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After almost 40 years, this 🏳️‍⚧️ joke, still kicks it!

©Playboy 1985

After years of regular meetings at a local bar, one of a trio of friends stunned his companions by announcing that he was really a woman trapped in a man’s body and had finally decided to have a sex-change operation. Months later, she reappeared at the old haunt, and greeted her friends. Both men congratulated her on her appearance and began asking her about the most painful aspect of the grueling operation. "Lopping off your dick must have been the worst part," one said wincing . "Ummm,” she pondered. “No, not really." "Cutting off your balls, then," decided the other. "No," she said. "That was bad, but not the worst." "What was worse than that?" "Getting my salary cut in half."
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    grickle , to random
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    Time well spent.

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    Chrishallbeck , to random
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    Bad dog?

    grickle , to random
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    Nocturnal neighbors.

    stina_marie , to horror group
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    Happy !
    (I still haven't decided if I agree with this theory- I need to watch this again, either way- but I have zero problem with it and it DOES make a lot of sense...)

    @horror @horrorfilm

    KrisBock , to bookstodon group
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    Voice recognition mistake of the day: Whenever I try to say "lawyers" dictating on my phone, it comes out "liars." Is that a voice recognition error or not?
    https://tulepublishing.com/series/the-accidental-detective/
    @bookstodon

    One book cover has the title Something Shady at Sunshine Haven. The cover has a lot of orange, a southwest desert background, and a cityscape behind that. A second book cover has the title Something Deadly on Desert Drive. A tan vase is falling, spilling water, in the foreground. The background is an Arizona scene of a saguaro cactus and mesas, with a lot of green. The author’s name is Kris Bock. Text says: A witty journalist solves mysteries in Arizona and tackles the challenges of turning fifty. Book Reviews: “A great start to a new series.” “a fast-paced book that keeps you thinking.” “grabbed me from the first page to the last.”
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    Happy Tuesday!
    ⛧ All hail Baphocat! ⛧

    @horror

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    grickle , to random
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    Cow Aquatic Class.

    grickle , to random
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    Bright spot.

    faab64 , to random

    Wonder how long the wires are 😂

    stina_marie , to horror group
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    HAPPY FRIDAY! YOU MADE IT!

    Here's a quick little you can do that is sure to delight any and all guests!

    @horror

    stina_marie , to horror group
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    It's just good advice 👍🏼

    @horror

    tech , to random
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    metin , to random
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    grickle , to random
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    My neighbor Kermitoro. #grickledoodle #kermit #muppets #miyazaki #totoro #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

    grickle , to random
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    Kermithulhu. #grickledoodle #hplovecraft #kermit #horror #muppets #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

    stina_marie , to horror group
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    It's Monday again. Hope you have the best one possible ☕☕☕

    @horror

    stina_marie , to horror group
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    Have a great Sunday and remember to add lots of lols 🤘🏼

    #meme #funny #horror @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme #Sunday

    funny , to random

    #funny #images #hilarious #memes #photos

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    stina_marie , to horror group
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    It's the first day of June and I'm a goth in Texas. It's about to become an even worse Hell, here...

    @horror

    My ashes when I'm cremated [Picture of a bunch of black confetti bats spilling out of a container]
    "what's your favorite color?" me: [Picture of a closet filled with nothing but black clothes]
    "me and the homies" [Picture of a colony of bats all clustered together]

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    🤣

    A meme featuring the recent judge and defendant that was driving without a license while on a zoom call with court. The first panel reads "The walmart employee catching me in the act" with the picture of the judge smirking at the camera. The second panel reads "Me using the self checkout to scan a PS5 as a sack of potatoes" with the picture of the defendant in the car looking flustered.
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