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RealFknNito , to xkcd in xkcd #2894: Research Account
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

Growing up I've just learned how to make things sound professional. "Independant research to contribute to peer education."

hakunawazo , to xkcd in xkcd #2944: Magnet Fishing

They just can't catch magnetic fish like in the old days anymore. Damn micro-plastic.

Bakkoda ,
@Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works avatar

We want heavy metals! We want heavy metals!

nicknonya , to xkcd in xkcd #2941: Cell Organelles
@nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

aw hell nah i got norton in me

Dagwood222 , to xkcd in xkcd #2933: Elementary Physics Paths

https://arstechnica.com/science/2023/01/requiem-for-a-string-charting-the-rise-and-fall-of-a-theory-of-everything/

I never seriously studied physics. A few years back I decided that it was time to push myself a little and start reading up. I started with some articles on string theory and suddenly remembered why I didn't want to study physics.

Looks like I saved twice as much time as I thought I had.

dsemy ,

String theory is barely a scientific theory, it's an untestable (experimentally) mathematical framework.

I'm far from an expert on this, but I don't think this is the best introduction to physics.

mumblerfish ,

It's not untestable. It gives predictions and there has been tests for those predictions. The unfortunate part is that the predictions are often not very concrete, and the range of a lot of these predictions lies far beyond our capabilities. But people are looking to measure them indirectly in various ways. So it's not like it is untestable by design or anything like that.

marcos ,

AFAIK, every single idea from string theory that could be tested was rejected. And the theory was made more complex, less predictive so that it could still work without the testable idea.

mumblerfish ,

These are very broad statements that are not very easy to comment on. "Every single idea", makes it sound like they are a lot, I would not say they are. "Was rejected", depends what you mean... " did not show positiv results", "no longer possible to motivate economically", sure, " refuted as bullshit", not so much. "Was made more complex", sounds like there is intent, and/or, depending on what you mean by complex, that it would be necessarily a bad thing to using more advanced maths to formulate things you could not before, and hence solve new problems.

I can mention two possible avenues of inquiry that are less than 5 years old that has sprung from string theory as possible support for it: signals of black hole structure in gravitational wave 'ring downs' of black hole mergers, and the exclusion of a positive cosmological constant. But if you know that these are untestable or rejected, I'd love to hear about it.

Zink ,

I thought the problem with string theory is that its predictions match up with what the standard model already explains. Maybe that’s only for the things we have the capability to mature any time soon.

mumblerfish ,

No, the problem is very different. In string theory you have a lot of freedom to build various models, and they can provide the standard model, slight deviations from it, or something completely different. Before LHC we knew we had some version of the standard model, the hope was that the LHC would find that we have some particular deviation, like supersymmetry (susy) with such-and-such masses and particles. It did not. The prediction is susy, the problem is that the prediction (at least yet) is not exactly this type of susy. String theory says there is supposed to be a lot of extra stuff beyond the standard model, question is just how do you find it, which is made harder by string theory allowing for so many models.

kandoh ,

If strings are just a theory then how do you explain shoelaces? 😏

Dagwood222 ,

There are many kinds of 'string.'

For example, you just made a second string joke.

kandoh ,

What are you gonna do, string me up for it?

bitwaba ,

We really should have more stringent requirements for joke quality here.

MyFairJulia ,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

We would do that of you didn‘t keep stringing me along!

Dagwood222 ,

According to the article it's no longer a credible theory

TexasDrunk ,

I did a semester of physics in high school and loved it. One of the few classes I actually enjoyed. I joined the nuclear program in the Navy and still loved it. I got to college and brought along all my ACE credits so I got to skip some math, physics, early chemistry, and thermodynamics.

We got to experimental physics and it broke my brain. I barely walked away with my BS and even though I could have made good money I never ended up using the degree because I ended up hating the whole field. It hangs on the wall next to my certificate from a two week bartending school.

I ended up with a long and fruitful IT career where I've never had to apply even a little knowledge I gained from that degree.

Dagwood222 ,

Thanks for the story.

Nice to know I'm not the only one.

