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Semi-Hemi-Demigod

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I'm just this guy, you know?

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This is your reminder that national polling doesn't matter, and that you can win the presidency with roughly 20,000 votes

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Like what happened to that dude from Metallica's "One"

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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I bet the LGBTQ+ movement has done wonders for recruiting.

"Ve have footage of you haffink gay sex."

"Yes, I'm gay. That's my husband. The kids were finally gone for an hour so we had some fun."

"Blyat."

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John Oliver showed me they'll probably just call in a vet.

Maybe get some farmer with castration bands.

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Fascist regimes don't last long because they all eventually turn their violence inward. They breed the sort of mistrust and lack of questioning that don't make them effective societies.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Real smart of you to change what we're talking about in the reply. That's a classic move to make yourself seem like you made a point.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Nah, you're not worth it.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Seeing as most of the country isn’t right-wing

Are you talking population or land area? Because only one of those matters and it's not population.

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Turkeys

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I've been to three local grocery chains and all of them have frozen turkey breast, but no turkeys.

I mean, it's nearly June so I understand why, but I have a hankering for turkey and need to go to an actual butcher shop.

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I would like to primary him. Not because I think I'd win - I definitely wouldn't - but because I want to ask him what the fuck happened to him. Like, dude, you used to be cool.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Never trust someone from York County.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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There's no need to create division between me and the Democrats. There's already plenty of it. I hate that I have to vote for them but we have a shitty system written by racist slaveholders so here we are.

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For a moment Rodney King's beating changed everyting, too.

The USA is a racist country. It was founded on racism, built with racism, and now thrives on racism. That's never gonna change, and it deserves to perish in fire.

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I hate Biden and hate that I have to vote for him. Future generations are definitely going to hate us.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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I would definitely not recommend doing what I did, which is learning how to make literally the best cheesecake everyone who's tried it has ever eaten.

I make sure not to have the ingredients in the house or I'd probably eat one a week.

It's a real problem.

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You make a good point

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , (edited )
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It's from Alton Brown's cookbook "I'm Just Here for More Food." He's got a similar recipe online which I find highly irresponsible.

Also, do not ever try to experiment with it and make a savory salmon and dill cheesecake. Yes, it's the perfect appetizer for a garden party but my god you will not be able to stop.

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I am automatically suspicious of anyone who's a patriotic American. Either they're ignorant of our country's history and are idiots or they're proud of it and are psychopaths.

Edit: I just realized I'm paraphrasing Patrick O'Brien:

But you know as well as I, patriotism is a word; and one that generally comes to mean either my country, right or wrong, which is infamous, or my country is always right, which is imbecile.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Yet again I'm asking the Fediverse: What do they think a good economy should look like?

‘Both Candidates Are Trash!’ Charlamagne Pushes Back Hard On The View Hosts Pressing for Biden Endorsement ( www.mediaite.com )

“The reality is I think both candidates are trash, but I am going to vote in November and going to vote my best interest and I’m going to vote for who I think can preserve democracy, so if I think both candidates are trash and I don’t feel like endorsing one, would you rather me endorse an individual or endorse the fact...

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The fact that we only have those options is what's going to depress turnout enough to let Trump win on a technicality again.

Shithole country.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Joe Rogan isn't exactly a ringing endorsement of DMT

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They need to get these folks to do commercials for the campaign. Nobody trusts authority or institutions, but seeing real people who have been really helped might make an impact.

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I'm starting to think that this is the rest of society and I'm the one who should leave.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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What happens if I say M-1?

Bibi Is Choosing Stefanik and Trump. President Biden, Don’t Be Fooled. ( www.nytimes.com )

If you are keeping score at home, you have surely noticed that the two most important defense officials in Benjamin Netanyahu’s war cabinet — Defense Minister Yoav Gallant and the former military chief of staff Benny Gantz — warned last week that Netanyahu is leading Israel into a disastrous abyss by refusing to present...

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He would be ruthlessly lambasted as an antisemite by the AIPAC-endorsed left and all of the right, and lose the Jewish vote in every swing state, handing the election to Trump in a landslide.

Instead, he's getting ruthlessly lambasted as a genocider by significant Muslim populations in swing states, losing their vote, and handing the election to Trump in the Electoral College.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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And in the meantime children die. What a stupid world.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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I know enough history to be used to not being able to vote not to kill children.

Majority of Americans wrongly believe US is in recession – and most blame Biden ( www.theguardian.com )

Nearly three in five Americans wrongly believe the US is in an economic recession, and the majority blame the Biden administration, according to a Harris poll conducted exclusively for the Guardian. The survey found persistent pessimism about the economy as election day draws closer....

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Since this is a problem of perception the question becomes what do people think the economy would look like if it was doing well? What hasn't changed in their lives that they expected to when the economy started doing better?

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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That guy Jon Stewart shamed into giving up his stupid bow tie

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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They'll get around this by painting a EULA on the windows: "By approaching close enough to read this you give us the right to do whatever we want with whatever data we can collect."

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Sorry, EULA says you agree to non-binding arbitration.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Except that the pyramid builders weren't slaves

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Vote Democrat: It Could Be Worse™

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SLAM!

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Primate uses words against another primate who wrote some words down. Nothing will come of this and children will still be killed with my tax dollars. This is considered normal.

Despite polls, Biden aides insist Gaza campus protests will not hurt reelection bid ( www.reuters.com )

WASHINGTON, May 18 (Reuters) - Several top White House aides say they are confident protests across U.S. college campuses against Israel's offensive in Gaza will not translate into significantly fewer votes for Joe Biden in November's election, despite polls showing many Democrats are deeply unhappy about the president's policy...

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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I think the point is that voting has now become ceremonial

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Clinton won California by a 2:1 margin and Trump was still president.

The fascists know how to play the game better than the non-fascists.

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I don't know why we're getting mad about this when there's absolutely nothing that can be done. The Senate isn't going to impeach him, and the House definitely wouldn't convict. It feels like getting heartburn for no reason.

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Either way, never gonna happen.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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My therapist says getting mad about things I can't change is bad for my mental health.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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The first thing I do when I have an FTL ship is flying out about a hundred light years and grabbing these important pieces of culture

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Once I've delivered them as torrents to the people of earth, I'm going out to find a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Raskin is the only example of someone I have voted for in a primary who went on to win and be kickass in office. It's only happened once in 24 years of voting, but I'm glad it was him.

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In my job I write a lot of bullshit sentences that I'd rather a machine write for me. But the solution is to make it so I don't have to write bullshit sentences, not to get a machine to write bullshit.

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Unicorn hunting should be banned

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Considering it's a SeaMaster they might be anti-ship missiles

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It's a fake out. The boat sees it flying away and stands down then BOOM.

(Also, since it's a flying boat I don't know how they'd have an internal bay without a lot of water infiltration.)

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