in the comments, after posting a cringe meme about Mr. Travis Swift taking her name

Hey guys, remember when music wasn't all political? Back in my day we listened to Green Day and Rage against the Machine and not this wooooke garbage /s

ChillDude69 OP ,

"And another thing! WHY DO WE HAVE TO KEEP SEEING THIS PRETTY WHITE WOMAN DATING A CONVENTIONALLY HANDSOME WHITE ATHLETE WHO WEARS HIS HAIR IN A CREW CUT? Why do they have to constantly put that kind of thing all up in our faces? If there's anything we ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND, it's having to see attractive, heterosexual, cisgender white people dating in a wholesome manner!"

I mean, is that not registering with everybody? The insanity of that shit? By all logic, these motherfuckers should see the Taylor-Travis union as the last hope for "traditional" (meaning white-on-white & heterosexual) relationships. I guess just knowing she's supposedly left-wing is enough for them to be pissed off.

And I guess she seems to be a beacon of female empowerment, in a more general sense. And I guess they don't like the fact that she's richer and more influential than him. I suppose they'd rather see him date a struggling black actress than a white megastar. At least he'd be in the "superior" position, rather than some kind of de facto supplicant.

TheRaven ,
@TheRaven@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah. We should just go back to Buffalo Springfield and Credence Clearwater Revival. Get those politics out of music! I just want to listen to Fortunate Son in peace!

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I was gonna say "that's why I only listen to Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65", but then I realized the guy has a house, a sports car, and a girlfriend, yet he's still lonely and depressed, so he must be an AnCap.

Jake_Farm , in Pick your punk
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Is solarpunk really punk though? Its like saying Utopias are punk.

ThePyroPython ,

It is. The difference is cyberpunk is "this is what will happen if we don't fight back against the system" and Solarpunk is "this is what we could have if we DO fight back against the system".

db2 , in He's arguing in the comments, after posting a cringe meme about Mr. Travis Swift taking her name

Taylor Swift fans are annoying. Maga inbreeds are obnoxious. If I had to choose though it would be the Swifties because at least they're not shitting where they eat.

PugJesus ,
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No Swiftie has ever endangered my basic rights or the functioning of my country, or the survival of other democracies abroad. I'll take Swifties any day of the week.

Also, I've never actually heard Taylor Swift's music.

sbv ,

I've never actually heard Taylor Swift's music

It's pretty good. I don't seek it out, but I enjoy it when I hear it.

WarmSoda ,

It's definitely some of the better music on the radio. If you're forced to listen to the radio, like at work, there's far more annoying songs than hers.

RightHandOfIkaros ,

No Swiftie has ever endangered my basic rights or the functioning of my country, or the survival of other democracies abroad.

Yet.

mosiacmango ,

That is one absolute honker of a "yet." That "yet" could be a destination mountain climb. That "yet" could take a 16hr car ride to get across.

I think until we see a Swifty militia with a cereal or other breakfast food based imitation ceremony, we probably dont have much to worry about.

RightHandOfIkaros ,

It was a sarcastic joke. "Your chances of dying to a Swiftie are low but never zero" kinda thing.

ChillDude69 OP ,

And I mean, not for nothing, but Swifties are just doing what fans are supposed to do. Spending shitloads of money on concert tickets, buying merch, and generally being moderately obsessive about the famous person that has their attention, for however long they're part of a fan community.

You know what they remind me of, actually? Obsessive metalheads, who love a specific metal band. Most of them are not fans because they're attracted to the people in the band. They actually listen to the music, as the music that they listen to. And then they start identifying with the whole thing, as a subculture.

Sure, metalheads have been vilified in their time. Ironically, old people called them devil-worshippers, just like some old people are literally calling Taylor Swift a devil-worshipper and/or illuminati blood-drinker (seriously).

But we all know that's insane nonsense, on both counts. For my two cents, being a fan of something on the level of "I really love this music and this musical artist" is a step above the groupie style fans, who just want to fuck their heartthrob singer/guitarist of choice. I'm not actually judging anyone for that behavior either, but I think that's just less interesting and more annoying to see.

MAGA motherfuckers, on the other hand...they're a fucking cult. They want to see their fucking leader take over the country and/or world, then proceed to smite and torture their (largely imaginary) enemies. That ain't fandom. Or, if it is fandom, it's the kind that's taken SO FAR OUT OF PROPORTION that it takes on a quality of horror all its own, and doesn't bear comparing to any normal variety of fandom.

sbv ,

I read your wall of text, and I agree.

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