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tuban_muzuru

@tuban_muzuru@ohai.social

Old software guy, raised in France and west Africa, came back to the States,

US Army 79-83, spent four years in West Germany, (yeah I'm that old), lived off and on between Chicagoland and Quetzaltenango Guatemala. Worked back and forth between Osaka and the USA.

Kids are raised and gone. Remarried and living in western Wisconsin. Enjoy photography, writing a book about The Driftless, learning to made drone video. Life's been good to me.

Breathe in: life is going on all around you.

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. For a complete list of posts, browse on the original instance.

wdlindsy , to random
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Peter Wehner explains to Tim Miller why white evangelicals continue to be red hot for Donald Trump's return to the White House:

"The grievances and resentments and anger are just pulsating on the American right and within evangelical circles. People felt dishonored and disrespected."


/1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pegkpQALujU

tuban_muzuru ,
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@wdlindsy

Having been a white evangelical Christian for 60 years, I'm all through trying to defend what a handful of hirelings have allowed to happen to the flock.

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Angry Staffer:

…Project 2025 ..

  • would let red states monitor & prosecute women who get abortions

  • won’t commit to defending NATO nations

  • wd fire attys who won’t prosec his political opponents

  • suspend posse comitatus & deploy the military on US soil

  • wd end pandemic preparedness office

  • wd fire 1000s of civil servants

  • pardon all J6 rioters

  • try to make law enf officers immune from prosec

If this doesn’t scare the living shit out of you, you aren’t paying attention.

tuban_muzuru ,
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@benroyce @Amoshias @nlupo @TCatInReality @GottaLaff

We're all sitting around with one thumb up our asses and the other in our mouths - duhhh, whatever shall we do?

What the fuck is the United Nations for, anyway? UN peacekeeper forces would be a fine use for those non-hard-soldiering sons of bitches.

GottaLaff , to random
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"US ..one of largest military aid packages, preparing contracts for as much as $6 bil worth of weapons, eqpmt for Kyiv’s forces..incl Patriot air defense systs, artillery ammo, drones, counter-drone weapons, air-to-air missiles to be fitted on fighter planes..

... likely won’t arrive for several years, $ allocated under Ukraine Security Assistance Initiative, which issues contracts to American defense firms to build new equipment vs to from current stocks" https://www.politico.com/news/2024/04/25/us-weapons-contract-ukraine-00154450

tuban_muzuru ,
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@GottaLaff

[bitterly] Don't forget it's got to percolate through the various layers of Ukrainian corruption.

thoughtpunks , to random
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This is catastrophic. Touring and table sales were bread & butter. These are signed bands with radio play who can't make ends meet & lose money touring. It's unhinged. Art has been devalued beyond belief.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2024/apr/25/shocking-truth-money-bands-make-on-tour-taylor-swift

tuban_muzuru ,
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@thoughtpunks

I remember when Prince was on tour - he televised his concerts into theaters. Everyone came to the theater in great clothes, the sound was tremendous, people dancing in the aisles, oh it was great.

I've booked a whole lot of bands in the 70s and 80s. As the Guardian points out, the cost of touring is just insane.

But what if bands could do a few big shows - and sell tickets to local theaters, or into venues of various sizes, with great sound systems / high end headphones?

tuban_muzuru ,
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@thoughtpunks

Ecch, I have a thought about this. Concerts gather listeners - who want a reason to Go Somewhere with Someone.

A good lobby experience, a bar, you're all set from the audience perspective. Watch it in your living room.

The artists decide where they want to perform - as long as they can do it live.

No touring necessary - a few important shows sure. Performers make a good living if they can stay booked.

rbreich , to random
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How we beat back the corporate takeover of America:

  1. Break up corporate monopolies

  2. Continue building union power

  3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics

Let’s keep working to unrig the system.

tuban_muzuru ,
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@rbreich

Why doesn't anyone in the USA understand the concept of codetermination, where half the members of corporate boards of directors are workers, the other half from investors?

Why have you never said anything about it?

