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I’m back on my bullshit.

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How did that sign make all they way up there? The number of people that had to have looked at that sign before it was posted had to be more than 5 at the least.

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Unless that is the stencil, which makes it worse.

omg, that would be so funny 😁

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As far as I understand, rip currents rapidly pull someone out to sea only. If someone finds themselves in one, the solutions are to either (a) swim parallel to the coast to get out of the rip current, then swim back to shore, or (b) stay calm, float, and wave for help. Regardless, nothing is forcing someone underwater. Are people that die in rip currents not good swimmers/floaters or panicking?

Growing up in Florida, I've known how to swim practically my whole life, which is pretty common here among natives. Are all these people drowning in rip currents this year visitors or transplants from other states like the the four unfortunate men in this article?

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I'm not trying to victim blame at all, so I'm certain there's something I'm not understanding. Seriously, a person can easily float in sea water for 30 mins no problem. My grandma would do it everytime we went to the beach. Fill your lungs up, lay back, slowly paddle your feet, and chill. It would be different with major waves, but the panhandle usually has pretty calm waters.

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I'm from Florida, and this doesn't surprise me at all What does surprise me is that anyone cared enough to bust her.

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They're meant to be fired any where. They say at the legs so people will be okay with it. It's like when people go to Vegas with their friends for girls/boys trip. There aint nothing there but gambling and debauchery. Most people go there to cheat.

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I knew a guy in my social circle that was a sheriff deputy during the George Floyd protests. He was known for being an all-around douchebag and was mostly tolerated. No one ever wondered where he was at or of he was coming. He kinda just heard of plans and showed up. His conversations would be things like complaining about women or people of color and sharing that he takes 30-mins shits.

There was someone else in the circle that needed a place nearby since he was going to school, so the cop offered him a room in his house for an affordable rate with no lease. Once the guy moved in and gave up his previous residence, the guy jacked up rent, imposed ridiculous rules like an overbearing curfew, monitored him with cameras and sensors throughout the house, and belittled him every chance he got in front of others. I am not exaggerating at all. That's who this guy was.

Come the protests, we saw this dude out there. He was purposely instigating unrest so that he could use force. That's what he wanted. He was open about it. He even came out in the news doing it on video and it became a thing in the city.

All he wanted to do was demonstrate power over others to overcome his deep-seated inferiority complex. He was a complete sack of shit.

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That's what they say. The people that use them know very well that they are going to shoot them however they please. However, if they were to say so, that might make them illegal or result in liability issues if someone is severely injured. Thus, they have to pretend that they would only shoot them at the legs. This is how I imagine the conversation went:

Politician A: We can fire rubber bullets at them to stop. It will give us an excuse to make the protestors shit themselves in fear of death, but they wont be killed since we're using rubber bullets. That will get them to stop fighting us.

Politician B: Yeah, but how are we gonna get the public to allow us to shoot bullets at them? They're not going to let us do that. All they would have to argue is that the rubber bullets could severely injure or kill someone that is shot in the face.

A: We'll just say that the rubber bullets will only be shot at the legs.

B: That might not be intimidating enough.

A: Don't worry. We're just saying that. The cops will do as they normally do.

B: Wont they know that it's a lie when they get shot in the face?

A: Nah. We'll say it was an accident or bounced off of the floor.

B: 🤜

A: 🤛

BackOnMyBS ,
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I had a girlfriend that was a sheriff deputy. those people seriously have each other's backs with things. it's definitely a government-sanctioned gang.

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That's wild. They surely discussed this entire thing before the governor carried out their alleged swipe attempt, yet she still went through with it. Now, the AG is following through with their threat. Wtf is going on over there?

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88 YEARS PER LIFE!!

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BackOnMyBS ,
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Almost there! Just one more step left on the Gay Agenda:

✔️ look cute

✔️ be gay

✔️ hang out with friends

✔️ make memes

✔️ trick wise protectors of heterosexuality into accepting gay animals

◻️ be treated with decency by society

BackOnMyBS ,
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Exactly this. Whatever those whistleblowers knew must have been so damning, that committing two murders was better publicity.

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Yes. Aside from the friends I've made on here, which I rather not disclose, I regularly notice the following usernames:

BackOnMyBS ,
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Next month: Russia passes new law that allows citizens to repay payday loans with 6 months of military service

BackOnMyBS ,
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kagis

what does that mean?

BackOnMyBS ,
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The US went into Afghanistan in October 2001. We didn't go into Iraq until March 2003.

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The creator must be shitting his pants with the publicity this gane is getting. Someone that makes a game like that is surely trying to exploit opportunities. They have to be doing something illegal, whether that be illegal business practices or avoiding taxes.

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thats about 1.38 to 30.74 baker's dozens

BackOnMyBS ,
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You'll die before someone has a chance to murder you.

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I can feel the anarchist class consciousness developing 🤤🤤🤤

BackOnMyBS ,
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Too simple. You are hereby banned from government work.

Reason(s) per Standard Operating Procedure 420.69(f):

  • Not enough forms
  • Not enough signatures
  • Did not acquire approval from the ethics board, Privacy Office, Information Technology Office, Custodial Services, & Chief of Inefficiency
  • Absolute lack of meetings and round tables
  • No use of allocated funds
  • Does not give cause for more bureaucracy
  • No organizational chart
  • Not self-aggrandizing

You may file an appeal with the Appeals Board by completing form SF-80085-rev accessible at appeals.state.gov/brokenlink.lol

BackOnMyBS ,
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200 Year Old Science on Climate Change: Based on hundreds of transparent studies using publicly obtainable data and indisputable logic, we can only conclude that we are irreparably heating up the Earth to a point that will have dire consequences for humanity and most species.

2000+ Year Old Science of Biology: Yeah, we're definitely in a mass extinction event right now. Here are thousands of scientific studies that confirm this.

DeSantis: Nah, it rained a lot this pass month.

BackOnMyBS ,
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Ugh, heartache is literally painful. I'm sorry you are going through that.

For me, getting iver someone has been a multi-pronged approach.

  1. Accept that I'm going to feel grief for a while...at least a few months. That's okay and normal. Don't fight it, don't get mad at it. Just notice it and ride it out. Your brain has to severe the neural networks that were dedicated to him, while rebuilding new ones. This is a process that takes a while.

  2. Start connecting with friends that are healthy. They can be a nice source of validation, connection, and support.

  3. Work on a new project to have a focus. This can help in those moments where I'm sitting around ruminating with nothing to do or no desire to do anything. Even if I'm ruminating while doing the project, at least I'll something to show for it when it's over.

  4. Start a new hobby to define myself apart from the relationship. I'm going to be a new person.

  5. When ready, start throwing out all of their stuff. I even get rid of gifts. If it reminds me of then when I look at it, it's gone.

Things will get easier as you stop thinking about them slowly over the next dew weeks to months. Eventually, they become someone that you used to know with no real meaning other than the lessons you learned from that experience.

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Same.

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