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

You could try reading Feynman's lectures, he was a very passionate teacher, and he used intuition a lot, so you don't need to grind on equations to follow. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Feynman_Lectures_on_Physics

Dagwood222 ,

Thanks.

onion ,

You can read them for free

https://www.feynmanlectures.caltech.edu/

Dagwood222 ,

Thanks a second time!

marcos ,

I started with some articles on string theory

Yeah, that's a mistake.

Unless you understand the working theories out there, you gain nothing by going deep into speculative ideas.

xploit ,

Half-expected to see a wumbo boson in that article as a reason for "that" SpongeBob episode

Norgur , to xkcd in xkcd #2925: Earth Formation Site

Uhm ackchually Earth has been moving through space all this time, so this isn't the place, it's just the atoms which did it.

teft ,
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

We’ve done ~20 orbits around the galaxy since then so we’re way the hell away from that spot.

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

Not to mention the galaxy was moving too.

Blum0108 ,

Is that why I'm dizzy all the time?

Everythingispenguins ,

And the universe is expanding

Bonehead ,

I'm starting to get a little motion sick...

Everythingispenguins ,

Don't worry due to your inertial reference frame you can't tell anything is happening.

Confused_Emus ,

Must have been a lot of Dramamine going around before Einstein invented that.

Norgur ,

I wonder how they got it into their cake holes before Newton finally brought us all to the ground by inventing Gravity.

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

Relative to us, which is how universal position works, we are in pretty much the same place.

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Which referential are you picking? Is it better than Earth?

lauha ,

Relative to earth, it is that place.

Unless you are pretty far up autist and "relative to universe" is only coordinate system you know :)

randomaccount43543 OP , to xkcd in xkcd #2918: Tick Marks
grue , to xkcd in xkcd #2917: Types of Eclipse Photo

Australia for 2028? Why not Spain for 2026?

Anticorp ,

Spain isn't a real place.

SuiXi3D ,
@SuiXi3D@fedia.io avatar

Why not Texas for 2024?

ripcord ,
@ripcord@lemmy.world avatar

Requires inventing time travel. More work.

hsdkfr734r ,

Spain

Someone said: not impressive enough because too close to sunset. Didn't check.

Lev_Astov ,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

That's why you do Iceland instead.

Altofaltception ,

Spain's is a partial eclipse. My question is why not Egypt 2027?

sanguinepar ,
@sanguinepar@lemmy.world avatar

If we're talking about 12 August 2026, this says it'll be a total eclipse, in northern Spain at least.

Altofaltception ,

You're right. I'm not sure why I thought it was a partial eclipse.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Yeah. Just avoid the plains and clouds shouldn't be a problem.

DarkNightoftheSoul ,
@DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyz avatar

Not mostly, anyway.

gmtom ,
@gmtom@lemmy.world avatar

The 2026 one doesn't pass over much land or near many major population centres, and a lot of Europeans are going to try and see it, so it's going to be very difficult to go see it, especially if you're an American.

nymwit , to xkcd in xkcd #2908: Moon Armor Index

Not bad, Jupiter. Considering you have 120x the surface area of earth, that's a lot of moons.

ThirdWorldOrder , to xkcd in xkcd #2933: Elementary Physics Paths
@ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee avatar

What is this author for XKCD’s background? He seems to know a lot about a lot of complex subjects. I’m always impressed.

higgsboson ,

Degree in physics. Worked for NASA as a programmer and roboticist. Full time "cartoonist" since 2006.

ThirdWorldOrder ,
@ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee avatar

Sounds like he’s related to this guy

https://i.imgur.com/dBmspo8.jpeg

Neon ,

Just wait until you learn about Johnny Sins

AFKBRBChocolate ,

At my work, we meet astronauts fairly often (I met Jonny Kim last year), and it's amazing how many of them are like this. They'll usually pass out their headshots that have their bio on the back, and the number of advanced degrees and impressive accomplishments is jaw dropping. Like I feel like I'd think my life was worthwhile if I did one of those things by the end of it, and a lot of the astronauts are hardly more than half my age. And to really rub it in, they all seem incredibly genuine, personable, and well adjusted.

There are a giant number of people who want to be astronauts, and NASA only needs a small number in a given year, so they can pick the very cream of the crop.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

At least we're sending space our best.

RecluseRamble ,

Could you imagine what the world would be like if we let their like lead our countries?

