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PandaChronicle

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Artist, illustrator, lover of all things panda. Finding my inner Panda on Substack & Panda Satire on https://yourbrainonpandas.com
looking forward to finding community old and new
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Represented by Karly Dixon and Gordon Warnock at Fuse Literary. Paintings represented by Rob Schouten Gallery Whidbey Island, and Fountainhead Gallery Seattle WA

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Nonilex , to random
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I have a terrible bug & have felt horrid for 2 days, but seriously awful today. If this is what President Joe had at the , I respect him even more. I couldn’t debate a clump of dirt right now let alone a raging lunatic under Klieg lights on live TV for 90 minutes. My whole head feels like a cartoon thumb that was hit with a hammer.

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@Nonilex
oh crap. I hope you will feel better soon. I couldn’t handle half (okay…ANY) of Biden’s weekly schedule.

tomiahonen , to random
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SPOT ON by DC Deejay

The press's political hit job on Biden, spearheaded by CNN & NYT, is not intended to make anyone vote for Trump

Is intended to fracture DEM party & suppress DEM vote. Will work, if voters don't understand that are being played & see this election as binary choice for democracy
https://mastodon.online/@dcdeejay/112700305745969606

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@tomiahonen
I think about the pure technical choices CNN made: camera angles on tfg vs Biden, lighting. tfg always appeared to be speaking straight into the camera. Biden’s camera/podium made it look like he was either addressing tfg or no one.
The whole thing was a shit show, even before you get into lack of fact check on tfg.
I fail to see what media gains if the entire country collapses into dystopia. Do they think tfg as dictator will allow them to continue to exist except as puppets?

GottaLaff , to random
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I think I'll step away from the computer for awhile.

The doomers are now irritating me AND boring me.

And most have no idea what they're even talking about.

I'll post breaking news alerts as they come in.

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@samiamsam @GottaLaff
Yep …doomers get blocked, along with any “Biden should step down” people, and maybe reported. Hard to fight the self fulfilling prophesy folks without getting demoralized. I’ve got no spoons for them.
Hope you find some relief from this today, Laffy. I’m stepping back from my usual favorite commentators today before they piss
me off irretrievably

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
(((❤️)))

TonyStark , to random
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A lot of people will be very negatively impacted by this Republican extremism, yet there are still people who claim they don’t see a difference in this election between Biden as president (with the power to put in place environmental protections and the power to nominate justices) and Trump. It’s laughable.

Take a good look at this picture because this is the world you’re creating if Trump wins.

Supreme Court blocks EPA's interstate air pollution regulation:
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/supreme-court-blocks-epas-interstate-air-pollution-reg-rcna141387

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@MatthewChat @TonyStark
I grew up in Pittsburgh in the 60’s and I remember the black soot that would accumulate on the window sills (inside) every week, from the steel mills. I’m sure it had an affect on my lungs & lung capacity, which have never been great.

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Scott MacFarlane:

No Supreme Court ruling today on Trump “presidential immunity”

For 141 days, the criminal docket has remained frozen in the DC criminal case

It’s 131 days til election. The Supreme Court review has cost prosecutors more than half of available pre-election time for trial

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@GottaLaff
I suspect the earliest we will get a decision about the presidential immunity, will be Friday. No way would they do that on the eve or day of the debate.

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@TerpieCat
Can you imagine if they deny immunity on the day of the debate? Mittens head would explode. Would be fun to see, but alas…I don’t think this is going to happen.

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@otownKim @TerpieCat
sigh ☹️

GottaLaff , to random
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I’m so the next 3 days, starting with today’s decisions, and tomorrow’s, and Friday’s…

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
I agree. I am going to have to look at a lot of cat and panda pictures to calm down.

PandaChronicle ,
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@Wileymiller @GottaLaff

The relief is very temporary, but at this point, I’ll take whatever little moments of relief I can get.
I didn’t mean to forget Hammy pics.