I sincerely doubt you read these comments - much less respond to them. It's discouraging.

https://www.epi.org/unequalpower/publications/codetermination-and-power-in-the-workplace/

GottaLaff , to random
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And thank you for playing “Republicans Eating Their Own”

Sen. Thom Tillis (R-N.C.):

“She is a horrible leader,” Tillis said of Marj Q Greene. “She is dragging our brand down. She — not the Democrats — are the biggest risk to us getting back to a majority…is “uninformed” and “a total waste of time”
https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4617334-gop-senator-thom-tillis-says-greene-dragging-our-brand-down/

tuban_muzuru ,
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@GottaLaff

Sigh.

https://www.tillis.senate.gov/2024/1/tillis-colleagues-file-supreme-court-amicus-brief-in-support-of-former-president-donald-trump-s-appeal-of-colorado-ballot-disqualification

tuban_muzuru ,
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@FrankFrank @GottaLaff

The story of Linda Lovelace is full of tragedy and abuse.

But lemme tell yez all, if DJT put up a sign in front of Trump Tower on 5th Avenue in NYC reading "The line to suck Trump's dong starts here." - every Republican east of the Mississippi would be in line.

futurebird , to random
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For an acquittal at least two or three jurors AND much of the general public in NYC would need to have serious doubts about the legal soundness of the case. It would need to start with "My client is difficult, not well liked, and he continues to refuse to admit that he had an affair but none of these things are illegal... blah blah blah"

Trump can not abide. He hamstrings his council by insisting they maintain his self-image AND keep him from being found guilty.

tuban_muzuru ,
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@futurebird

The defense is playing a dangerous game, but it's their only winning strategy - well, one with any hope of scaring off guilty votes in the jury room:

TFG's vindictiveness has led him to snarl at everyone in the justice system, people who will go through their lives surrounded by security. Not the jurors.

tuban_muzuru ,
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@futurebird

From your mouth to God's ear.

Juries are weird. I don't presume to think about what's going on in people's heads. I watch what they do.

leemeade , to random
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Pluralistic: "Humans in the loop" must detect the hardest-to-spot errors, at superhuman speed (23 Apr 2024) Cory Doctorow
@pluralistic
https://pluralistic.net/2024/04/23/maximal-plausibility/

tuban_muzuru ,
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@leemeade @pluralistic

Hi value applications of AI ? I did that for 20 years: visions systems. Insurance policy enforcement and refinement. Credit scoring.

I wish these toutes-savants had a clue what they were talking about, at turns.

tuban_muzuru ,
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@pluralistic @leemeade

Let's start with some basic architecture: an LLM can hallucinate because it's geared to language. But if it's backed by neural nets or expert systems or even something as simple as an XML policy tree, it doesn't.

GottaLaff , to random
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👍🏼Politico:

The administration is preparing a larger-than-normal package of military aid for that will include armored vehicles, in addition to urgently needed artillery and air defenses, according to two U.S. officials.

tuban_muzuru ,
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@GottaLaff

I'm growing increasingly disgusted with those ninnies over at Pentagon, slow-walking those F-16s.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I wonder why they changed it.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

tuban_muzuru ,
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@lowqualityfacts

It reduced the possibility of merchandising.

futurebird , to random
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How is putting ketchup on steak working class? Do they think working class people have no taste buds? Everything I know about grilling and grilling right I learned from my granddad who worked in the steel mill all his life. Union guy. Never set foot on a college campus except to go to his kids graduations.

Had literal blue work shirts with literal blue collars.

Also knew how to cook every cut of meat you could name correctly and got offended by the wastefulness of doing it wrong.

tuban_muzuru ,
@tuban_muzuru@ohai.social avatar

@futurebird

I had this exact discussion with an elderly woman of color in Baton Rouge.

A two second clip from that conversation: "Never buy a coon without the feets. You mought be buying a cat."

futurebird , to random
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OK Maybe I just don't see ads often because I have them blocked so hard but the little box that shows ads in the CurseForge start up screen on Minecraft caught my eye. It's google adsense. I saw:

  • Ad from local college they want people to apply to teach STEM
  • Thriftbooks
  • Discount on makeup and brown foundation

I was disappointed there were no ads for antkeeping products. But this is CREEPY. Is this the current typical state of ads?

This is in ... a minecraft modpack login screen.

tuban_muzuru ,
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@futurebird @NYSloth

There's a story told in Brazil about Michael Jackson, when MJ began the process of lightening his skin tone -- the darker toned Brazilians got mad at him.

I raised two daughters - I think I know how to sell a doll, make it look like them.

futurebird , to random
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I noticed this plant in our garden. I thought it was a weed but I’m starting to think Pica may be either taking or dealing DRUGS. Some of the younger cats like to use this leaf as a decoration. I’m not too out of it to notice what she’s up to!

