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The_Che_Banana ,
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Pork belly costs 9 USD+ per 30 gr????? That may be a bit off...95 USD per LB?

Am i reading this chart wrong? pls tell me im reading it wrong.

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The coolest of cool guides.

The_Che_Banana ,
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Damn

Straight to jail.

Putin offers truce if Ukraine exits Russian-claimed areas and drops NATO bid. Kyiv rejects it ( apnews.com )

Russian President Vladimir Putin promised Friday to “immediately” order a cease-fire in Ukraine and start negotiations if Kyiv began withdrawing troops from the four regions annexed by Moscow in 2022 and renounced plans to join NATO. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy rejected what he called an ultimatum by Putin to...

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Pinky promise?

The_Che_Banana ,
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Now do balls.

The_Che_Banana ,
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Lead paint.

The_Che_Banana ,
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This piece of shit should also be tarred and feathered.

The_Che_Banana ,
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Have you not seen Enemy Mine?

The_Che_Banana ,
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What will Russia do? not pay them in IOUs?

The_Che_Banana ,
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Cant miss with a stellar news organization like...scheerpost dot com?

The_Che_Banana ,
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Paper, simply because out of sight out of mind.

I do a grid, Top left due today

top right running list of additional things

bottom left shit thats due but not urgent

bottom right long term projects, stuff in progress that takes time

Brain is dumb so as i write out the list i cross stuff off, even if I just did it (train your brain to get that delicious sense of accomplishment)

If I have, say, a binder with cover that doesn't work...needs to be visible. Brain is dumb.

The_Che_Banana ,
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Grew up there, had some Canadian guys come in to our shop this past weekend, one was spouting off how Woke the PNW is getting.

My friend, it has always been that way, it's judt now the bigots and assholes have giant megaphones.

The_Che_Banana ,
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Sleeples

The_Che_Banana ,
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Because then they can say "we tried, sooooooorrry", and then go on fundraising trips.

The_Che_Banana ,
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As in...too hot spicy or there is a picture of the goatsee on the label spicy?

The_Che_Banana ,
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I'm currently taller and very much paler than those who grew up in this area.

The_Che_Banana ,
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Shekels and I.O.U's

The_Che_Banana ,
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Cover?
Cheap and easy. Could be something as simple as a towel until you can find a replacement drain with cover.

The_Che_Banana ,
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amazing work....mind blowing even.

The_Che_Banana ,
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Not a good morale boost for the russian army who prefer to rape the new male recruits.

The_Che_Banana ,
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At least 3 fiddy.

..at least

The_Che_Banana ,
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Glad you're still with us.

The_Che_Banana ,
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Yeah I remember you writing his part of the project... fair warning, work life is generally full of these assholes and consider this some valuable training. Do not let them slide, make sure you're representing your efforts (fairly, but firmly) keep your name out front, these shitheads will not hesitate to sling mud at you and your work to save themselves.

The_Che_Banana ,
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Mmmmmmmm toast

The_Che_Banana ,
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It's terrible but I....like? it?

The_Che_Banana ,
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Thats fucking great!

The_Che_Banana ,
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Cumber-bat-ch

The_Che_Banana ,
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Plus, one of them pronounced Lake Chelan like She-lawn, not, She-laan...and that just ruined it for me.

The_Che_Banana ,
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"One eye dragon rider?"

Chapter 1:
Your mom.

The end

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Biden Administration Tightens Mileage Standards to Buoy E.V.s | The new rule requires automakers to achieve an average of 65 miles per gallon across all models by 2031. ( www.nytimes.com )

The new standards require American automakers to increase fuel economy so that, across their product lines, their passenger vehicles would average 65 miles per gallon by 2031, up from 48.7 miles today. The average mileage for light trucks, including pickup trucks and sport utility vehicles, would have to reach 45 miles per...

The_Che_Banana ,
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Can't wait for the news reports on automakers faking milage charts in 2045.

...wait...I'll probably be dead by then

The_Che_Banana ,
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I totally get you, I'm the same with auto mechanics, I tried but no joy. But I do know a thing or two about cooking.

There are some things you can do to help yourself, get a list together of meats that are better with lengthy time cooking methods- for instance pork shoulder or sirloin.

Get a crock pot, slow cooker, or smoker.

Basically, you can get recipes for these which are literally the same: Season meat, add potatoes, carrots or other hearty vegetables. Set to cook and walk away- it cooks itself.

Cooking at home doesn't always mean cooking from scratch, you can absolutely grab a can of soup (cream of mushroom) and add it to boiled pasta with some canned tuna, then bake it with a little cheese over the top.

Focus on methods & repetitive dishes, then you can branch out from there.

Meats (braise, slow cooked)

Sides (potatoes, root veg, onions)

Seasonings (seasoning blends, packets, etc)

Sauces (bbq, salad dressings, soups, etc)

Don't be too hard on yourself, I am in the kitchen everyday and there is nothing better than a good sandwich for me at home. Simple, easy, not complicated flavors and filling. When we get busier the sandwiches get simpler, lol.

Good luck.

The_Che_Banana ,
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Big Beeyotch

The_Che_Banana ,
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L O fucking L!

The_Che_Banana ,
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Party of Law & Order

The_Che_Banana ,
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Says the traitor who personally held up Armed Forces Promotion.

Fucking traitor.

The_Che_Banana ,
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The catch? It runs on burn-pit residue, Sequoia sap, and Arctic Ice.

The_Che_Banana ,
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Good for her.

"..he's not from here."

(I am assuming she meant planet earth)

The_Che_Banana ,
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Burn motherfucker, burn.

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➰️➰️➰️ 📛

The_Che_Banana ,
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EU- I haven't yet applied because I haven't logged in for so long now.

I did get the email & link, and read the corpo-speak, but is there a TDLR for what this actually means?

The_Che_Banana ,
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Convicted Felon and Twice Impeached Donald Trump

The_Che_Banana ,
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Orange shirts this time though.

The_Che_Banana ,
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...oh for fucks sake these people are human parodies

The_Che_Banana ,
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Adaptation was one of those movies I watched and then caught myself thinking about it through the year...a very well done movie.

The_Che_Banana ,
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Move over to beehaw.org, way less ragebait and much more positivity.

The_Che_Banana ,
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Can't wait for a text message from mom saying she was looking for a cookie recipe and got gore porn & some frog instead...

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What is it about the text messages and emails sent by older people that make me feel like I'm having a stroke?

Maybe they're used to various shortcuts in their writing that they picked up before autocorrect became common, but these habits are too idiosyncratic for autocorrect to handle properly. However, that doesn't explain the emails I've had to decipher that were typed on desktop keyboards. Has anyone else younger than 45 or so felt similarly frustrated with geriatrics' messages?

@asklemmy

The_Che_Banana ,
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Its about as annoying as young people abandoning any and all punctuation entirely the amount of people that will write an entire paragraph and not use a single period is obscene if you cant bother to organize your thoughts in the most minimal way Im going to assume you have nothing of worth to say and just wont read it and frankly if what you're saying is so boiler plate you dont need punctuation then you really dont have anything to add so probably just shouldnt

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