HWK_290 ,

Though the connection between Trump and the nation’s coastline isn’t immediately obvious, he seemingly demonstrated how much thought he puts into our ocean at a Sunday rally in the famously land-locked Las Vegas, when he broke into a multiple-minute manic monologue, musing on shark attacks and sinking batteries.

I mean, who else has done more for big ocean water than trump?

Nightwingdragon ,

I agree. And for everything that Trump has done for our oceans, the entire coastline of Las Vegas should be named after Trump in his honor.

ohlaph ,

They just suck the piss right off his growth, don't they?

cerement ,
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just the coast of Florida – the inner coast home to red tides and the outer coast home to drifts of seaweed hosting flesh-eating bacteria

Beaver ,
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Desantis will licks trumps toes in favor

Kraven_the_Hunter ,

I was thinking maybe we could rename Florida's Prince Albert - errr Lake Okeechobee - after him instead.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

Didn't the army corps of engineers fuck up lake Okeechobee for a while and basically kill it with ag runoff?

snekerpimp ,

Wasting clock cycles on this dribble…

nilloc ,

Drivel, but yes I agree.

snekerpimp ,

Thank you, sorry, this whole thing is just so mind bottling

useyourmainfinger ,

Makes my blood spoil...

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Cape Dickhead, yes that sounds good

dhork ,

It makes sense, Trump is quite salty over his election loss, and the ocean is salty, too.

kikutwo ,

Why would we name the coastline Convicted Felon Grifter Conman Rapist?

RagingSnarkasm ,

“Convicted Felon Grifter Conman Rapist Exclusive Economic Zone” has quite a ring to it.

TransplantedSconie ,
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Dude simpin hard for that VP spot lol.

HappycamperNZ ,

Because it's underwater?

Its where we dump our shit?

Corse, irritating and gets everywhere?

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