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Good thing you didn't startle it, thems are the Southern Sprintin' tortuga sofastbois they skedaddle quicklike

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I want an army of please.

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°^°

Uncovered forum posts by Tim Walz could shake up race ( wapo.st )

CNN and ProPublica found that Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz is the owner of an active account on the website HotOrNotDish.net, where he posts under the anonymous username DarthTater, according to an investigative analysis of comments on the forum. The user DarthTater has for more than a decade offered compliments...

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Mother...fucker I ate that onion all the way to the end, then looked at where it was posted to.

Goddammit!

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Best part of that batman movie.

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How much of this can he take? The artist is only about 1/4 of the way through the painting

what would be the best way to tell your supervisor to stop inquiring about your personal life and mobbing you into opening up?

my supervisor is an extrovert, whereas I'm an introvert. She feels insulted if I don't share my personal life with her and ridicules me before other coworkers because I separate private and work life and prefer to keep to myself....

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This is something you bring up in your annual review if you can hold out that long.
Reviews are supposed to be 2 way streets to make work & employees more effective.

Be polite but frank and firm. If you're in California this is a huge no no, as anytime you're interruptted during your unpaid lunch time by your supervisor or work, the clock starts again and you get that time for lunch guaranteed.

If you're not in California, uhhhhhh....good luck.

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Spottube, like Spotify but without the shitty ads, play limitations and tracking.

Every. Day. In the kitchen.

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I had a shit time with on my shitty Samsung shit phone, but now have a moto and there are zero issues.

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I mean, in 2024 surely someone can figure out how to DOS a phone number....right? Especially if it's posted publicly.... I mean...surely clutches pearls it would be a shame!

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You know, I was here thinking it may have been something that the headline missed as to why she got off lightly to understand her position.

But the woman's doctor told police that the defendant had tested positive with a rapid test and told him that she “certainly won’t let herself be locked up" after the result

Nope, she's just a cunt.

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Or Terry.

He's a dickhead.

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Lol. Grapes. Wine smells like grapes.

It is a great experience to have someone explain to you what you should smell, taste, etc. when you are drinking a wine varietal, but apart from that everything else is just fluff & marketing.

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That's why I only use CBD.... especially the gummies!

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Maybe its' because we got smertar

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Justice delayed is justice denied

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Ugh, my take is the US is supporting Ukraine because Putin's a cunt and is trying to destabilize the west.

And because Ukraine started kicking their asses the moment they invaded, which is amazing given the lukewarm response the west had at the beginning of the invasion.

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Because he's a turd.

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Depends in Spain. summer? Definitely. Winter? Not so much...too cold.

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"With great power one must always be thoughtful of where the honey is."

-Deep thoughts, by Papa XI

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Wonder which shareholder group will bury this for profits...

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So a planet this size 100kg would weigh? What?

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Neat! Thanks!

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....which is a felony and convicted felons cannot vote

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They're getting too close to reality, I had to check the source

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4.5 retrogens, not good, not bad

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A few years ago while commuting to work a squirrel fell out of a tree, bouncing off my hood and under the driver side tire.

All I could think of was that little guy must've had some fucked up karma...

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Boss walks in: "can I see you in my office for a moment..."

Fuck corporate life and I'm sorry to everyone living in it...
-former boss

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Ewwww...milk chocolate

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1 more day until I get a break and fly over to Ireland for the cannonball run....so I've got that going for me

https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/03ce46c5-e9d2-4d83-a21d-05c08b5f6c4a.webp

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No way...I don't even have a drivers license anymore (too many years in LA), these days all I drive is a bicycle. I'm probably the only dude to show up using public transportation, lol.

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Going for good friends & good time. The supercars really don't do anything for me. Back when i drove I was all about off roading in my FJ cruiser with friends...those were also really good times.

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Yeah well same with the driver & passenger seats. Once you drove one, everything else seems cramped...super spacious on the inside.

Back in the day of forums, the two main FJ groups were hilarious and silly (there were some really serious people, but they soon accepted the fart jokes). We on e did the math and figured out how many bags of milk you could put in the interior.

....it was a hoot, a HOOT!

oh man I sound old...

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Tide

The_Che_Banana ,
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Do I want to download a car? I have PoterZebie on LilypaD for 3gb and a portable SD kaZoo

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So I had a truck in the mid 90s with a back massage built in, it had 5 position settings and 3 intensities.

I'm telling you this because when left on and the truck was turned off, it would start with the vehicle at the default setting: directly under the ass and at 2 intensity... It never really bothered me until one day I got a very telling look from a mechanic when he handed it over.

What quality do you associate 'stupid' within someone?

Mine is the volume of their voice. If all that they can do is just talk too loudly with no reason for it and don't control the volume of their voice. That to me is a sign that you're a stupid fuck. Because people think the louder they are, the more righteous and attention seeking they are. Than it is to just listen, digest and...

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And NOW on the mobile phone on speaker.... it's a concept I don't get, nor want to.

It also makes me feel like an old grumpy man because I dislike it so...

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https://feddit.org/c/ich_iel

My feed is filled with this every day....I don't understand 99% but love it

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MOAR!

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Nobody would take the job, AFAIK they would have been held in contempt and jailed if they did.

In Brazil (again, AFAIK) your company needs a representative in the country to operate, if your company does illegal things it's the representative that gets jailed.

Brazil had a terrible coup that they will not want to repeat, and that is written into their constitution.....so fuck Musk and his shitty app.

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AMA... I'm cool with it

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Getting desperate

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Someone alert Tucker Carlson!

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Hope they used a crate because Maggie's in a box.

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It's like a little birdhouse in my soul.

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How would abstaining or voting for Trump help the situation in Gaza at all?

That's the neat part, it wouldn't.

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Good.

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OK I've been thinking about this, just so you know I'm not a complete psychopath, the movie is great because of it's absurdity...not because this is a chefs fantasy.

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