TempermentalAnomaly , (edited )

I like to think that there's an ongoing saga of wits between Steve and the local wizard possum. Steve is basically wily coyote here. And the possum is a mutha fuckin wizard!

ouRKaoS ,

Haha! Steve! That's a people name!

creditCrazy ,
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When me and my folks were deciding wether to get a kill trap or have a heart trap to trap coons and thank goodness we picked the have a heart trap as our cat Vlad got trapped the very first night then the next we caught the neighbors cat then the 3rd night we finally caught a raccoon

angrystego ,

What's wrong with possums?

Hobbes_Dent ,

I too am curious why one would trap them. But I don’t have them around here.

muhyb ,

Steve is Irish >> Steve O'possum

FilthyShrooms ,

Sets possum trap

traps Steve

Steve is a possum

frezik ,

Do it again for "only Siths deal in absolutes".

Buddahriffic ,

frezik claims "only Siths deal in absolutes"

Statement itself is an absolute

Therefore frezik must be lying, mistaken, or Sith. Or exaggerating. Or quoting. Or this whole thing is just a hallucination.

I think that covers all cases. At least the most common ones.

frezik ,

What about All of the Above?

Zachariah ,
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No, Steve’s owner is the idiot.

stevedidwhat_infosec ,

.

HootinNHollerin ,

Such a Steve move

Classic Steve

makyo ,

What a real Steve

edgemaster72 ,
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He Steve'd it for sure

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Steve: “Bitch set me up!”

i_love_FFT ,
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I read the cast name as "cat Steven"

Tetsuo ,

He wanted to infiltrate the raccoons. There was just a minor flaw in the plan.

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