Pica mouth open high as a kite on nip

tuban_muzuru ,
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@futurebird @sidd_harth0_5h4h

I, for one, have been around kitties for far too long to believe much they have to say anymore.

uastronomer , to random
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tuban_muzuru ,
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@futurebird @uastronomer

This is most programmers I know, my father, my brother - coffee is punctuation of a man's life.

I met a girl from Central America and became an instant coffee snob: truth is, for the gallons of it I was drinking, it wasn't the Good Stuff.

futurebird , to random
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Trump NYC Trial: They have 12 jurors. But don't they need 6 more as back ups?

tuban_muzuru ,
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@futurebird

Yes they will, One of the six alternates was picked today

randahl , to random
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I really hate whataboutery.

If I post something about Ukraine, someone will ask, "But what about Gaza?"

If I post something about Gaza, someone will ask, "But what about Ukraine?"

It is okay to have an interest, but it is really not okay to waste everyone's time by popping up in every thread on Mastodon to ask, "Is my preferred topic not more important than this?"

It is not helpful. You are not not changing anything. You are just spamming, and that is not cool.

tuban_muzuru ,
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@randahl

The old WAIT diagram comes to mind.

futurebird , to random
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"Chain migration" is the BEST kind of immigration. You want people who move to you country to have a local network and support. You want new immigrants to bring their family, and the economic activity they generate and the value they add to communities to be in YOUR country.

I can't believe we let them use it like a slur. It's good and do it more.

What? They brought their elderly parents? That's good for US and for them (the new American we want to be successful and happy.) RIGHT?

tuban_muzuru ,
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@futurebird

Right here in Wisconsin, the freed slaves came north and founded their own communities. There's a Polish town south of here, Polish Catholics, Independence.

We are not a melting pot. We are a gumbo,

https://www.tmj4.com/lifestyle/black-history-month/sharing-history-one-man-works-to-keep-wisconsins-first-black-founded-resort-community-from-being-forgotten

futurebird , to random
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The least enjoyable part of coding is getting the IDE setup, the folders named, the correct libraries installed and trimmed down so they have what you think you will need.

If the language is java then the least enjoyable part is deciding if you want to store a number as a float or an int (formatted if you need decimals) ... then always changing your mind and having to go through and fix the numbers so they work.

I know python is lazy, but strict typing still feels like a drag to me.

tuban_muzuru ,
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@futurebird @phryk

I've been in Java since the first night it was available for download from Sun Micro.

I hated all the database drivers and would immediately write converters, comparables and comparators. I would love to meet the boneheads who wrote java.sql.

Meatheads, all.

futurebird , to random
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Have you ever tried to measure a cat with a tape measure? It will make you question the solidity of dimensional space.

Pica, small cat
Height: 22 to 47cm
Girth: 33 to ??cm (ouch cm)
Length: 37cm
Length w/ tail: 66cm
Weight: 5.9 pounds/ 2.7 Kg
Max Length (Dangle): 74cm! oh no

she's getting longer.

Rate of Enlonganmentation
dML/dt: 1.2cm / second

No signs of increase stopping. Cat keeps increasing.
All clear! ALL CLEAR!
Soon she will be in all locations.

This was a bad project idea.

tuban_muzuru ,
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@futurebird

This is all very unscientific. I'm sure you, like me, have about six jillion Amazon boxes lying around.

Grab one about the size of the cat in question, stuff it into the box, firmly. Yes it will growl and bite, cat science is not for the timid - once it's sorta level in the box, mark the side of the box -

Then it's just a matter of length * width * measured height.

Also weigh the box.

tuban_muzuru ,
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@maco @nazokiyoubinbou @futurebird

1: The Maco Process of volume displacement.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's crazy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

tuban_muzuru ,
@tuban_muzuru@ohai.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts

... I liked U2 a lot better befpre Bono decided he was Jesus...

lowqualityfacts , to random
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A lot of people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

tuban_muzuru ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Dingoes seldom eat human babies...

alice , (edited ) to random
@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar

Прежде чем мы получим запрет из России, вот несколько квир-френдли образовательных ресурсов:

Some background reading:

Some profolactics against transmission of bigotry:

Если у вас есть какие-либо хорошие ресурсы о жизни квир в России, пожалуйста, поделитесь ими.

