catsalad , 9 minutes ago to random

:blobcatstop:

catsalad , 2 days ago to random

PFFTHARTHH

catsalad , 3 days ago to random

Never mess with pediatricians

(they have very little patients)

catsalad , 6 days ago to random

Safety sandwich

Photo of one smaller black cat walking and sandwiched in between two larger cats with an animation of a said photo by kokorokeke. Illustration show the larger cats in samurai attire with swords escorting the tiny black kitty.

catsalad , 6 days ago to random

❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🤍🩶🖤

catsalad , 6 days ago to random

You really think AI would do that? Just go on the internet and lie about stuff?

catsalad , 7 days ago to random

You can't passive aggressively boost a toot!

Boosts back to where it came from with same instance catsalad account 👀

catsalad , 7 days ago to random

So you would still love me!
happy worm noises

Bwee , 7 days ago to random

Here's a fun question for you!

Imagine you get to pick the details of your next dream, but it must involve you being an animal in your dream.

You may pick these dream details:
🌟 What animal you are (anything animal-related counts, including dragons, hybrids, mythical creatures, or anything else!).
🌟 Where you are located (this place can be fictional).
🌟 What you are doing (you can be doing realistic or magical/dreamlike things, up to you!).

You can tell me your answers if you like, or just think about your dream details for funsies! As long as you're enjoying yourself, I'm happy. :D

💙💙💙

catsalad , 7 days ago to random

Me watching you watch other people have fun outside...

jerry , 7 days ago to random

Memorial Day weekend Florida style

video/mp4

catsalad , 7 days ago to random

I'm starting to suspect that some of ya'll might be... :hacker_h:⁠:hacker_a:⁠:hacker_c:⁠:hacker_k:⁠:hacker_e:⁠:hacker_r:⁠:hacker_s:

catsalad , 8 days ago to random

ʘ̀ωʘ́

catsalad , 9 days ago to random

Happy #Caturday 😺

Fluffy, black and white kitten being help and excitedly looking at something. It's paws do a little happy dance

catsalad , 9 days ago to random

Follow me for more eepy advice

Same girl curled up and sleeping with a smile with caption that says TAKE A NAP

catsalad , 10 days ago to random

🐻: Research! Price match! Check compatible! Ground yourself!

🐺: Don't eat the thermal paste (optional)

catsalad , 10 days ago to random

ʷᵉˡˡ ᶠʳⁱᶜᵏ

catsalad , 10 days ago to random

Cool shoes...

shellsharks , 11 days ago to random

Reporting from SecurityWeek on a new “Critical" vulnerability affecting Jinja2 & llama_cpp_python, dubbed “Llama Drama” https://www.securityweek.com/critical-flaw-in-ai-python-package-can-lead-to-system-and-data-compromise/

Info and PoC video here: https://github.com/abetlen/llama-cpp-python/security/advisories/GHSA-56xg-wfcc-g829

Checkmarx has an official page for the vuln but the author appears to have oopsied the actual blog content putting something else completely different in there… https://checkmarx.com/blog/llama-drama-critical-vulnerability-cve-2024-34359-threatening-your-software-supply-chain/

#cve202434359 #llamadrama #infosec #cybersecurity

FYI: @screaminggoat

A named vuln @jerry can be excited about 🦙😆

catsalad , 12 days ago to random

One large rotisserie cookie please

catsalad , 12 days ago to random

Catgirl delivery.. Please sign next to the paw :verified_paw:

catsalad , 13 days ago to random

Third time this week...

"Your wizard drinks the wrong potion..." Video of a snake wearing a pointy wizard hat dancing and progressively freaking out to music

catsalad , 15 days ago to random

:ablobcatrave:

Animation of Chibidoki dancing around while smiling. Caption readz "i'm losing ny fricking mind"

alice , 16 days ago (edited 16 days ago) to random

I might just be high on all the ice cream, but I love everything and want to hug everyone right now.

Well, not every thing, and not every one, but certainly everyone in my little corner of the Fediverse (and all their cats).

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

catsalad , 16 days ago to random

:ablobcatbongo:

catsalad , 17 days ago to random

On my way to bike week

Someone putting a balloon on the muffler of a moped then cutting said balloon for the sound effect. When they start it, it sounds like a cartoon car.

catsalad , 19 days ago to random

Me too kid... me too

Video of a kid on the ground just hanging on with one arm to the edge of a spinning, circular platform as they let it drag them around

catsalad , 25 days ago to random

Jeanealogically speaking, this is peak fashion.

catsalad , 25 days ago to random

apt install "*" --force-yes

catsalad , 26 days ago to random

Can confirm... 👀

Every queer couple is composed of one publicly reserved person and one absolute chaos gremlin that everyone else thinks is a saint.

alice , 26 days ago (edited 26 days ago) to random

"Hey, totally unrelated, and if this is too personal then please just ignore me, lol. What exactly was your experience like, figuring out that you're nonbinary, and roughly when did that happen?
" —Someone I know on Matrix

I responded in chat, but figured my answers might be of broader interest to people who are enby(or Alice)-curious 😋 So here it goes...

⚠️ CW for some slurs and gender stereotyping ⚠️

The short of it is that a couple years ago my kid expressed to me that they weren't sure if they were their assigned gender. To be supportive, I started learning everything I could about being trans. Eventually, they decided that they were okay with their birth gender (at least for now, and maybe forever), but I realized I wasn't okay with mine.

