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coyoty

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Coyoty (adj.): Like a coyote or Coyote in form, spirit, or humor. Ready to puns upon any opportunity for wordprey.

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coyoty , to random
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Watching House of the Dragon: "Episode 2". (That appears to be the title. I can't find anything else online or while watching it.)

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Seems like an unnecessary stance to take.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

coyoty ,
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@lowqualityfacts He could be president in 1692 only through witchcraft.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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easiest way to leave earth

coyoty ,
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@NotTheLBCGuy @RikerGoogling Watch out for Space Irish Travelers when you go Up the Long Ladder.

georgetakei , to random
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Seriously!

coyoty ,
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@VanessaE @georgetakei It whispers very softly.

coyoty , to random
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Watching Evil: "The Demon of Death".

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I HATE WEDDINGS. NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO GIVE A TOAST, NOBODY PAYS ENOUGH ATTENTION TO ME, AND THEY RARELY ACCOMMODATE MY DIETARY PREFERENCES.

coyoty ,
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@LRRRonEarth Well, they ARE your dietary preferences.

coyoty , to random
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Watching Evil: "C Is for Cannibal".

coyoty , to random
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coyoty , to random
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Wordle 1,100 4/6

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coyoty , to random
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Twenty One Pilots on Deezer.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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coyoty ,
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@lowqualityfacts Bounty Hunter has a bounty hunter named Dog.

coyoty , to random
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Watching Evil: "D Is for Doll".

coyoty , to random
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Watching Evil: "I Is for IRS".

coyoty , to random
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Watching Evil: "O Is for Ovaphobia".

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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that show with the blue box

coyoty ,
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@RikerGoogling Captain America: The First Avenger

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Immoral, but very crafty of them.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

coyoty ,
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@lowqualityfacts "Dentist" is named after the dents they put in teeth.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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starship troubleshooting computer sounds angry

coyoty ,
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@RikerGoogling Maybe it's because of your Google history.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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This is one of my favorite comics we've made.

coyoty ,
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@lowqualityfacts He didn't have to badger him.

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I never knew it was that easy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

coyoty ,
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@lowqualityfacts In Star Trek's Kelvin universe, all temperatures are in Kelvin.

coyoty , to random
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Wordle 1,099 4/6

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coyoty , to random
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Watching Evil: "U Is for U.F.O."

coyoty , to random
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Watching Doctor Who: "Empire of Death".

MicroSFF , to random
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I stare into the Abyss, and I know it stares back at me. Slowly, hesitantly, I reach out, and the Abyss reaches out to me.

It pets me.

It is neither warm nor cold, both firm and soft, and very, very comforting.

"Thank you," I say.

Faintly, I hear: "You'd do the same for me."

coyoty ,
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@MicroSFF
"Screaming into the abbess is like going to confession, and the abbess is forgiving and nonjudgmental."
"She wants you to stop. That's for the ABYSS."

coyoty , to random
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Watching Evil: "B Is for Brain".

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm surprised that Republicans haven't tried to ban them yet.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

coyoty ,
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@lowqualityfacts All judges have a bar calling.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I have 38,000 followers on Mastodon. If only 1% of my followers gave me one dollar a month on Patreon, I would be making 38 million dollars every single month. The power of the generosity of strangers blows my mind.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

coyoty ,
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@CU29 @lowqualityfacts Is it solar?

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coyoty ,
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@mister_shade02X2 @georgetakei Brain worms will do that.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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are holodecks sound proof

coyoty ,
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@RikerGoogling You should be asking if they're empathy proof.

coyoty , to random
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#NowPlaying Electric Light Orchestra - Don't Bring Me Down on the Yacht Rock channel https://www.rockradio.com/yachtrock

georgetakei , to random
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It's a good point!

coyoty ,
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@RickEtyhat @georgetakei It sounds tacky.

coyoty , to random
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WGTE FM
you can also enjoy it. Tap the link to tune now https://share.appradiofm.com/Y1TQ

georgetakei , to random
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Blasphemy!

coyoty ,
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@michaelc @georgetakei What? You're not putting C adaptors on the older USB cords you're saving?

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coyoty ,
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@failedLyndonLaRouchite @lowqualityfacts She knew how to play a bagpipe.

coyoty ,
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@Nibor4000 @lowqualityfacts Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.

nixCraft , to random
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No more WFH. Please come back to the office for the amazing culture & benefits! It is mandatory now.

The office:

coyoty ,
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@miah @nixCraft A moka pot would be more amusing..

coyoty , to random
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Wordle 1,098 3/6

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coyoty , to random
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Watch: First ‘Star Trek: Prodigy’ Season 2 Trailer Reveals New Classified Mission And A Time Paradox – TrekMovie.com
https://trekmovie.com/2024/06/20/watch-first-star-trek-prodigy-season-2-trailer-reveals-new-classified-mission-and-a-time-paradox/

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Public libraries do not mess around.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

coyoty ,
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@lowqualityfacts The bounty hunters are more effective when alive.

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coyoty ,
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@lowqualityfacts He was over the moon about it.

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By withholding a ruling on Trump v. United States, the Supreme Court's far-right justices are effectively giving Trump the immunity he's seeking, making it all but impossible for him to face trial before the election for his efforts to overturn the election and his role in Jan 6.

coyoty ,
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@rbreich Don't worry. If we're in a dark satire like it seems we are, just when it looks like we're about to lose, a satisfying turn of events will thwart them.

georgetakei , to random
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🫡

coyoty ,
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@MorganV @georgetakei But her age!

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coyoty ,
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@georgetakei The most important message he's sending isn't to people on Instagram. It's to his kid.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Today marks 1095 days since my last sip of Mountain Dew Code Red. It has been a long journey full of temptations, but I am proud to say that I am officially three years Mountain Dew Code Red free.

coyoty ,
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@lowqualityfacts Not that I doubt anything you say here, but... Okay, I doubt anything you say here.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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We made a comic about infidelity.

coyoty ,
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@lowqualityfacts The big man upstairs is also dating Lisa and Emily.

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coyoty ,
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@pete @lowqualityfacts The comically fat one was the size of six pairs.

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coyoty ,
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@lowqualityfacts That's because the copilot tries to scare the pilot to cure him.

20% of all plane crashes occur because the software gets the hiccups.

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coyoty ,
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@lowqualityfacts When someone dies falling down the escalator, you don't have to go down to get the body. The escalator will bring it back for you.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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She means it too, I can see it in her eyes.

coyoty ,
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@tuban_muzuru @grease @lowqualityfacts She wants to make a coat out of him.

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