In English:

Before we get the ban hammer from Russia, here are some queer-friendly educational resources...

If you have any good resources about queer life in Russia, please share them.

@torproject @protonprivacy

tuban_muzuru ,
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@alice

Strandjunker , to random
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Serious question: Why are white people so afraid of becoming a minority? Does America treat minorities badly or something?

tuban_muzuru ,
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@Strandjunker

A goodly fraction of white people weren't always white. Poles, Jews ( especially Jews ), Italians, Irish, Russians - who do you think is white?

They'll just find some other group to promote.

futurebird , to random
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I'm only following him because I wish more of them would have accounts that work with the fediverse.

@potus

It's threads which is not ideal and half of ya'll won't even be able to see it. But... baby steps.

tuban_muzuru ,
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@futurebird @potus

Every time I think about FB, all that comes to mind is that skeevy duo, Zuck and Bannon.

Steve Bannon looks like a walking laundry bag.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

tuban_muzuru ,
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@lowqualityfacts

... I want /low/ quality facts, not /no/ quality facts like this one.

rbreich , to random
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Why are we talking about whether paying fast food workers a better wage will drive up the cost of a Big Mac instead of asking how much McDonald's CEO's $17.8M salary is driving up the cost?

tuban_muzuru ,
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@rbreich

I'm pretty sure my little toot will not be answered - but why don't the Democrats push for codetermination ? Half the board of directors represent stockholders, the other half represent the workers?

Germany's been doing this for decades.

Why not the USA.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

tuban_muzuru ,
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@lowqualityfacts

alice , to random
@alice@lgbtqia.space avatar

I want to be so kind and wholesome to others that my aura causes haters to barf rainbows.

tuban_muzuru ,
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@alice

GottaLaff , to random
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" administration officials are in preliminary “conversations” about options for stabilizing post-war , including a proposal for the Pentagon to help fund either a multinational force or a Palestinian peacekeeping team.

The options being considered would not involve U.S. troops on the ground" https://www.politico.com/news/2024/03/28/dod-in-early-talks-to-fund-a-peacekeeping-force-in-gaza-00149547

tuban_muzuru ,
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@GottaLaff

Wishful thinking. Netanyahu will not stop fighting, only to watch as yet another skim-milk gaggle of UN Blue Hats recapitulate the mess in Southern Lebanon, where Hizb'allah fires rockets, literally from the shadows of the UN outposts.

GottaLaff , to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️House Speaker Mike Johnson has announced that the impeachment articles for Department of Homeland Security Sec. Alejandro Mayorkas will be sent over to the Senate on April 10 — the week Congress returns from a two-week recess -ABC

tuban_muzuru ,
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@GottaLaff

[as Nelson]

HA HA

Skepticat , to random
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So true

tuban_muzuru ,
@tuban_muzuru@ohai.social avatar

@Skepticat

'If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament"

-Gloria Steinem

futurebird , to random
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Where is the space news? Has the storm hit yet?

tuban_muzuru ,
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@cobalt @futurebird

https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/news/geomagnetic-storm-due-cme-continues-sunday-24-march-2024

wdlindsy , to random
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“Name a force or impulse that threatens the stability of the American political system – distrust in the fairness of elections, conspiracy theorizing, the embrace of authoritarianism – and it is always more prevalent among rural Whites than among those living elsewhere."

~ Tom Schaller and Paul Waldman, White Rural Rage: The Threat to American Democracy (New York: Random House, 2024), p. 5


/1

https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/734507/white-rural-rage-by-tom-schaller-and-paul-waldman/

tuban_muzuru ,
@tuban_muzuru@ohai.social avatar

@wdlindsy

1/ I'm from WI03

We've known all this since the early 1970s. You've established this has nothing to do with the facts.

Power isn't the only force which varies with the inverse square of distance. There are two departments of the federal government likes out here: USDA and the US Army. Fort McCoy. There's a USDA outpost in every farming county in the USA..

Want conspiracies to thrive? This used to be solid D territory. Now it's R+4.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin%27s_3rd_congressional_district

lowqualityfacts , to random
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People are once again mistaking me for a bot, so here's me holding Fishy. He is infinitely more photogenic than I will ever be.

tuban_muzuru ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Fishy has that hostage-lookin' stare.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Sounds like a pretty serious design flaw.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

tuban_muzuru ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I have a hybrid Pacifica. I'm now deeply worried. About hoodlums, you see.