I've always been :_gaysparkle: queer™ :_gaysparkle:, and I've always sort of skirted gender norms (leaning more heavily one way or another as I grew up), but I was raised in a time (the 80s/90s) and environment (latchkey kid with no [living] LGBT+ family members) where transgender people weren't really "a thing". There were "cross-dressers", and "trannies", and several other slurs, but it all got reduced to a "fetish" or "sickness" at the end.

I didn't feel like I had any sort of (relevant) fetish, and I didn't think I was sick, so it must be "something else".

Basically, I didn't have the vocabulary to express that I was nonbinary, or to know it was even an option not to be my assigned gender.

But don't get me wrong, I've never identified particularly strongly with either extreme of traditional gender presentation. Looking back through the lens of what I know now, there were a lot of things I was dysphoric about (and several that still get to me), but at the time I just thought I was weird or that everyone else felt the same and no one mentioned it.

So I didn't mention it either.

Now that I'm older, better informed, and give even fewer fucks what other people think about how I express myself, it's surprising to me that it took so long to figure things out.

So unlike some trans people who strongly associated with their non-assigned gender from an early age, and some nonbinary folk who collect genders like Pokémon, I'm the kind of enby who just gives a lot less importance to which gender I take my influences from—as long as I like the aesthetic or it makes me feel more "me", then we're all good.

So I think I'm probably somewhere around a...um, Alice(?) when it comes to my gender expression 🙃

It's still a work in progress, but as it stands now:

• I hardly wear makeup 💄 (except nail polish 💅🏻)
• Most of my clothes are marketed as being for women, but are pretty unisex —save for my cute socks and underwear 🧦👙
• I like pinks and purples...a lot 💜
• I like having muscle definition 💪🏻
• I can't stand body hair 🪒
• I like my tits, but I'm glad they're small 🧁🧁
• I've had short hair for most of my adult life, but I'm having fun growing it out again like when I was a kid 👩🏻‍🦲👩🏻‍🦰
• I dislike most sports, except of course for locksport 🔓 and Bloodsport (1998) 🩸

It feels super-awkward listing off all the stereotypically gendered things about me that I can think of. The idea of a color or a haircut being "for boys" or "for girls" just seems weirdly restrictive and arbitrary.

If you made it this far, neat! You get a cookie 🍪

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me anything.

If you have any comments or relevant experiences, please share.

Thanks for reading 💕

#Nonbinary #LGBTQ #Trans #AMA

jerry , 26 days ago to random

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today not to mourn the loss of Jerry's refrigerator, but rather to celebrate its life.

catsalad , 27 days ago to random

Please consider what your cat considers...

:blobcatthonking:

catsalad , 27 days ago to random

Hey, you should try our new prescription medication! 💊

Side effects include: sneezing, wheezing, labored breathing, trouble speaking, sleeping, eating, hemorrhages, internal bleeding, feeling short of breath, nausea, dry mouth, cough, and fever, blockages of the ureter, choking, bloating, tremors, coma, stroke, or death, mood swings, muscle aches, weight gain, fugue states, osteoporosis, sudden psychosis, supercalifragilisticexpialidosis, masochism, vampirism, sudden necromanticism, phantom limbs, fanaticism, chronic déjà vu, transient telepathy, changes in your destiny, ancient forms of leprosy, chronic déjà vu, loss of hair: hair, weight, smell, taste, balance, vision, hearing, strength, loss of memory, will to live, sense of self, fucks to give.

⚠️ Do not take this medicine if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, or a human person. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.

Musical rendition of pharmaceutical commercial which regularly play on TV in America...

catsalad , 27 days ago to random

Hungry? Have a stick of butter. You certainly will not regret eating an entire stick of butter. 🧈

catsalad , 28 days ago to random

Woke up and chose >:3

catsalad , 28 days ago to random

Men: No, you just don't understand how dangerous bears are

Women:

catsalad , 1 month ago to random

You've just been Ohhhh Big Stretched 🐶

Video of a labrador getting some big stretches while vocalizing just how nice of a stretch that was.

catsalad , 1 month ago to random

Getting some good rays in the sun

Everything in life happens for a reason. Except for grapes... The happen for a raisin.

18+ alice , 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to random

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alice , 1 month ago to random

Omg, I am craving Dicks tonight! Like, I need that in me before bed.

*I've been a fan of Dick's Drive-In since I was a teen and occasionally it just sounds heavenly.

catsalad , 1 month ago to random

Rare footage of a once thought extinct payphone giving birth...

Video showing someone pickup the a receiver off a old and dirty phone, and then pop the top off showing a knife on the ear piece. They then use that knife to cut slashes in the base unit, reach inside, then pull out a smaller payphone from inside. Baby payphone is placed on top of it's proud momma.

catsalad , 1 month ago to random

Pet the Kitty 🫳🐈

alice , 2 months ago (edited 17 days ago) to random

I was feeling pretty low recently about myself and everything that's going on in the world, and I kinda yelled at the universe to go fuck itself.

And it responded by throwing a wicked-smart and adorable enbyfriend at me.

So, um, thanks universe...sorry I yelled at you. Turns out you can be pretty cool sometimes.

---

In case you were wondering, it's @catsalad. Cat is the the wicked-smart and adorable enbyfriend I'm referring to :floofHeart:

#ThrowbackThursday #EnbyJoy