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@GottaLaff @Wileymiller
You are under so much stress right now, even has its limits. There are too many balls (or are they hand grenades?) in the air right now

PandaChronicle , to random
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If you, the legislators making laws that restrict access to abortion, don’t care about rape or incest victims, if you don’t care that pregnancies gone wrong can endanger the life, health,& future fertility of the patient, maybe you care about the cost & availability of medical care.
Every person needing emergency care, intensive care for a failed pregnancy on the point of sepsis & death boosts the cost of insurance/medical care for everyone else.
You should care about it all, but you don’t.

GottaLaff , to random
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I should update those who have been kind enough to ask:

I’m finally all better! As of yesterday, I felt like my old self again.

We move into the new townhouse in Aug. We gave the sellers time to find a place to live, so we have to wait.

My car arrived yesterday! While Mr. Laffy was picking it up at the Canadian border, a drug bust took place within feet of him. Dogs sniffed out the culprit, and Mr. Laffy also got…sniffed!

We have no charger here. 24 hours later, my car is still plugged in

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@GottaLaff
So glad you’re feeling better! I missed that you found a new town house (or saw it and forgot) Here’s to getting settled in for real in August (which is not that far away)
Boops to all!

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
Oh boy! Renovations! I hope never to do that again.

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff @DebR @darwinwoodka
I suspect it has more to do with current mortgage interest rates than anything about your house, which I’m sure was beautifully renovated. Those who can make a cash offer may be sitting on their hands or just not looking. It will sell, but waiting sucks.

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff @DebR @darwinwoodka
The weather on Whidbey is truly glorious right now.

GottaLaff , to random
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💥The fifth #SCOTUS opinion today: United States v. Rahimi

Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT RULES IN FAVOR OF BIDEN ADMINISTRATION DEFENDING FEDERAL GUN BAN FOR DOMESTIC ABUSERS

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@GottaLaff @mentallyalex @DonnieCampbell
I don’t know but I just Toodled and reported.

nancylwayne , to random
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I was born more than 60 years ago. I had a relatively cool (aka, normal temperature) childhood and young adulthood. Even parts of my middle-age were relatively cool. We've abruptly entered HOT HELL in early 2000's. As I sit here in Ann Arbor, Michigan--just west of Detroit--we've been having unseasonably HOT days and nights, with highs above 90 degrees F.

➡️ Explore your own climate change stripes! https://showyourstripes.info

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@nancylwayne
Same in the PNW, western WA & OR. I’m outside urban Seattle where temps are often 10 degrees or more hotter in the summer, and even here we are experiencing higher than normal temps.

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@KatM @nancylwayne
🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 On Whidbey, we’re about 10-12 degrees cooler than Seattle. Even on the hottest days this week we barely broke 70. Fine by me.

Nonilex , to random
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#SCOTUS could decide cases related to #Trump, #abortions & more

The #SupremeCourt will return to the bench starting at 10 a.m. Friday to release its next round of 2024 decisions, with about a dozen major rulings expected over the next week or so. The justices do not say in advance which opinions will be released

#Law
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/06/21/supreme-court-decisions-rulings-trump-abortion-social-media/

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@Nonilex
Clarence can fuck right off with his “historical parallel.” He probably thinks fondly of the days when it wasn’t illegal to beat your wife, who couldn’t vote.

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Anna Bower:

No Presidential immunity decision today from .

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
Cwap.
I can’t imagine it will be next week either, on day of debate. Wouldn’t that be wild?

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
😖😠🤬

GottaLaff , to random
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Thou shalt separate church & state, you power-hungry ChristoFascists.

#Louisiana has become the first state to require that the Ten Commandments be displayed in every public school classroom under a bill signed into law by Republican Gov. Jeff Landry”

https://apnews.com/article/louisiana-ten-commandments-displayed-classrooms-571a2447906f7bbd5a166d53db005a62?taid=66731eff5988a9000164aaff&utm_campaign=TrueAnthem&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Twitter

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
11th commandment: Thou shall keep separate church and state

GottaLaff , to random
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Media and Technology Group's shares dropped nearly 10% on Tuesday, bringing the stock's total slide to nearly 40% since Trump -- the company's majority shareholder -- was convicted last month.

