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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.

I’m learning Japanese so sometimes I might write something out in romaji just to practice. Please correct it if it’s wrong!

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I love lamp 🤷🏻‍♂️

Kolanaki ,
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They had everything right with the Dreamcast, but they had no confidence. They killed it after just 1 year while sales were actually rising, and even in that time it managed to get one of the best libraries of that era. Imagine if they had actually continued to support it.

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Why is Kyle still on Reddit and not over here on Lemmy?

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I have a *working Pong machine.

*It runs, but I don't like to turn it on because it gets extremely hot.

Kolanaki ,
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I do to, but I refuse to put on Something In Your Mouth while other people can hear.

Kolanaki OP ,
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Mom was just to the right of the photo. This was about 5 minutes after they were suckling. And they're taken care of by my nextdoor neighbors.

Kolanaki ,
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Surgery doesn't change gender. It changes sex.

Gender is a social construct, sex is anatomical.

Kolanaki ,
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That thing that's more than biology you're thinking of is the construct of gender. 🤦‍♂️

Nothing is immutable. Nothing is unchanging. Even the constant of the universe can be altered.

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All those dudes getting breast reduction and not a single one getting a penis enlargement?

It also said it's on minors which means they didn't choose to have this done; their parents/guardians did. It's all cool if you're choosing for yourself. It's pretty disgusting to force this stuff on a child that can't legally choose for themselves; whether it's cisgendered or not.

Homophobic bully gets kicked from the worst group I've ever played in

The funniest Out of Game moment I have ever had at the table was in my previous IRL group. We rotated who was in the DM chair, but this session our host, lets call him Phillip Barker, was running his Pathfinder campaign. The problem player, a hustlebro i shall name Emmett Roe, decides to flirt with an NPC. Phillip reciprocates...

Kolanaki ,
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pulled down his zweihander

DM went Giant Dad on the dude.

Kolanaki ,
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PS5 has no games either. It's the PS3 2. 3+2 = 5.

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"Will these freshen my breath or get me high?"

"Yes."

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I feel like his lie would actually be that he jerks it all the time when in reality, he can't even get hard.

Kolanaki ,
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I have a cap that has a little pouch pocket in it. It's just big enough for a little bag of drugs.

Kolanaki ,
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The fact that Epic Game Store exists at all is proof that Steam isn't a monopoly. A monopoly means they're the only option. Steam is not the only option. It is simply the best option.

Kolanaki ,
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Monopoly: 1. the exclusive possession or control of the supply of or trade in a commodity or service.

  1. A board game
Kolanaki ,
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Remember kids: The difference between science and screwing around is writing things down.

Kolanaki ,
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I remember hearing a live version of some Garth Brooks song years ago on the radio during a car ride where the audience was so loud, Garth stopped singing and basically told everyone to STFU. It's always the first thing I think of when I hear the phrase 'live recording.'

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A troll is just someone who says something to provoke a (usually negative) response. They don't have any agenda other than to entertain themselves.

A dude going into a Fortnite community to post "Fortnite sucks ass" is a troll. A dude posting propaganda to sway opinions toward a political goal/shill a product is something else.

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"I have a rumbly in my tummy that can only be satisfied with hands mathematics."

Kolanaki ,
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My stomach hurts :(

Kolanaki ,
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4 but wishing I was 9.

Kolanaki ,
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Marika if she was an Albinauric.

Or possibly your brain on drugs according to PSAs from the 90's.

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    Kolanaki ,
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    I mean, 1975 isn't that long ago 🤷🏻‍♂️

    But those were aliens, not the radical left. If TERFS wanna be mad, they should be mad at Area 51.

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    The government will ban verbs next, making action impossible.

    Kolanaki ,
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    All the plant-based options I see in my store are cheaper than actual meat. But then, the biggest brand I see is Morningstar Farms. I don't know how much Impossible Meat is because nobody around here carries it, but I would imagine it's a bit pricey just for the name being so popular.

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    I am indeed in the US. The only places I can find impossible or beyond meat around here are restaurants that have those meatless options. And since Burger King was found to not actually be using the Impossible patties for the Impossible Whopper at one point, I don't trust that I've even really tried the alternative but had just been given a regular Whopper.

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    I don't even know why you'd have to sample other songs to generate good music from an algorithm. Just have it randomly play "the four chords" and it is guaranteed to make something that sounds good.

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    When it's something awful like this, I just assume it's either teenagers who are just dumb as shit or it's an anti-statement. Like they don't actually believe in helping or standing by Palestinians, they instead want to make the people who actually do look bad.

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    It would have to actually have intelligence, period, for it to have PhD level intelligence. These things are not intelligent. They just throw everything at the wall and see what would stick.

    Kolanaki ,
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    Spirit Calling Snail Shield item description:

    Hephaerea always was fascinated by the song of the Spirit Snail. So much so that she devoted her life to them and eventually managed to become the very thing she adored.

    Ash of War: Spectral Spirits - Summons forth a group of spectral foes that attack your target and then vanish.

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    No wonder I can't find any orgies... Nobody in this country knows how to run a train.

    Kolanaki Mod ,
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    I think thats just sauce from the chicken.

    What do you think the Great Filter is?

    The Great Filter is the idea that, in the development of life from the earliest stages of abiogenesis to reaching the highest levels of development on the Kardashev scale, there is a barrier to development that makes detectable extraterrestrial life exceedingly rare. The Great Filter is one possible resolution of the Fermi...

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    I always thought my Pür was great. /s

    Kolanaki ,
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    Doesn't help if I have never had, like, waygu so I can even imagine it. Everything'll just taste like chicken 😩

    Kolanaki ,
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    This is what is known as projection.

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    I haven't seen the new one but I remember the first one being hella like a Saturday morning cartoon; especially with how damn near every major dialogue scene ended with a wall being blown up and bad guys pouring in for a fight.

    Personally, I like that dumb shit. I want the super hero movie to feel like a comic book or cartoon.

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    Particle colliders can make new particles, but how do they get the particles they smash to begin with? 🤔

    Kolanaki ,
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    Whoever ends up living here should probably not throw any stones.

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    Uh, actually that's fairy dust. Clearly they are trafficking drugs.

    OP: "This is my most advance moon photograph EVER it consist of 81000 images and over 708GB of data." (see comments.)

    From the other place: https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/1dmibwd/this_is_my_most_advance_moon_photograph_ever_it/...

    Extremely high res moon photo, with enhanced colours. The surface is pockmarked and traces of different elements are apparent across the surface.
    ALT
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    Now, is it really those colors is that just science stuff like all those dope pictures of nebulas?

    Poor thing looks bruised. Who hit you?!

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    Now it can't remember anything long enough to store it in long-term memory!

    Kolanaki ,
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    It's easy when you don't want to do anything.

    Kolanaki ,
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    I mean... He was literally the first animated character ever to have synced audio with the visuals.

    Kolanaki ,
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    Those poor, poor, TV execs... They all had to settle for gold plating in their heated in-door pools and Rolls Royces instead of platinum. 😔

    Kolanaki ,
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    1. Take over a failing company
    2. Hold a share holding meeting
    3. Show the line going down
    4. Turn the chart upside down
    5. Become a hero to the shareholders
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    Even old.reddit.com is broken now, where clicking links takes you to the ugly-ass new reddit design instead of just opening up the post so you see the full image/link with the comments.

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