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Mel Brooks’ Silent Movie. I guess you’ll miss the best bit in it though, where the only person who speaks is the mime Marcel Marceau.

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Yes please

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I wish there was more sports engagement, specifically college and pro football. It’s about the only thing that keeps me going back over to the other place.

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There’s a whole sports server at fanatacus.social, but it doesn’t seem to get much engagement for some reason.

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I mean, yeah, but the question was about what do I wish was on Lemmy.

Florida Governor DeSantis rejects climate change rationale for record-breaking rain ( wapo.st )

At this point, it's fairly common for significant rainfall events to have attribution studies showing that they're a result of the higher temperatures that fossil fuel burning has given us. Whether or not we end up with one for this particular event, it's something that we know will be more common if we keep on extracting and...

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Yeah, that’s exactly what I was thinking too….

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We don’t need no water…

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Actually, users & active users went up last month.

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I put this on another post from another account, but I found it, and I’m going to paste it here:

Do it! DO IT!! Shut up talking about it, and let’s get the civil war started!! Because I suspect it will be over before supper time.

In reality all they’re going to do is talk about it, because they’re small weak little people. Look at the big bad Proud Boys. When faced with the consequences of jail, they cried like little girls and begged the judges to take pity on them. Only one defiantly yelled “TRUMP WON” on his way out is the courtroom, but that was even after he cried and groveled.

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Read all about it in this month’s riveting issue of Duh!
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Streaming Pink Floyd the whole way.

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Jimi Hendrix - “‘scuse me while I kiss this guy!”

Shocker: Turns Out 100K Trumpers Did Not Attend Donald's Wildwood Rally ( crooksandliars.com )

Did you hear? Eleventy bazillion people showed up to hear Donald Vonshitzinpants drone on for hours about himself in Wildwood, New Jersey. Welp, Lisa Fagan, spokesperson for the city of Wildwood, is the one who guestimated that between 80,000 and 100,000 attendees were there, "based on her own observations on the scene Saturday,...

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When I was a little kid, I asked my grandfather what the bumps in the middle of the road (the reflectors) were for. He told me that it was so blind people could drive. It made perfect sense to me, and I believed that for longer than I should have!

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People are trashing it because apparently they used some AI to create pics of her, but I watched it and found it engaging. They used a lot of police interview footage, and that was all real, which I thought was a fascinating study as the story unfolded.

I also appreciate that Netflix made it an hour and a half documentary instead of padding it into a three/five/ten part series.

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And apparently he confessed on the steps before the trial started. He’s playing 4D chess!

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Daniel Stern? Howard Stern?

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They will put them on Double Secret Probation.

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“Oops, we forgot to launder that. Sorry, we’ll take care of it.”

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I’m sorry, but I don’t believe it for one second. The rich have numerous ways to hide money.

What if, and hear me out, he’s got plenty of money stashed away around the world, he just doesn’t want to spend it. Instead, he wants to file bankruptcy to make it go away, or someone else to bail him out with their money so he doesn’t have to spend his. It’s not like he doesn’t have a well proven track record of being a liar and a fraud.

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This seems to be the new norm, first Roku, now Blizzard.

Not only is "Seinfeld" vastly overrated, any claim that it pioneered the concept of "a show about nothing" is ridiculous and imbecilic.

First of all, yeah, come at me. "Seinfeld" is only kinda-sorta funny, at best. Seinfeld himself is really not funny at all. His act is perpetually stuck between the oldschool, early 1950s-style, cigar-waving "hyuk-hyuk, get a load of all my jokes about women drivers" comedians and the post-Lenny Bruce era, where everything just...

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Just as a point of clarification, a critic of the show called it a “show about nothing”. Jerry took that and used it as the plot of the show within a show that he and George wrote the pilot to, Jerry! Then people started referring to Seinfeld that way, but it never was about nothing, in fact it usually had 2-3 storylines per episode that they found a way to converge at the end.

I get that you don’t like the show, but at least get your facts straight.

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Count DeMoney: “The peasants are revolting.”

King: “You can say that again, they stink on ice.”

—History of the World Part I

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About 6-8 years ago, McDonald's had a line of like, "gourmet" burgers that came with grilled onions on them and big leafs of Romaine lettuce, those things were delicious but they discontinued them after only like, six months.

I’m old enough to remember the first “adult” burger McDonald’s launched, the Arch Deluxe. It came on a potato bun and had a stone ground mustard that was delicious. They had a huge marketing push for it, but then gave up before it had a chance to really catch on. I thought it was really good (for McDonald’s), but they didn’t really give it time.

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What? Those can’t have ever existed, you’ve got to be making that up. You’re pulling my leg, right?!?

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I was 24 years old, but yeah, that’s still accurate.

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So close, my birthday is in two weeks, then I’ll start getting the magical old man discounts. And I’m taking them too. I lived this long without dying, so I feel like I’ve earned them!

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Oh, I’ve got a list, and I’m gonna use every one!

The best is that I get 15% off my groceries at Publix if I buy on Wednesday. With today’s prices, that can start to add up to quite a chunk of change in my favor. New grocery day - Wednesday!

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Assuming your current instance is on 19.0 or higher, which most instances are now. If your on an instance that’s still running 18, it isn’t available.

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Read all about it in this month's issue of Duh

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Fox Kids Saturday Morning Cartoons | 1995 | Full Episodes with Commercials

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZSifZ30Cog

@nostalgia

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I mean, I know that cartoons are available 24/7 on the internet, but I’m still amazed at the complete lack of Saturday morning cartoons anymore on any network.

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I absolutely do NOT want the recipe. Not at all. Don’t even THINK about posting it, you hear?

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This guy does a really good investigation into it and brings receipts. (I know it’s on the Artist Formally Known As Twitter, but if you’re interested, it’s a good watch.)

https://x.com/yashar/status/1766329114292842930?s=46&t=yjuyDDOnc1cePh0ZQ-H2MA

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Unfortunately it's a Twitter video, and the only way to download it is with a premium subscription. And that is NOT happening. Hard stop.

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Read all about it in this month’s riveting issue of Duh.

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There’s SO many, but this was probably my favorite Weekend Update joke:

In a brilliant move during closing arguments, Simpson attorney Johnnie Cochran put on the knit cap prosecutors say O.J. wore the night he committed the murders. Although O.J. may have hurt his case when he suddenly blurted out 'Hey, hey, easy with that, that's my lucky stabbing hat!'

(You knew it had to be an OJ joke.)

When you're writing a song, how do you know it isn't just a song you've heard before but don't recognise?

I'm currently in the process of writing a song. I've got a tune and I'm putting the lyrics together but I'm always concerned that any tune I think of might just be another song I've heard somewhere randomly that I don't remember hearing....

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Ice is back with a brand new invention?

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Ahh, more 4D chess I see.

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Ahh Philadelphia, the city that booed Santa Claus.

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And when they were proven innocent, he simply doubled down.

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Good mornin’ ma’am, and isn’t it a loooovely mornin’?

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