In addition to falling 9.8% Tuesday to close at $31.31 on high trading volume of 7.52 million shares, Trump Media shares plummeted more than 17% in after-hours trading to close at $27.08”
https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2024/06/18/trump-media-shares-drop/2071718752386/

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff

🙄🤣🤣

rbreich , to random
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Why are we talking about whether paying fast food workers a better wage will drive up the cost of a Big Mac instead of asking how much McDonald's CEO's $19.2 million salary is driving up the cost? Hello?

PandaChronicle ,
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@rbreich
Personally, I’m sure that I could easily squeak by on $10 million a year, pay living wages to all my employees and lower the cost of a big mac.

GottaLaff , to random
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Another day, another apology from me for staying offline a lot and not replying to you.

I'm still sloooowwwly improving, but weak and still feeling that anxiety thing.

It'll all pass, but in the meantime, hi and bye.

Tons to do to settle in here, and no energy.

Hugs to all.

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PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
(((❤️)))
Do not push yourself to get back to “normal”
You’ll get there all in good time. Trying to remind myself that as well🙄🫠🫤

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
Ha ha…I hear ya!
Boop!

GottaLaff , to random
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People want this??

Via Kyle Griffin:

In an interview with Mediaite, ex- Communications Director Alyssa Farah Griffin confirms Bill Barr's story that Trump threatened, at different times during his presidency, to execute his own staff and Americans.

"How do you rationalize that is a person fit in sound judgment to be president of the United States?"

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
What the actual fuck?!?!🤯

GottaLaff , to random
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NEW: appeals court dismisses lawsuits trying to overturn the state's 2022 midterm election results. A lower court issued sanctions against failed GOP attorney general candidate Abe Hamadeh and others for bringing "bad faith" cases.
https://www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/court-sanctions-election-deniers-and-dismisses-challenge-to-arizonas-2022-election-results/

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
🎉🎉🎉

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Scott MacFarlane:

Appeals court has ordered Justice Dept to respond by 12pm today to Steve 's latest emergency appeal to delay his 4-month prison term, pending appeal

Bannon was ordered to report to prison in the coming weeks for his conviction for Contempt of Congress

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
The appropriate response should be, “no, fuck you. Lock him up”

hourlykitten Bot , to random
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Credit: Dan Bornstein

PandaChronicle ,
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@hourlykitten
bitey bitey

GottaLaff , to random
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Oy.

Via Lawrence O'Donnell:

Marry?!

A man who warned Republicans not to nominate in 2016 now wants to marry him?

:

The road to the majority in the Senate is to marry up with President Trump!

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
😵🤯 FFS
Lindsay has really lost his mind, whatever he had to begin with. 😖

GottaLaff , to random
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I’m not even going to bother reading this one. The headline is good enough for me.

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
🤣🤣🤣🤣🎂🤣

GottaLaff , to random
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NO criminal immunity opinion today.

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
🤬😑

GottaLaff , to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️ JUST IN: The House GOP has voted to hold Attorney General in contempt of Congress for refusing to turn over audio recordings of President Joe Biden’s interviews with former special counsel Robert Hur as part of the probe over his handling of classified documents.

https://www.cnn.com/webview/politics/live-news/attorney-general-merrick-garland-contempt-06-12-24/index.html?cid=ios_app

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
FFS😖🤬🤯 What a bunch of worthless a**holes

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Democracy Docket:

BREAKING: appeals court rejects 's lawsuit seeking to overturn her loss in the 2022 gubernatorial race. This is the 6th time Lake's election contest has been dismissed by state courts.

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GottaLaff , to random
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Go away.

