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Would you like a milkshake? We made an extra one. Absolutely, I would.

Theory confirmed: a free milkshake tastes even better than a milkshake you pay for. It's science.

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Yesterday I bought a large slurpie, and then wandered around the rose gardens while I talked to my therapist.

10/10 – would recommend.

Pink speckled rose.
Puffball flowers.
Purple flowers.

stina_marie , to horror group
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Happy Saturday!

It is too early to tell how the day is going to go, but we'll likely be watching THE DEVIL'S BATH on tonight, either way 🤘🏼


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That_One_Guy , to random
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Good morning everyone! Hope your weekend starts well. We're going to test drive a couple of cars this morning, a Volkswagen Taos and a Kia Seltos. Both are AWD SUVs with comparable specs just different finishes. The Kia might have a slight edge as it's fully loaded while the Volkswagen is more stripped down. Reviews are the same too. If anyone is driving either please let me know how you like it.

Have a great Saturday or Caturday!

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FINAL MATCH:

@judgedread , the GAYFAG HOMOQUEER
vs.
@CSB , the ASSMAD TROON CANCERRAT

This is a FULL 48 HOUR MATCH lasting the entire weekend!

Introduction to Judge Dread:
"Is self explanatory. Boomer ex-cop, atheist, GOP armchair analyst, and his life revolves around consooming. He spends all day posting "woke Disney is so bad" type essays. Nigga. Who the fuck cares. He once spent 3 days filling the timeline with a series of essays on how he would "fix" the Disneyland Starwars Galaxy's Edge rides. And he thinks he's smart for doing this. Mega cringe!" - @lonestarr

This is the man who inspired the tournament! Yes, CMD looked at Judge Dread and said "I believe that a fair, open, and honest democratic system would call Judge Dread the biggest faggot on fedi," and that is why you are reading this today.

Judge Dread is basically the posterboy for "Gab refugee who cannot and will not assimilate to fedi culture properly." His utterly trash opinions range from "Gab is more important than church history," "I think 'Team A' and 'Team B' are excellent descriptive names for groups of people," and "here is an essay about Disney and why it matters." If you're here, you're probably blocked by him for disagreeing with at least one of these takes.

What has he done to push himself all the way into the final match of the faggot tourney? When he came over to fedi, he brought with him a group of the most obnoxious pieces of shit, started blocking everyone who mildly disagreed with him, and then used his followers to screech at everyone he has any mild disagreement with! Of course, on the anime-loving, Disney-hating, majority-Christian poast, that ended up being a lot of people!

If he'd just up and blocked everyone at once, then he'd be in his own echo chamber and things would be fine. However, that's not what he did: he makes a point of blocking someone new most days, then bragging about being a thin-skinned blockfag. We have the following hellthread most days:

Poastie A:"Why was I blocked by Judge Dread?"
Poastie B:"He's a thin-skinned faggot, you probably just disagreed with him about something."
Gablin A:"YOU are just SAD because you didn't follow the secret JUDGE DREAD RULES OF ENGAGEMENT and are now BLOCKED BY THE WONDERFUL JUDGE DREAD."
Poastie A: :aniwhat:
Gablin B: "LMAO look at this SAD guy COMPLAINING INTENSELY about being BLOCKED."
Gablin C: "HAHA HE ASKED WHY HE WAS BLOCKED. Obviously Dread is free to block whoever he wants and blocking everyone but mods is beyond criticism no matter what."
Other Fedi A: "Wow you dread fans are massive fags."
Other Fedi B: "Lmao what a bunch of thin-skinned losers."
Gablins: Quote Repost the thread 20 times

He's tried to distance himself from this tournament - a wise choice, but not one that's helped him out in the slightest! His opponents so far have been:
-The tournament organizer himself!
-PonyPanda, a man notorious for posting nigger dicks for several hours straight!
-Tomato, another notorious homosexual known for wanting to fuck trannies!

That's right, Judge Dread is gayer than nigger dicks, trannies, and...even OP! Dread's faggotry is so intense that it shatters iron-clad internet rules, what an incredible and unbearable faggot!

Introduction to CSB:
"The punching bag of NAS" - @dj
"he literally likes drawing crude gross man ass." - @leyonhjelm
"I will concede that he may just be bad at drawing" - @leyonhjelm after having been asked to prove the above.
"NAS rules state that it is MANDATORY that at every opportunity...remind CSB that he is a fucktard, faggot, cunt, jew (preferably dirty) or other slur..." - @fuknukl

CSB, what have you done? You were under the radar completely at the start of this tournament, and your repeated insistance to be removed from it and constant threats to block people who vote for you and intense lockfaggotry have propelled you to the finals!