Worry, worry...

StillIRise1963 , to random
@StillIRise1963@mastodon.world avatar

Yes, I take it personally when you say you won't vote, or vote for the Dem. Why? Because among other things, the fascists tried to commit a Black GENOCIDE during the pandemic. Your actions or inaction will give them the power to do it again in some other way. My survival depends on them NOT gaining power. So does yours.

tuban_muzuru ,
@tuban_muzuru@ohai.social avatar

@sideboob @Pineywoozle @mastodonmigration @WideEyedCurious

This. I suppose. is contingent on your definition of "progressive"..

The Left understands two things. now. They've been told to wait a while and shut up about their own objectives - the Democrats will get around to your stuff eventually.

And, of course. they never do. And why? Because they still believe GOP Lucy won't snatch the ball away.

The Democrats have forgotten who their friends and allies were.

tuban_muzuru ,
@tuban_muzuru@ohai.social avatar

@Pineywoozle @sideboob @mastodonmigration @WideEyedCurious

🎵 "Some daaay. my prince will come.."

I got old waiting. You grow up. darling. The Democrats are running on fumes.

wdlindsy , to random
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"[Africa] is seeing a surge in repressive [anti-LGBTQ] laws. Campaigners say US evangelists are fuelling discrimination and hatred. …

'Ugandan society has always lived … with LGBTQ persons … The homophobia, the transphobia we are seeing … is from the west. It is mostly peddled by extreme American evangelicals,' argues the Ugandan activist Frank Mugisha."

~ The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/mar/13/the-guardian-view-on-africas-homophobic-legislation-western-influences-are-encouraging-hatred

tuban_muzuru ,
@tuban_muzuru@ohai.social avatar

@wdlindsy

I've lived in West Africa about half my life. Two things: African societies were not uniform before the White Man - and Islam's homophobia long predates the arrival of the West.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/mar/08/african-homosexuality-colonial-import-myth

amberage , to histodons group
@amberage@eldritch.cafe avatar

and fediverse, help me out here, please.

A while ago, I saw a comment somewhere (not necessarily fedi) that boiled down roughly to this:

"The British aristocracy made their (edit: male) servants recognisable as such by dressing them in formal clothes, but in mismatched combinations (i.e. tailcoat with a black bowtie, long tie with a wing collar)."

This was (roughly speaking and to the best of my knowledge) about the Victorian through Edwardian and early Modern periods, i.e. when formalwear as we know it (morning coat, tailcoat, etc.) already existed in roughly the form we know it.

I can't find that comment anymore, and I don't expect I ever will, but it would be fascinating to read more about this subject, very specific and niche as it is. I've tried googling around for it (i.e. "historical british servant dress codes"), but found very little.

If anyone has some reading material on that (preferably online or books buyable online, if not I'll have to see if my library can get foreign (english) literature), I would be super grateful for any links or the likes.

@histodons

tuban_muzuru ,
@tuban_muzuru@ohai.social avatar

@amberage @histodons

I will bet on Victoria and Albert Museum having the info you seek.

https://www.vam.ac.uk/

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Wow.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

tuban_muzuru ,
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@lowqualityfacts

... how loooow... can you gooo ?

futurebird , to random
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

There was a fern, on an island, deep in the Tethys Sea. The fern lived only on that one small island... and the whole landmass now, every scrap of evidence is beneath the Himalayas, cooking into unrecognizable granite.

tuban_muzuru ,
@tuban_muzuru@ohai.social avatar

@futurebird

The Buddhists teach us 諸行無常 Shogyo-Mujo , the essential impermanence of all things.

From this, we learn the preciousness of every moment. That fern in the Tethys was necessary.

lowqualityfacts , to random
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

Naturally.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

tuban_muzuru ,
@tuban_muzuru@ohai.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts

This is known in Cajun French as a Long Yap.

[runs away quickly]

lowqualityfacts , to random
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

It's true.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

tuban_muzuru ,
@tuban_muzuru@ohai.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts

Bill Cosby's joke, before he turned out to be a monster...

So he's a kid, sitting at his parents' dinner table, and his mother sneezed - and farted at the same time.

The kids were all falling out laughing. His father roars, over the laughter - "Say 'God bless you' to your mother! "

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