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, a meritocracy instead of a plutocracy. Maybe someday, if we survive.

uriel238 ,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

When you rule, you get to pick what qualities have merit, which is how we end up of administrations of The Master Race or lispy Spaniards, or ruthlesd billionaires.

We're still trying to figure out how to get to government tha implements public-serving ideas.

samus12345 , (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

It's understandable that he didn't have time to learn how to draw, then.

octopus_ink ,
UncleGrandPa , to xkcd in xkcd #2932: Driving PSA

As a pedestrian I had to turn my back to make a guy stop trying to "help" me get in a fatal accident. He was bound and determined to get me killed... By being a "nice guy"

rockerface , to xkcd in xkcd #2928: Software Testing Day
@rockerface@lemm.ee avatar

Little Bobby Tables is all grown up now

Donjuanme , to xkcd in xkcd #2914: Eclipse Coolnesss

I was quite impressed by the 20...17 eclipse over California, imo get lucky with a clear day, and stand near a tree without leaves, look at the kaleidoscope of shadows cast by the tree onto the ground, it's indescribable when shadows don't look like shadows any more.

ArmoredThirteen ,

2017 one went spot on over my hometown when I was lucky enough to have moved back there for a couple years. No traffic to get to a good spot just wandered outside during work to watch it all happen. The shadows were more fascinating to me than the sky it was incredibly surreal, it felt like an immersion breaking shader glitch in a game

Zorg ,
@Zorg@lemmings.world avatar

Shadow snakes? At least that's the name I recall from Smarter every day talking to an eclipse pro/fan.
Sounded very cool, if I recall right it's a phenomenon you can observe shortly before, and especially right after, a total eclipse.

lars ,

2017 was the first one where I could notice it but coverage was at only like 40% in my area. The shadows were by far the most hallucinogenic thing I have seen sober. Especially on the tree leaves in the breeze? Magic.

I haaaaaaate that I’m at literally 91% for 2024 with intermittent clouds.

ProIsh , to Climate - truthful information about climate, related activism and politics. in temperature timeline

Maybe this'll help drive it home? Probably not

hydroptic , (edited )

It absolutely will not. It's become abundantly clear that any sort of actually meaningful climate action will simply not happen in the current system, which is focused on profit at all costs and run by literal psychopaths. We'll continue seeing cosmetic consumer-facing restrictions like the ban on plastic straws that ultimately are nearly pointless in the grand scheme of things – the real polluters are corporations and people that are much too rich (ie. powerful) for their contribution to this climate clusterfuck to be meaningfully regulated.

For actual change that's not just tiny incremental and ineffectual bullshit that mainly places the blame on consumers, we'd have to redo our entire economic system and that's not going to happen without a lot of bloodshed.

ApexHunter ,

It did for me the first time I saw it (ages ago).

Philharmonic3 , to xkcd in xkcd #2912: Cursive Letters

I do not agree that uppercase G is easier to decipher than uppercase S

PunnyName , (edited )

They're both pretty fucking bad.

aulin ,

Are either of them even in the picture? If so they definitely don't look like the ones I learned in school.

EssentialCoffee ,

They're right next to each other.

aulin ,

Oh, wtf! I just looked up US cursive, and that thing is apparently a G? The horror! That's certainly not what a cursive G looks like where I'm from. And your capital S just looks like a bigger lowercase s. Same with capital A. Why does it look like a lowercase a?!

Edit: The cursive we learned 30 years ago, for comparison: https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Svssfb.jpg

Jorgelino ,

Yeah, it was about the same for me too.

Although, to be fair, a lot of these aren't really consistent, even within the same country. I've seen both types of S and A around, though it's the first time i see that weird G.

Honestly, most of the more complicated ones aren't really used where i'm from at all. Like, if you're really trying to be fancy, sure, i could see it, but the writing i see day to day is a lot more simplified. Whole point is to write fast anyway.

randomaccount43543 OP , to xkcd in xkcd #2887: Minnesota
Viking_Hippie , (edited )

I love the explainxkcd meme of putting [citation needed] after obviously true things and this one has a doozy:

Not only is the minor decrease of Minnesota size not really a 'problem' that has any practical significance, there is also no way to prevent this [citation needed].

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