You have managed to show yourself to be a bigger faggot than:
-Every third tranny on the internet
-A groomer tranny who shoves dead possums up their ass to masturbate and hangs out with pedophiles - one whose poor behavior has got them kicked off of 109 instances!
-A beloved rat who was genuinely trying to win as a joke

THAT is what you have been a greater faggot than, despite having every advantage possible to get yourself out of this tournament early! At every single junction, the tournament organizer wanted you to lose: your faggotry has forced his hand each and every time. You rallied up NAS hard enough that they put you past Paulo. You went into the thread and pissed off so many people that your actions caused you to beat Maija. You carried this momentum into the match with Ratposter, who was actively trying to win by posting the gayest things he could think of in the thread. That is right - you are gayer than what someone imagines to be the gayest thing they can post.

Well, this time you're up against the guy that the tournament organizer made the tournament to mock. CSB, winning this would be a major feat of faggotry - and you will have only yourself to blame. Can you please shut the actual fuck up for long enough that CMD can convince people to vote for Dread? Look, NAS is even pulling a punch here: I gave them a shot to write this chunk of this post, and they apparently decided that you're such a giant faggot that they can let someone sympathetic to you write it. Just go away from the internet for a weekend, please.
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@Twig @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @leyonhjelm @lonestarr @CSB @fuknukl @judgedread
@blackmastodon @mutual_aid @order @write2darren @mastoadmin @lgbtqbookstodon

It's not too late to support CSB if you haven't voted yet, you can make a difference.

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Possible Trump Appeal Defenses:

  • The universe is RIGGED against him. {If so, he's screwed.}

  • My lawyers are INCOMPETENT! {Yes, the whole string of them. Ask for a public defender?}

  • The INSANITY Defense. {Actually, this is very, very plausible.}


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    "The stars do not know you. Repent: they too, have teeth."

    👻 HAPPY SATURDAY, WEIRDOS!

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    stina_marie , to horror group
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    Happy Saturday!

    I can't believe I found a meme that uses Remedios Varo's art. It's made my day 😁

    (The complete artwork is THE STAR MAKER by Remedios Varo)

    @horror

    mikako6 , to random
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    Already?
    This year's wisteria flower season is early.

    Mcdyer , to random
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    A very fine morning in north Georgia. If you want, I can show you the tidily dismembered squirrel we found.

    Some tiny mushrooms on a stick
    Dwarf irises in the woods

    kshernandez , to blackmastodon group
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    Happy y'all!
    Update:

    No movement in 4 days on WK2 goal. Still holding @ $45/$438

    Please help share, donate, pray.

    Only 4 days left to get this week's need done. As to move me closer to getting back into treatment. See link below for deets:

    Ways to donate:

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    Oh, sweet, we're back. Thanks, @BlueBassist !

    Please enjoy a macabre and amusing meme, horrorhub - which are the best kind of memes to me 😆

    @horror

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    Hey, do you mind reblogging this post?
    It would help me a ton.
    I'm an artist looking for to make custom jewelry designs or music. Mother's Day is coming soon and it would be amazing to make something for mothers, as well as for anyone's self love gifts or any other special occasions. You can see my previous works here, message me for anything custom made ❤️☺️
    I also made my shop half off for one week:
    https://www.etsy.com/shop/genderlessbyskaly

    Photo of amethyst and Angelita gemstones beaded set with lilac glass soft triangle pendant and silver loop earrings with pink light blue rhombic pendant
    Photo of green grey necklace with green glass pendants and hematite styled beads Green drop mid pendant and 4 green baroque pendants
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    This happened while trying a new polarizing filter and...well, it's , so.

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    catsalad , to random
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    Do Gay
    Be Crime

    alice ,
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    @catsalad it's , regular gay crime isn't enough. Oh, and you need to toss in some too. 😋

    Kali the Calico Cat smiling on a Saturday morning.

    stina_marie , to horror group
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    Mood, although I fear it is too late...

    @horror

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    stina_marie , to horror group
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    🎥 I'm either watching POOR THINGS on , or SATANIC HISPANICS on tonight. Not sure which one will win out as I want to see them both very badly.

    🎨 But before that, ART! I have a painting & illustration for two different projects I NEED to complete, and an illustration for MEEEE.

    📚 And I'll probably finish another book.

    What's everyone else up to today?

    @horror

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