Steve asks appeals court to allow him to remain out of prison while he fights contempt of Congress conviction

Bannon filed an emergency motion asking the U.S. Court of Appeals for Washington, D.C., to overrule a lower court’s ruling that ordered him to report to prison on July 1.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/steve-bannon-asks-appeals-court-allow-remain-prison-fights-contempt-co-rcna156677 https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/steve-bannon-asks-appeals-court-allow-remain-prison-fights-contempt-co-rcna156677?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma&taid=666927cf2a41ff00010b76f1&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
fuck, no. lock him up.

GottaLaff , to random
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Mensch in Chief👇🏼

Statement from President :

"As I said last week, I am the President, but I am also a Dad. Jill and I love our son, and we are so proud of the man he is today … As I also said last week, I will accept the outcome of this case and will continue to respect the judicial process as Hunter considers an appeal. Jill and I will always be there for Hunter and the rest of our family with our love and support. Nothing will ever change that."

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@Wileymiller @GottaLaff @MichelleRNCHPN
From what we’ve seen, TFG JR. just might have a bit of a substance abuse problem himself, & we know he owns lots of guns…

GottaLaff , to random
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🚨#BREAKING

Only hours. Doesn’t bode well

#HunterBiden gun trial updates: Jury reaches verdict

https://abcnews.go.com/US/live-updates/hunter-biden-gun-trial/?id=110723981

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@GottaLaff
ruh roh

DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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But he's still qualified to be president...that's fucked up!

Trump in danger of losing liquor licenses now that he's a convicted felon: Forbes
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-felony-2668491330/

PandaChronicle ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot
That’s kind of hilarious.

GottaLaff , to random
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Unbelievable.

Via Rupar:

46 House Republicans voted to defund NATO two days before the 80th anniversary of D-Day

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@WhiteCatTamer @pomegranate_stew @thatmags @GottaLaff
The usual suspects and then some. They would be the first to come crying when their homes were bombed, or more likely, when they could get their favorite imported whatever, because Russia had taken over the country it came from.
Idiots, every one of them. Feckless cowards & Russian agents.

GottaLaff , to random
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🤦🏻‍♀️😫Via Kyle Griffin:

NBC News confirms: Mike Johnson just put loyalists Ronny Jackson — demoted by the U.S. Navy in 2022 — and Scott Perry — central to House GOP efforts to overturn the 2020 election — on the House Intel Committee.

PandaChronicle ,
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@GottaLaff
🤬🤬🤬🙄🤨

DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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Today on Capitol Hill, Republicans grilled Attorney General Merrick Garland.

Rep. Cliff Bentz (R-Ore.) complained about the numerous state and federal cases against Trump.

"I don't think that's fair. I don't think people of United States think it's fair, that, that a former president would be ganged up on if you will, by both the federal government and state government. That does not seem right."

ARE REPUBLICANS FUCKING STUPID????

PandaChronicle ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot
Yes, they are very fucking stupid, and when they start attacking judges, prosecutors, & jurors, they will say “Look what you made me do.”

The Party of Don the Con is your abusive, racist uncle, given power beyond their capacity to use it wisely. They deserve to sink into oblivion.

GottaLaff , to random
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@starlily I’m a boomer hippie. 😉

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YusufToropov , to politicalscience group
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This powerful, hope-imparting 12-minute overview from #Maddow gave me back my foundation.

It reminded me of my personal responsibility to support election workers, court workers, and others who are doing the dangerous job of keeping our #legal system functioning.

It reminded me not to be cowed.

If it does the same for you, maybe #boost this so others get the same inspiration.

https://youtu.be/P9lujh1rlWs?si=MPbGk1QhcJZpn_JL

@GottaLaff
@Nonilex
@uspolitics @politicalscience @DemocracyMattersALot @DefendDemocracy

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@GottaLaff
wasn’t suspended on my instance so blocked account and server.

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Kyle Cheney:

Ken CHESEBRO charged with forgery in Wisconsin. (h/t
@mattsmith_news)
Jim TROUPIS and Mike ROMAN also charged

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GottaLaff , to random
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Via Ryan Reilly:

#Biden on the impact of #Jan6 on America’s standing in the world:

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    Thanks for the report.
    It is a good day to

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